A/N: A cringe-worthy chapter full of sexual references and jokes.

"So what do I do now?" 

"Better block him, who knows it could be a sixty-year-old creep." Jimin suggested.

"Or a psycho killer." Taehyung added.

"Or a rich ass handsome man who can get you laid." Jungkook added, making them sigh. But it could be possible but at the same time couldn't be possible.

"Jungkook, be realistic. Sunhee, block him right now." 

"I will block him, after having some fun."

"What do you mean by some fun, didn't you hear his threat? He really threatened you that he will fuck you."

"Taehyung, he is not going to track me. This is not mafia or police shit, and I didn't even talk with him for a minute. It ain't possible. And besides who knows, this chick can be fun." 

"I can't understand you," Jimin sighed.

"Me neither!" I winked, making his face churn in disgust.

"Better give us details." Jungkook ordered.

"Of course bitch." I agreed while thinking of what reply I should send him. 

Me:
Hello
Not send

Hi
Not send

Suck my dick bitch!

"Seriously Sunhee? Can't you just send him a casual hello or hi?" Jimin sighed.

"Nah, what's the fun in that?"

I waited for a couple of minutes for him to reply but he didn't. Such a boomer, I thought I'll be having a fun time while going to the academy. Taehyung served us scrambled eggs and almost burnt toast. I ate it in a hurry, you can say gulped it. 

"Okay guys, I am leaving. Bye!" I said as I put plates in the sink and washed my hands.

"Hey wait for us, it has been months since we went to the academy together." Jungkook asked, making me sigh.

No way I could go with them. It's not like I don't wanna but I don't want them to get worried about me, and all these things made them feel like bad guys. I don't want our friendship to ruin or stumble over this petty shit.

"I have to go early, but we will have a movie marathon after. Okay?" I smiled as their faces lit up.

"Fifty shades darker!" Jimin exclaimed.

"No, cuddle weather!" Taehyung disagreed.

"Better, After we collied!" Jungkook suggested.

"Dumb fucks, best. 365 dni." I winked

"Okay, now I am looking forward to it." Jimin remarked, making two other nod.

"Okay bye! See you at the academy." I bid them farewell as I took my bag. I ran towards the bus stand, gaining a few stares. Those old judgemental looks, those disgust in their eyes are now normal for me.

The whole neighborhood thought I am a whore just because I wear tops that show cleavage and skin and live with three guys. I don't understand what's their problem, I don't fuck their husbands. I never cause any problems for them, yet they judge me.

I reached and waited at the bus stand for my usual bus. I checked my phone, I still had plenty of time left for the academy. I could read fanfiction on shitpad. I'm not a nerd, but shitpad's company is better than humans' company. Jimin, Taehyung, and Jungkook are dorks so they are not in the human category.

The bus arrived and I sat at my usual seat after paying my fare. As usual, those old ladies were staring at me and whispering. I don't get what's wrong with them? If you don't like it then you can leave it. If you bother that much then why stare?

"See, this kind of girl ruins our society." One of them purposely spoke louder, making me smile in pure sarcasm.

"What?" Another one pretended to be clueless when the truth is they both live in our neighborhood. 

"She is in a relationship with three men at once."

"She is such a shame," she gasped.

"Fuckers" I muttered, loud enough for them to hear. I ignored their shocked reactions and checked my phone instead. My brow raised as I saw a notification, from that unknown person.

Unknown:
What!?

Utterly disgusting!

Me:
lol

Poor virgin

Females don't have 
magic wands

Unknown:
Magic what?

Anyways Ms /
Mrs stop your 
assumptions

I'm not virgin

And believe me 
when I say I'm 
going to sue you

Me:
Prove it

Unknown:
I will when my lawyer
will visit you

Me:
Your lawyer is going
to prove you're not 
virgin? 

How? 

Wait-

( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)

You naughty naughty

You dirty dirty 

Unknown:
WHAT!

HOW CAN YOU SAY
THINGS LIKE THIS?

ARE YOU A CRAZY?

YOU BETTER BE A CRAZY!

I WAS TALKING ABOUT
SUING YOU

Me:
I never said anything

So how does it feel to
take it in the ass? 

I never did it before,
better ask from a person
who has experience

You changed Unknown to Gay Panic

Gay Panic:
I'm straight

And it is not your
business whether
I am virgin or not

Me:
Send dick pics

I have a weird talent of
knowing whether the guy
is virgin or not by seeing 
dicks

Gay Panic:
WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM!

FIRST YOU PRANK
CALL ME AND THEN 
CALL ME GAY AND THEN
ASK FOR DICK PICS!?

TELL ME HOW MUCH
YOU'RE PAID?

Me:
Yeah, at call you were
sounding so dominant
daddy but you're
submissive.
Seen ✔ 8:46 am

Me:
Aww, I was having fun

Where are you poor 
fella?

Gay Panic:
[Image attachments]

Me:
Holy shit-

Did you send your
dick pic?

Dude, you're small, and 
yes your virgin from front

I still don't know about 
backward but don't send 
it. 

It's okay. 

I'm in no mood
to see an ass hole

Gay Panic:
It is not a dick pic

I have sent you screenshots
of this chat

Me:
Oh

Great

And what I am
supposed to do?

Gay Panic:
Your messages are evidence
that you've sexually harassed 
me

Get ready to pay me millions

My team will reach out to you by
evening.

Me:
I will tell everyone you
had sex with your lawyer

( ͡◣ ͜ʖ ͡◢)✌

You changed Gay panic to Gay genius

Gay genius:
You don't even know
who am I

Me:
Okay what do you 
want?

Gay genius:
Nothing, I have everything
and there is nothing you 
can give me.

Me:
HAHHHAHAHAHAAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Gay genius:
Are you okay?

Did you got some
panic attacks?

Don't worry, pay
me 10 million instead
of 10 million

This is the least I could
do for you

Me:
Dumb fuck

Gay genius:
Excuse me?

Me:
You said your team
will reach me

Hoe?

Gay genius:
Mind your language
I am not a hoe

Me:
I mean how? 

You don't know my address

Gay genius:
Amusing.

My few men have search
and gather information
about your phone number

Guess they found your
address

Me:
Lol

Go ahead, ghosts will
be waiting for you

Gay genius:
What do you mean?

Please don't tell me 
your ghost

Me:
My sim card is registered
at my old house which 
is now abandoned

And the biggest flex is no
one knows where does
we live now

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gay genius:
Shit

You fucking kidding
with me right now?

Me:
No, not at all

I don't do jokes on joke

By the way, are you a rich
sexy hot mafia?

Gay genius:
Wtf!

No! I am a respectable
citizen of South Korea!
How dare you think I am
an outlaw

Me:
Nah, by your speech till
now, you seem man with
many resources. 

Gay genius:
I am, but that doesn't mean
I'm a mafia.

Wait-

I can know your current
location by your IP address

Me:
Dumb fuck

It won't work until
I call you again and we 
talk for a minimum of 3 minutes

Don't you watch mafia films?

Gay genius:
Oh

Now what?

Me:
Fuck your lawyer and
tell me how was it

Gay genius:
Okay

Me:
What okay!?

Omg! Thank you

You are an Angel
Message not send
The user has blocked you

An amused smile formed on my lips, and he blocked me. Well, it was fun till it lasted. 

I picked up my bag as my stop came. I turn around and look at those ladies who were glaring at me. I winked then and showed my middle finger to those ladies and climbed down the bus.

Ah, I almost forget my anti-fucker pill. I took out my headphones from my bag and played one of my favorite songs. I sang along as I entered the campus. Few eyed me while few whispered. It is normal, they see, they talk, and the shit.

Different day, same shit. Anyways, let's get this bread.

***

A/N

I thought to make it a dark romance book but it turned into a... romcom.

Do you like it? If not we can still go with dark romance.

Also, this book will draw your attention to toxic stereotypes of society toward women. 

Sunhee is 80% me 

If I get a good response to this chapter. Expect another update today.

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