"I am your father."

"What?"

I hung up with a laugh, his reaction lmao, he was so lost.

I was just randomly prank calling people since I was bored, I would invent some sentences to say, I tried that pizza deliveries thing too, it was funny.

What was I doing with my life?

Oh well what's the problem with a good laugh?

That's when my phone rang. I answered without looking at the id out of habit.

"Darth Vader really?"

"Use the force, Luke."

I laughed at my own sentence.

Damn. I'm funny.

Unexpectedly, he started laughing.

"This is the first time someone prank calls me, they usually tell me how much they love me."

"Are you lowkey saying you're popular dude?"

"Don't you know kpop?"

"I know what it is, never checked it out tho why?"

"You should, especially a group called seventeen."

"Seventeen? Is that a girl group?"

"Nooo, it's a boy group and they're really cool!"

"Are you gay? Don't have anything against gay tho, just to know."

"What no how did you even come up with that??"

"Well, you're literally fanboying about some Korean boy group."

"That's cuz I'm a member of that group."

"sIKE"

"No sike, it's true."

"Oh really? So you're apart of a seventeen members boy group from South Korea yet you're speaking on the phone with a random stranger in English." I said in a sarcastic tone.

"We're thirteen members actually and it's not because I'm a Korean that I can't speak English. "

"Why is the group named seventeen if you're thirteen??"

"We're thirteen members, 3 units but 1 group, so it makes seventeen."

"So like you know everything about them?"

"I told you I'm a member of the group."

"Yeah yeah... Well Luke, away you shall go."

"WUT-"

I hung up and laughed what the fuq was that. Seventeen? Is that a joke? As if it actually exists.

I stood there a minute then I couldn't resist and went on Internet to check out if that group was actually real.

OH SHOOT

ITS TRUE

THEY'RE 13

3UNITS

AND 1 GROUP IN TOTALL.

I checked out a picture of all the members.

So there's like the one that looks like a girl. Joke joke

The American looking one

This one looks emo lmao

We can't even see his face lmao so short.

Oh they look fun. I click on 'videos' and checked out the first song that popped out.

"Mansae?"