eight.
[texts about the ship.]

5:28pm
aria is now texting: the hornyhunters

aria: ok listen you shady ass uglies
aria: matt and i have our own thing
aria: since you all won't include us into your little mission

matt: mhm
matt: operation cobra

dom: operation cobra? 

aria: mATT
aria: yOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM THE NAME AHJAJSNA

matt: oh
matt: im sORRY
matt: DONT HATE ME PLS

aria: I WOULD NEVER HATE YOU

harry: gUYS
harry: PROGRESS

em: ALL ABOARD THE SHIP, WE WILL BE DEPARTING SOON

alberto: PACKING MY BAGS

kat: what im confused

aria: ship?
aria: i wanna go on this ship 

harry: honey, you are the ship

aria: what the fuck
aria: clearly im a person?? not a ship??

matt: is that a body shaming accusation

em: matt how the hell can we body shame
em: if we don't know how the girl even LOOKS like

matt: oh yeah
matt: forgot

kat: I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT EVERYONES TALKING ABOUT
kat: IM BOARDING THE SHIP TOO

aria: im so lost

matt: same here

dom: my clueless little children
dom: so naïve

aria: ...

matt: ...

kat: its nice to not be confused

aria: well it looks like your lack of confusion had spread to us kat

matt: tELL US WHATS GOING ON

alberto: all shall reveal itself soon
alberto: i hope

aria: what will reveal itself
aria: im crying what

matt: you know what?

matt left the groupchat

aria: good call

aria left the groupchat

dom: problematic faves

[a/n: comment what you think!!]