thirty-four
[texts about babies]

3:37pm
aria is now texting: hornyhunters

aria: gUESS WHOS BACK IN LA

matt: unfortunately

em: FINALLY OMFG

kat: I MISSED YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

harry: you know what matt?
harry: go back to new york, leave aria here, and fucking stay there

dom: ^^

aria: ^^^

matt: ARIA

aria: um what

matt: dONT SIDE AGAINST ME

aria: hM

dom: ARIAAAA

aria: DOMMM

matt: since when were you two so cuddly

em: jealous, matt?

kat: green eyed monster coming out to play

alberto: aria and matt are back??

harry: heck yeah

kat: YOU NEED TO TELL US EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED

matt: hm not much to tell

aria: um matt
aria: did you forget about yesterday
aria: and the day before

alberto: WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY

dom: AND THE DAY BEFORE

matt: aria i hate you

aria: that's not what you said last night when we -
aria: oh whoops pg-13 only!!!!!

harry: wHAT

kat: WHAT

em: WHAT

dom: MATT

alberto: WHAT

matt: oh my god aria

kat: ARIA HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL US

dom: HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME MAN
dom: YOURE MY FUCKING PARABATAI

harry: YOU GUYS SHUT UP
harry: MATT AND ARIA HAVE TAKEN THEIR CUTEASS RELATIONSHIP FURTHER IN AN INTIMATE WAY

alberto: iM CRYCIBG

matt: omfg

matt left the conversation

kat: ugh saltdarrio is back at it again

em: what even is the difference between him and alec

harry: leave the hater

kat: oK NOW ARIA MESSAGE US RN RN RN AND TELL US ALL

dom: I WANT TO KNOW

aria: NO

kat: NO

em: NO

aria: girls only ;)

harry: fuck you aria

aria: matt already did that xx

alberto: JANXJSJXN BYE

4:22pm
aria is now texting: womanly woman

aria: OK ILL TELL ALL NOW

kat: i can't believe you guys had sex

aria: um all couples do it??

em: but still
em: was it your first time?

aria: it wasn't my first time
aria: just my first time with matt

kat: sinner

aria: do you want to know or not woman

em: um yes

aria: so the day before yesterday we were on a date
aria: and when we were going home i felt

kat: you felt?

aria: ITS AWKWARD

em: SAY IT

aria: gEEZ I FELT HORNY
aria: SO WHEN WE GOT BACK TO THE HOTEL ROOM I MADE THE MOVE AND THINGS ESCALATED

kat: WERE YOU WEARING WHAT I BOUGHT YOU

em: what did you buy her?

kat: lingerie

aria: yEs i was
aria: he liked it v much

kat: aW YAY

aria: OMFNEJDN
aria: WE EVEN SAID THE
aria: "I love you"'s

em: YOU FUCKING DID WHAT

kat: omfg aria
kat: you know what this means right?

aria: ??

kat: that's like a big deal
kat: at least if i were in a relationship it would be for me

em: true

kat: it's not just some relationship that you were just testing out the waters

em: this is real

aria: i know it is
aria: and it is important
aria: that's why i said it first
aria: because i know our relationship isn't just some "fling"
aria: it's real.

kat: uGH YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE

em: GET FCKJNG MARRJED ALREAYD

aria: oh yeah and also
aria: we spent the whole day yesterday in the hotel room with room service

em: doing...

aria: basically just
aria: um
aria: having sex

kat: SNDJENDN
kat: ONE TIME WASNT ENOUGH FOR YOU GUYS

aria: snjxjsns

em: you guys did wear protection right

aria: em I'm not 5
aria: and no we didn't because im on the pill 

kat: those are only 99% effective

em: that 1% could get you pregnant

aria: STOP

kat: but i can be an aunt right

em: name the girl after me

kat: if you get two twin girls them name them after me too

em: i also want to be god mother

kat: me too

em: ill buy little mini onesies

kat: aW YES DJSJD
kat: and mini mini shoes

aria: um guys im not pregnant js

em: THOSE CUTE LITTLE MITTENS BABIES WEAR

kat: MINI SOCKS

aria: GUys

em: ugh i want someone to have a baby now

kat: get off the fucking pill aria and get pregnant

aria: good
aria: fucking
aria: bye

em: oh

kat: you know you want it

aria: i really don't.

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[a/n: i was thinking of creating a spin off social media story but about dom? aria will be in it too! what do you think? would you read it?]