Seokjin's point of view

'apologize to Jin'

Pest:
yo wtf

Fool:
What this?

Civilian:
:')

You said we are forgotten

Sun bitch:
Forgiven*

You're forgiven by me
not Jin

Pest:
You made a mistake in GC
name

Sun Bitch:
My mistake let me correct
it

Pest:
It's supposed to be
"DON'T aPoLoGize to Jin"

Sun bitch change 'apologize to
Jin' to 'apologize to Gin'

Sun bitch:
Now it's better!

Don't make me kick you
on your kookchie Jungkook

Pest:
-_-

Civilian:
Jejsjwjsjjwwn

Idk nowadays he's
holding his kookchie
too much

Pest:
The quality is low
but the man is high

Me:
I really didn't want
to see that

my poor eyes

Pest:
That's what she
said

Fool:
🙄

dem—

Sun bitch:

Me:
YOU—

HOW DARE YOU!

Pest:
Lemme guess
what you're typing

"I will sue you!"

Civilian:
"I will send a team of my
lawyer!"

Fool:
"You'll regret that!"

Sun bitch:
"I'll FUCK YOU!"

Civilian:
✨gay sex✨

reminds me of
Taehyung's boss

Me:
How the fuck it reminded
you of me?
Not send

Fool:
Oh yeah, my boss.

That dipshit just came
to supervise me—

I secretly took his pic

Me:
You bitch— you're fired
Not send

Sun bitch:
Lmao— Kim Seokjin
is an asshole

Me:
How does that fit? Kim
Seokjin and gay sex?

Pest:
I thought I was the only
one?

Me:
You're still one, one annoying
piece of shit

Civilian:
Idk— that man looks gay

Me:
HOW THE FUCK DOES HE
LOOK GAY!

Civilian:
Calm your tits man— just he
looks gay idk. He's just too pretty.
If he was a girl I would bang

Me:
Please stop.
Not send

I can't breath
Not send

Sun Bitch:
You can still bang him

It's a famous saying

"Where there is a hole,
there is a way."
—Master Sam Sunhee

Civilian:
I'm straight

Sun bitch:
The only thing that is straight in this
the world is men's excited dick

Pest:
I agree 10000%

Me:
How can you people be so
open

Fool:
Being with others since
childhood— and freshman
year

Y'all look what I made

Pest:
BDBDBDNDNEK

FUCK FUCK!!

I CAN'T!

I NEED TO PISS OTHERWISE

MY FLOOR WILL BE YELLOW

Civilian:
You added us—
I LAUGHED SO HARD MY
DICK IS PAINING—

Sun Bitch:
You fuckers! I wheeze so
hard that I fell—

Fool:
Daddy Namjoon fucked
Seokjin so they had us :)

Me:
HOW CAN YOU DO THIS!?

Fool:
Oh, you mean editing? Never
knew you'll be this excited

I used mememakwrr

Me:
YOU PIECE OF SHIT! HOW DARE
YOU EDIT SOMETHING LIKE THIS!
ABOUT ME! NAMJOON FUCK ME—
WTF! FUCK YOU! I WILL FIRE YOU!
I WILL SUE YOU!
Not Send

Sun bitch:
My stomach hurts so bad
but I can't stop laughing—

Pest:
Your fanart gave me inspo
to write a smut ff on shitpad

Alpha mafia Namjoon and his
rat hybrid Seokjin.

Thanks, Tae, my hands were
itchy for writing bl smuts

Fool:
Np! Send me a link after
you're done—

Me:
NOBODY IS WRITING! NOBODY
IS WRITING SMUT ABOUT ME AND
NAMJOON!

Civilian:
Me?

Me:
Oh fuck!

I meant Seokjin*

Typo hehe

Pest:
❌❌❌ ALERT!! ❌❌❌

HOW THE FUCK YOU CAN
HAVE A TYPO BETWEEN ME
AND SEOKJIN— UNLESS YOU
WROTE IT INTENTIONALLY

Sun bitch:
What!?

Me:
You bitch, what are you
trying to say

That is Kim Seokjin!?

Fool:
He didn't say anything—

Guys— I'm motherfucking
shaking

Me:
As you should
Not send

Civilian:
I don't think so—

Tae you would be on
road rn, bankrupt if he
was Seokjin

Fool:
You have point

But I still need proof
otherwise, I won't sleep
at night

Sun bitch:
I agree with Jimin

Jin is sweet and respectful
unlike that broken condom

There is no chance that Jin
could grumpy ass perv like
Seokjin

Pest:
See Sunhee, even their
name matches

Civilian:
Oh Jungkook there are
so many people who have
Jin as/in their name

Me:
Jin is not my real name—

Sun bitch:
See— he's not Seokjin
stop you'll give Taehyung
anxiety attack

Pest:
Alright, I'll believe
you're Seokjin if...

Me:
If what bitch?

Fool:
If you send your photo

Civilian:
Yeah— I think that will be fine

We will be sure of whom Sunhee,
our bestie is talking to us, we will be
sure you aren't any old cranky perv
behind the screen, also we will
believe you ain't Kim Seokjin

Me:
That I can't do—

Pest:
Ha! Knew it you'll
say something like that!

Now I'm 1000% sure either
you're an old perv or Kim
Seokjin

Sun bitch:
He's some sort of CEO, he has to
hide his identity for his image

Me:
Yes, I have an image to maintain
so I can't end you my picture

Sun bitch:
Told ya, I've asked for his pics
and nudes so many time
but he never sent me

:'(

Me:
That's off-topic.

Stop.

Civilian:
If you're a CEO then why
talk with us? Why talk
with Sunhee

Me:
Idk

I just like talking with her

Not sure about you three
dipshit

Fool:
Say that you like her

Me:
Eww

Sun bitch:
Eww

Pest:
Did you both replied
same msg at the same time?

✨Soumate energy✨

Get married and have kids!

Me:
That was a mere coincidence

Sun bitch:
Yep!

Fool:
Bet in ten years you'll be
his baby mama

Me:
Nah, she won't cause I don't
like kids

Sun bitch:
I hate fail contraceptives

Civilian:
Both of you didn't deny
the above statement tho—

Me:
YOU STOP SHIPPING US!

Sun bitch:
Yeah I mean stop shipping
us!

My ideal type is Seokjin

Me:
WHAT!

SEOKJIN!

Sun bitch:
Namjoon*

I meant Namjoon*

Pest:

Fool:

Civilian:

Pest:
What the actual fuck is
happening here!?

Fool:
Honestly, I'm just as confused
as you're

Me:
:') I don't wanna be here

I'm leaving this group chat

Fool:
Jejsjekekekekekem

Yah! Before your leave prove
your innocence

Me:
I wish you can see my eyes rolling

Civilian:

Sun bitch:
✨gay rights✨

Me:
One more time Sunhee

One more time if you assume
my sexuality I will...

Pest:
You will?

Sun bitch:
Tell me I'm excited

Me:
That I will tell her in private
chat mind your own business

Pest:
Salty

Me:
Good you remember
my taste

Civilian:
Then you get offended

Sun bitch:
*snorts*

Fool:
May I have your attention!

I need to go soon, have a shoot
with Hayoon

Me:
Huh? But she doesn't have
any shoot in fact she left for
home in the evening—
Not send

Pest:
Wahh so lucky—

Fool:
What lucky? My boss is
making me work overtime

Me:
Over time, bitch I saw you
leaving the company half
an hour ago—
Not send

Fool:
Anyways— Jin repeat after me

Me:
Why?

Fool:
Kim Seokjin is a piece of shit

Real Kim Seokjin will never say
this—

Pest:
Yesss

Civilian:
Are we gonna forget what
Sunhee just did?

Sun bitch:
Yes, and if you don't then I'll
best your jibooty

***

I stared at the screen, honestly, I was so fucking angry right now.

First, it didn't take two shit for me to realize her secret boyfriend of Hayoon was none other than this dork Taehyung. I didn't care what their relationship was, Hayoon is my wife in name only. The only thing I'm so angry about is about the scandal which happened not too long ago— and they both are meeting with each other already!? Didn't they learn from what happened? How long will I bear this? How long will I save Hayoon from my parents and media!?

And the second thing, these four fools. I closed my eyes and sighed, what am I supposed to do with them. I badly wanna sue them, make them regretful spitting each bad thing about me, and those edits— I nearly wanna kill Taehyung.

I'll see you later Kim Taehyung.

For now, I need to type this stupid thing. I'm not saying right, so it doesn't matter.

***

Me:
Kim Seokjjin is a piece of shit

Seokjin*

See happy?

Pest:
Satisfied

Fool:
Thank God,

Know bye! Imma head to work

Sun bitch:
Yah! Apologize to Jin

***

An unknowing smile rested on my lips. Whenever I talk to this woman, it doesn't matter if she was roasting me or talking like a civilian, she always makes me happy genuinely.

With her, I don't feel like Kim Seokjin, CEO of JinHit entertainment. With her, I feel like Jin.

Just Jin.

***

Pest:
I don't wanna

Sun bitch:
I'll buy you banana milk

Pest:
Jin-ssi I apologize for everything
I've done to you till now. Please
forgive me.

Civilian:
I'm sorry, for making GC and all

No hard feelings, we can be friends
You seem mental like us

Fool:
I'm sorry Jin

Me:
It's alright

Sun bitch:
Now everything is done!

Imma head to watch kdrama

Pest:
I'll complete the assignment

Civilian:
It's me and the PS4 :")

Fool:
Me and my job :'""""")

Me:
Lair
Not send

I'll have some work too

Bye

Pest:
Don't leave the GC

Me:
I will think about it

Pest:
Nah you can leave. No one
will add you

Me:
I'll pretend I didn't read that

Bye

***

I close my phone and leaned back on my chair. With the passing time, it was giving me more tension. What if the paparazzi see them together? Another scandal? If any more scandal comes out, dad will force Hayoon to give up her modeling career, or worst will force us to have kids.

"Fuck!"

I need to find Hayoon and shove some sense in her mind. I can't believe that woman is fucking 27 years old. But again, where would be right now? I once again sighed and picked up my phone, messaging Hayoon.

Me:
Where the fuck are you?

Ignore:
Freind's house

Me:
I need the exact location of Hayoon

Ignore:
No. Thanks.

Me:
This is a serious situation

Ignore:
Don't worry I'm fine

Now bye, don't disturb me

Me:
No, you're not!

What!

You can't just ignore
my message.

***

"This dumb fucking woman," I muttered.

"Where she could be right now?" My eyes widen, last one she went out without informing anyone, good thing I was in that area because I wanted to buy some ice cream, don't ask why. How about I go there and search for her?

People don't know me, but they know Hayoon. It won't be a big deal, and even if the paparazzi will see us together, I'm her boss. The media has seen us together many times, this won't be a problem.

"Let's go and find Hayoon," I spoke to myself and wore my blazer. I was about to pick up my phone but stop it lit up, a message popped up making me more distressed than I already was.

Sun bitch:
You're Kim Seokjin, right?

***

A/N

Why do I feel like this was a very messed up chapter?

Like really? My humor is on vacation, this ain't funny as I expected :'( I apologize if your expectation were high.

I really don't have any ideas or plans what gonna happen— this book almost have 30 chapters. And now I think the truth should reveal or idk lemme know what you think.

Also, once again suggest to me once how the Sunhee will know that Jin is Seokjin.

Forgive me for the shitty chapter :'(

It is one of the longest chap— 1909 words.

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