A/N: This chapter has four disturbing images. You have been warned.

Sunhee's point of view

Moon:
You never leave
a single fucking
chance to embarrass
me in front of others,
do you?

Me:
You finally realized
I exist

😊

Lol how?

Now, what happened?

Moon:
Lol?

Do you have any idea
how much anger I'm
right now?

Me:
Nah

How would I know-

Moon:
You lil piece of
shit

You embarrassed me
in front of that bitch

Me:
I embrazzed you in
front of yourself?

First,

Second

How?

I bet you must have
done something

Moon:
Sunhee.

Me:

Moon:
Why are you suddenly
sending so many memes-

Me:
Why? Moody crack
laughing?

Moon:
Damn stop attacking
me! you're doing it from
the beginning

Me:
Well some crack ass
ignored me for four?
days.

Moon:
The message you sent
I was driving so I asked
assistant to speak for me.
It spoke out loud.
In front of that bitch I
mentioned earlier.
She laughed so hard, and
started to tease me.
Now she knows something
weak about me and she will
use that in a future argument
Not only that but how dare
you make like about my
handsome dick!?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW OFFENDED I'M RIGHT
NOW???

ALL I WANT IS TO SUE AND
MAKE SOME JOKES ABOUT
YOU!!!

Me:

🍵

First, the fuck! Why
you read your msg out
loud?? Don't you get thirst
msg or some msg like
"AHH DADDY FUCK ME,
I'm wet, waiting to come
at the hotel at 9, I'll be naked."
something like that?

Moon:
...

No, I don't get these kinds
of messages.

Me:
I forgot you don't
get laid anymore
cause ya old asf.

Moon:
Ffs!!! I do get laid!!!
I just don't give anyone
my number! And I don't
have any reason to give
my hookups any info!
I thought it was my friend,
Turned out it was you. Tried
To stop it but it didn't and
spoke the msg already!

Me:
Ohh

Anyways-

Second. Didn't you told
me that you two don't go
well together? Then what
you guys were doing in
your car?

🚗💦💦

Moon:
What does 🚗💦💦 mean?

Car washing?

Me:
My bad, wait

🚗💦👌👈👌👈

Moon:
-_-

I'm speechless.

First, I wasn't having sex
with her. Mere thoughts
make me cringe. Not
in millions of years I
would do her! Ewww 🤢🤢

Second, I was dropping her
to her house.

And third, do you use the
car for sex?

Me:
Yes.

Moon:
Wow, I use it for transportation

See, we are different species.

Me:
Yes

Get on your knees child
and worship me

Moon:
Ewww

You disgust me

Me:
Moral of the story
never order your
assistant to speak
your msg out loud.

Moon:
Moral of the story,
don't send me these
kind of msg.

Me:
What?

I said the truth

Moon:
You know-how
much of I and my
dick is a joke when
I'll fuck your brains
out.

Me:

Moon:
I wasn't supposed to
send that- I pressed
send instead of backspace

But tbh I won't mind

Me:

Who are you?

Where my Jin who
gets angry now and then
on mention of sex?

Who are you!!!???

Moon:
My Jin? 😳
Not send

You're overreacting

Me:
Imagine, you have a frnd
who's a dipshit and gets
annoy every single time
when you mention sex
or anything and then
suddenly talks about
fucking you.

Moon:
Well- I said I wasn't
suppose to send that, that
was a mistake like you

Me:
You dipshit

What does this mean

"I won't mind"

Moon:
You look decent
enough for me to fuck
you once

Or maybe more than once

Me:

That's not fair

I don't
even know how
do you look like?

What if you look
this?

Or maybe worst

Seen✔ 3:38 am

Jin? Are you there?

Jin? Where did
you go?

Moon? Jin? Moonjin?
Dipshit? Asshole?

Moon:
I was traumatized
for a second

How could you send these
pics without any warning?

AND MOST OF ALL!!! HOW
DARE YOU COMPARE MY
HANDSOME FACE WITH
THESE PPLS??? OLY LANDON
AND JYP??? FUCK YOU SUN!!

Me:
Pfffft

Moon:
I certainly don't look
like that!

I'm handsome, very
handsome

Me:
Then prove me wrong

Moon:
I'm not going to send
my pic if that what you
want

Me:

Moon:
Wait? I've seen
him before-

Me:
What?

Moon:
That man!

Me:
Lol it's my friend
Taehyung he ain't famous
meme, at least for the world.

Moon:
Oh yess! He's that
photographer intern
who always flirts with
Hayoon! I know him!
His name is Kim Taehyung
Not send

My bad, I thought he was
someone else.

Me:
Yeah there is no way you have
saw him. I've made this meme
myself from his ugly pics.

Moon:
Hmm

Me:
So we okay?

You're not angry anymore?

Moon:
Actually, I'm quite happy
now

Me:
You're giving me psycho
vibe

Moon:
You don't want me to be
happy?

Me:
Nah go ahead

Moon:
I wanna ask something

Now I'm realizing that

Me:
What?

Moon:
I didn't hurt you in
any way when I
said things like 'I'll
fuck you and all?

Me:
Awww, you care
about me?
Not send

Why do you care?

Moon:
Because I don't
wanna hurt you

At least not that
way
Not send

Me:
Aww

No didn't hurt me. I would
have said you if you went
overboard

Moon:
Yeah, by blocking me

Me:

Why you must attack me
like this?

Moon:

Me:
It's a meme I see

Moon:
Yes.

Me:
You're a noob but it's okay

Moon:
Now if we are done
I

need to go- try to
sleep.

Me:
Wanna ask something

Moon:
Ask, it's not like you won't
if I say no to you

Me:
You know me well

Now tell me, why your
ass wasn't msging me
for four? days. Leaving
me on read but wasn't
replying

Moon:
I was scared + busy
Not send

Am I obliged to?

Me:
Of course, you're my bitch

Moon:
Hey! I'm not your bitch

Me:
Then you're my alpaca

Moon:
How does alpaca come
on between?

You sometimes amaze
me

Me:
I'm listening to this rn

Moon:
Bshdhjdkakshhshs

I'm laughing so hard

Seriously Sun?

Me:
What?

Moon:
Now I'm my mind is playing
this is in full bass and volume

I fear I won't be sleeping tonight
but will listen to this without
the whole night without playing it

Me:
Lol, I transferred the curse

Don't worry, I'm there with
ya to keep the company

Moon:
:') yea

Me:
Now tell ME WHY
YOU WERE IGNORING
ME??

Was it because if my three
friends?

Moon:
Do you know what did
they do?

Me:
Yeah, they confess like
some hours ago

Moon:
Good, tell your friends
I will beat the shit out
of them when ill see them,
in my way

Especially Jungkook

Me:
Lol there is no chance
you'll be meeting them

You know their names?

And why JK?

Moon:
They told me their names

Jimin, Taehyung, and Jungkook
If I remember correctly

And believe me, I will soon

They did dirty to me and I
will take revenge

Me:
dirty?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When did you guys
had a foursome?

Didn't invite me?
Now I'm hurt

Moon:
NOT THIS AGAIN!!

I DIDN'T DO ANY OF THAT
KINDA DIRTY WITY THEM!

EWWWW!! STOP IT BEFORE
I BLOCK YOU!

Me:
I love when you burst like
this

Moon:
Well, I don't!

Me:
Now- I apologize
on behalf of my crackhead
friends. For scaring you by
Momo and telling that Sunhee
story

I can assure you that I'm
a real person.

Moon:
Wait how did you know
I was scared?

Me:
Common sense, I
ain't your Y/N darling

Moon:
-_-

It's okay, but sorry won't
change anything. I will
sue them soon

Me:
Soon?

More like an eternity

Lol

Moon:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me:
What's with that face?

Moon:
Nothing

Now imma sleep

Me:
Go go, you sound tried.

Moon:
I'm, was so busy this week.
Had some conference regarding
that bitch plus had to mingle
with some unwanted people

I'm drained and tried.

Me:
Oh

Moon:
That was the half reason
I wasn't replying

I knew if I reply we would
end up taking with watch
other for hours

Me:
Oh

You're right

I message you around
2 something and now it's
nearly five

Moon:
Guess we aren't having any
sleep

Me:
Sorry

Moon:
Why sorry?

Me:
Because of me you
couldn't sleep

Moon:
Lol, Even if I went to bed
early I would be wide
awake or maybe thing
some fake scenarios

Me:
Fuck same!

Moon:
But it's okay,
I feel refreshed after
talking to you

Me:
Ngl same

Moon:
Hate to say this,
Kinda miss your weird
and shitty ass

Me:
Hate to say this, but
same. I missed your
moody bitch mf ass too

Moon:
So much love

My poor heart

Me:
Hehehe

Now go get ready

Moon:
Yep!

But I don't wanna!

Me:
Why?

Moon:
I've to attend a seminar
And it's boring + I don't
like to go in public

Me:
Our college is having a
seminar-

Moon:
Where are you having
seminar?

Me:
I won't tell you-

Moon:
Now I'm wondering
what I meet you

Me:
Lol

Moon:
I would choke the
shit out of you

Me:
Kinky, I like it
rawr

Moon:
O_O

Me:
And so do you

Now go, better get
ready your ass.

I might fall for you
if you look handsome

Moon:
Easy, I was born
handsome

Me:
Meh

Moon:
Now I'm taking my
leave

See you soon

Me:
You mf why are
you talking like you're
gonna see me soon?

It's not like we will meet
in the seminar- Seoul is big

Moon:
Not in the seminar,
but we'll meet soon

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bye!

Me:
Delulu bitch

Bye dipshit

***

A/N

Lol, suddenly I thought making a text chapter would be better before the D-Day.

Tell me you like it? I love those memes.

Seokjin knows that Taehyung who works under him is Sunhee's frnd now tell me how they gonna meet ;)

I found some curse memes while searching for oli

Sorry, to my eyes :'')

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