"I hid the body as you told me, what do I do now?"

"What what ?!"

"Boss I hid the body. What's the plan?"

"I think you have the wrong number. I should call the police." I murmured the last part. The person at the other end laughed and I was puzzled.

"I can't believe I caught you in this ahahahahah, it's me Soonyoung."

"Wait did you just prank call me right now?" I asked.

"Yeah I did." He replied.

"Damn it why didn't I realize??"

"I learned from the best."

"I'm still the master here."

"I'll surpass the master."

"No you won't."

"Pfff mean." He said with an other laugh.

"So what's Seventeen up to lately?" I asked randomly.

"Preparing a comeback. Why do you never ask me how I am ? :(("

"Wasn't that what I just did?"

"No you asked about the group."

"Awww you want some attention." I teased him.

"nO that's not it. "

I laughed.

"Alright alright, how are you?"

"I'm great thanks, you?"

"Really? Just for you to tell me this??"

"Well yeah."

"/sigh/ You got me scared there for a second tho with your prank call." I said.

"What would you do if it wouldn't have been a prank call?"

"Well first I'd be like 'WHO DAFUQ DID YOU KILL.' Then I'd call the police :)"

"I expected that." He said.

"Well duh. Did you think I'd go: 'great, now let's find our second victim.' " I replied.

"What's his address?" Hoshi played along.

"21 jump street." I said. I heard him laugh.

"There might be many people, what does our victim look like?"

"Well he is Asian but has blond hair." I replied.

"What's his name?" He asked.

"His name is Soonyoung, but some call him Hoshi."

"Yah!"

"Not so loud agent!"

"How do I kill him?" He continued.

"I'll be in charge of that part, all you have to do is bring him back here." I improvised.

"Okay, but if I may ask boss, how will you kill him?" He asked, more like scared for his life.

"I'll kill him with love."

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-later that week-

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"You know I was joking last time right? Ahahaha..." I said awkwardly.

"Ah you were?"

"Yes of course!"

"Oh okay."

"By the way, since last time I told you about me, now tell me about you." I said.

"Alright, I was born in Namyangju-si in Gyeonggi-do. I'm a Shinee fan. My childhood was pretty normal. I never had a girlfriend before, now because I'm an idol and before because my mom told me 'studies before girlfriends'. I like dancing, I'm the leader of the performance unit in our group I create choreographys for some of our songs." He said

"Oh okay."

"That was a boring answer ya know?"

"But like what do you want me to say?" I replied.

"Umm 'wow this is so interesting telll mee more about you oooppppaa!' "

"What's oppa lol?"

"Oh my god, you don't know that?"

"Well duh I don't speak Korean you know??"

"Oppa means older brother." He answered my question.

"You're not my brother tho." I replied.

"That's what it means, but younger girls use it for older boys. "

"How do you know I'm not older then you? Maybe I am??"

"I'm 20 years old, you?" He said.

"I'm 20 too." I said.

"When's your birthday? Mine's on June 15th." He asked.

"June 15th too." I replied.

"Are you kidding me?"

"Yes."

"Wow no shame."

"My birthday is on August 16th, but I'm really 20 tho." I then said.

"See, I'm your oppa."

"No way I'm calling you that."

"Why not? I'm older respect me please."

"Hmmmm let me think about it.... no."

"Pfff, oh by the way, last time when you told me about you, was your dream one of your secrets? Cuz I win you know ehuehehe." He suddenly said.

"Wow the subject changed real fast." I said instead of answering his question.

"Do you want to talk about why you should be calling me oppa then?" He asked.

"No that wasn't a secret because you are not the only one who knows about it, and I'm not talking about myself when saying there's someone else who knows." I ignored the 'oppa' subject as if I hadn't mentioned it.

"Who else knows?"

"A friend. Well a past friend."

"You're not friends with her anymore?" Soonyoung asked.

"No."

"Wanna talk about it?"

"No."

"Okay then... Oh right, have you seen the teasers for our new song!?"

I guess he was trying to get my mood up and I appreciated that.

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A/N: My birthday is actually on June 15th 👀

When's your birthday ?