Me:

Men <<<<<< Min Yoongi

Moon:
Other sane females >>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you

Anytime, anywhere 😌

Me:
😒

You sound jealous

Are you jealous of
my yoongles? Did you
realize you can never be
as beautiful, rich, successful,
handsome, savage as my Yoongi?

Moon:
Technically speaking,
I'm more beautiful, richer,
more successful, more
handsome, more savage
than 'your' Yoongi

Me:
HuH💨 hOw🤚dArE💥 yOu👀
HaJiMa😣 HoW🤳 cAn😰 YoU☠
sPeAk😈 ThEsE🤦‍♀️ wOrDs🤔 FrOm🤐
YoUr🤨 MoUtH🤮 nO🤯 oNe🧐
CaN☹ Be😡 MoRe👺 ThAn👻
YoOnGi😺 oPpAr👾 ExPeCt🤖
NaMjOoN🐨 oPpAaRr🐾 AnD🕊
HoBi🐿 oPpPaRrR🦆

Did you cringe? I kinda did

Moon:
Yeah was about to block you

Me:
Hmmm...

Make me wonder one question

Moon:
And now what is that?

Me:
You're a CEO

Moon:
Duh

Me:
Sassy-

I've read on wattpad

Gay bottoms are sassy

Lmao- if that's right
Is Jimin king of bottoms?

But that's not true, I've seen
him railing some chicks, he fuck
them so good- if I didn't found
him cute baby I would kneel for
him and let him fuck my throat

He seems fruity tho

Sometimes I wanna ruin our
friendship because ain't no
friendship is thicker than his booty
but again I love him way too much
for one night stand or relationship
so he's stuck being my friend 4ever

Poor him, he ain't getting my pussy
(It's not like he wants it tho)

Poorer me, I ain't getting his big
dick nor his juicy ass :')

Where are you?

I ranted- now I need
savage comments

Jin?

Moonjin?

Moon:
For fuck sake

First, I'm a busy man unlike
you

Second HOW MANY TIMES
I TELL YOU TO STOP ASSUMING
MY SEXUALITY

Third, woman- choose one.
You can't have Yoongi, Namjoon,
Hoseok and Jimin together

Fourth, your existence is more
cringe at the message

Me:

I like when you get angry

Moon:
You'll love it more when we'll
meet
Not send

Me:
Each time you get angry you get
closer towards your death

And oh, I can have Yoongles,
NamNam and Hopi together
Only in my imagination

Jimin is used goods, I don't take
damage/used goods

Moon:
🤨

You need help

Me:
Yeah ik

Anyways, I was wondering

Moon:
Wondering what?

Me:
You're CEO, you're rich, you're
busy and self-proclaimed womanizer
I wonder why are you still talking
with me?

Moon:
Nice question

It's simple, seems like
living in riches since birth
I was so used to good expensive
things that now I carve for cheap useless things

Me:

Moon:
Jokes aside

The answer to your question
is, I talk to you because you're
stranger

Not anymore but still
Not send

Me:
Do you talk to all strangers?

"Hello! Do you want to get
famous and rich? Wanna get
featured in our video? Then DM
us to +82xxxxxxxxxx"

"HOW DARE YOU! DO YOU
THINK I NEED TO GET FAMOUS
AND RICH! I'M GOING TO SUE YOU!
BE READY TO PAY 15 MILLION WONS
I'M SENDING MY LAWYERR! GRRRR
RAWR WOOOF WOOF GRRRR BARK!

Moon:
Ha ha very funny

You have no idea how
big it is

Me:

Off-topic but I like where it
is going

Go on daddy, show me
what you got

Moon:
I was talking about
my will to block you

Guess what?

It's overpowering

Me:

Nah

You won't block me

You can't* block me

Moon:
You want me to prove
you wrong?

Me:
You can't block me because
I bring ✨taste✨ to your bland
life

Moon:
True
Not send

As if-

Me:
Hey Jin, are you okay?

Moon:
Why did you ask?

Me:
Idk I feel you're behaving
differently

Moon:
Different as in?

I still hate you

Me:
Meh nevermind

I thought you were sad
or idk because you were
talking differently like
no sarcasm or no mean
comments or whatsoever

Moon:
I think we have surpassed
the stage- me getting angry
or amazed by you. It's normal
for you to behave like insane
horny woman who can be sane
sometimes

I'm used to you after
taking with you for a couple
of months you don't surprise
me because I'm well prepared

Me:
Aww are you in love
with me

Moon:
No.

Falling in love with
you is the last thing in my
mind

Me:
Seems like love to me

Moon:
Then have a mental check

Me:
No, but really- me and public
like when you get angry

You sound so hot

I sometimes wonder, how turn
on your assistant gets when you
yell on her.

"YOU FILTHY PEASANT! THIS IS
WRONG FILE! BRING ME KITTY PINK
FILE! OR ELSE ILL FIRE YOU!!"

"y-y-y-yes sir ah~ ill bring it to you."

"FUCK OFF."

"me sir, you made a mistake ah~"

Moon:
This really made me thank god,
he gave me such a professional
assistant

she doesn't do shit like that and I
respect her for that, generally too

Me:
Is she hot?

Moon:
Very

Me:

Moon:
Aww are you in love
with me

Me:
What? no!

Moon:
Hmm, seems like love
to me hah! no one can
resist my handsome face

Me:
I've literally never seen
your face not do I know
who the fuck you are-

Moon:
Oh no you have, and you
certainly, know me
Not send

I forgot-

Then why did you send
the meme- for second
I thought your flat-ass fall
for my charm

Me:

You don't have to
rub that in my face-
at least I've ass tho

Anyways, it was a mistake

I was going to send this meme

Moon:
Why-

Me:
😏

I've read so many boss x assistant
fanfics would love to see irl

Moon:
No.

Me:
Imagine you railing her
on your desk

Moon:
Stop.

Me:
Getting on your knees....
to propose her

Moon:
Don't!

Me:
Kissing her on alter

Moon:
That's it I'm blocking

Me:
Whhyyyyy I'm playing cupid

Moon:
You're playing stupid

Me:
☹

You angwy?

Moon:
What will you do if I ship
you with your best friend!?

Me:
It depends

Like if you ship me
with Jimin, I'll pretend I'm
angry

If you ship me with Jungkook
I'll pretend I'm happy

If you ship me with Taehyung
then you'll be reported+blocked

Moon:
Yeah that's right

Our relationship is strictly
professional and I will love
it if we keep it like that

Me:

Then why do you call her hot?
Not send

Boring

You're still not too
old, enjoy your life
till you have the stamina

Moon:
🙂 at least I don't
crush on my best friend

Me:

He's like backup

If I won't find any good
man with good morals and
big dick then imma marry
Jimin

Moon:
Hmmm

Jimin guy is kinda
good

Me:
Lmao how can you say

Moon:
He was mostly sane, almost
like a human but the other two
was dumb af

And, I assume he lifted
you up after that dean shitted
because throughout the seminar
you seemed happy, maybe because
of him?
Not send

Me:
Ah, I forgot to talk
with them once

Reminds me of something
I was supposed to do

Moon:
What?

Hello?

Sunhee?

Gone?

Sunhee has added Moon, Chimin, TeTe, and Bunnykook to group chat 'apologize to Jin'

***
A/N

It's a boring chapter— I promise the next chapter will be fun

:')

Can't believe I publish the chapter after 1½ month :')

It's gonna be wild, Jimin, Jungkook, Taehyung, Sunhee, and Jin all together in one group

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