crazy bitch:
do you know that
there are 242 tiles in 
our restroom?

Me:
What!?

crazy bitch:
you know when you
forget to take your 
phone in restroom 
and all you have to do
is to count tiles while 
waiting for your asshole 
to do its job?

Never did that?

Me:
No.

crazy bitch:
you're weird

+ that '.' is scary

Me:
you're the weird
one here

crazy bitch:
yeah ik

that's why I find
a normie like you 
weird 

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me:
Normie?

crazy bitch:
oh forgot, you're
a dumb old outdated
product

normie means normal
aka boring

Me:
First, I'm not old
or 0outdated

Second, fuck you

crazy bitch:
Yes daddy, fuck me

Me:
ew
*reported*
*blocked*

crazy bitch:
*cock

Me:
What. The. Actual.
Fuck.

crazy bitch:
I mean cockblock

yk what does that mean?

When you badly wanna
get railed but you find
out your boyfriend don't
have rod but a toothpick

or, when you wanna fuck
your girlfriend and she
say "daddy suck my toes"

I burst out laughing, the familiar sound of my laughing echoed.

Me:
OMG THAT'S FUCKING
HILARIOUS

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
RN

The second one

crazy bitch:
OMG IKR

I LAUGHED SO HARD
TOO

Me:
Well let me tell you
one incident.

crazy bitch:
Okay, I'm listening

*reading

Me:
It was a long time ago
when I was 18. I went
to the club

Of course to have a drink
and quick fuck 

crazy bitch:
Playboy I see

Me:
I don't consider
myself as playboy

crazy bitch:
meh continue

Me:
So there I found a
lady. She looked beautiful
enough to spend a night 

so we both ended up 
making out blah blah and
we both started to
underdress yourself but
what I saw there I picked
up my clothes and ran away

crazy bitch:
huh? what did you see
there?

Me:
On second thought
why did I tell you this 
story? I don't like you

crazy bitch:
tell me~ what did
you see 

and didn't we became
F R I E N D S? hmm

Me:
Friends? When?
How?

crazy bitch:
okay, just tell me 
because I'm curious.

Me:
That's quite 
embarrassing, that's 
why I'm wondering why
do I tell you that—

crazy bitch:
Jinnie~ tell me

Me:
What? What did you
just type?

crazy bitch:
Jinnie~ Jinnie~ 

Me:
Jinnie I liked it
Not sent

Okay, I'll tell you but
it return you won't tease
me and will call me Jin just
Jin.

crazy bitch: 
okay promise

Me:
Well then...

crazy bitch:
then?

Me:
She was actually a man

crazy bitch:
Umm…. They could
be transgender?

Me:
No. He wasn't— as
per what he told me
he was gay and thought
I was one too—

crazy bitch
WHAT!!?? HOW!!?
DIDN'T YOU FEEL TITS 
WHILE MAKING OUT!??

Me:
I don't know, I thought
she was flat. Didn't feel like
pointing out—

crazy bitch:
OMFG I'M LAUGHING

MY STOMACH IS PAINING

Me:
I'm not laughing at all.

It was traumatizing for
my 18-year-old self.

Didn't go to that club
ever again, and didn't have
hookups for an entire year

crazy bitch:
This is funnier, lmao

poor jinnie kissed a man,
no made out with a man

+ no sex for a year

hahahahaha

Me:
Very funny

That's why I wasn't 
telling you I knew
you'll tease me

crazy bitch:
so that's why you hyper
so much when I told you
to fuck your lawyer?

Me:
Yes, not only that
but you were questioning
my fucking sexuality 

How would you behave 
when I will tell you to fuck
your girl friend?

crazy bitch:
don't mind, girls
are hot.

pink lips, tits, curves,
bouncy ass, smooth skin,
beautiful face, long legs
and juicy pussy. 

Me:
.... you lesbian?

crazy bitch:
No

Me:
Bisexual?

crazy bitch:
No

Me:
Pansexual?

crazy bitch:
No

Me:
I don't know much
about lgtbq+ just basic. 

crazy bitch:
lmao no I'm straight

Me:
WTF THEN WHY WERE
YOU BEHAVING LIKE A 
THAT? 

crazy bitch:
I was just describing
us girls, we need praising
too

Me:
You're weird 

crazy bitch:
ik

Me:
So...

How was your day?

crazy bitch:
Gosh don't ask

Me:
Okay

crazy bitch:
listen fucker, today
was good as well as bad

so somehow I got into
fight with a bitch who was
calling me a bitch, made 
me angry because I don't
like when ppl call me bitch
so I grabbed her hair and 
made her bark in front of
whole cafeteria. but one of
her minions snitched and 
called dean, and that's how
I got suspended from the 
academy for a whole damn 
week.

Me:
*slowly change your
contact name*

You changed crazy bitch to rabies bitch

rabies bitch:
hahaha don't be scared

I won't do anything until
you ask me for that suing
money

Me:
Well, I haven't forgotten that

Don't worry, will make you
pay anyhow, if not money 
then another thing

rabies bitch:
oh kinky 

Me:
Yes, I'm very kinky
Not sent

That's why you message
so early

Anyways, you seem
like a bully who bullies
their junior, don't do that
ragging is a crime.

rabies bitch:
they rag me, not I
Not sent

yes, I'm in my 
senior year but
I don't bully my
juniors

Me:
Wait, so you are 22

rabies bitch:
Yupp

Me:
Gosh, you're a kid

rabies bitch:
How old are you?

Me:
30

rabies bitch:
Woah you're
a grandpa 

Me:
Bitch
Not sent

Haha funny

rabies bitch:
that was a sarcasm bitch

you told me I'm a kid

you're not that
old

Neways how was your
day?

Me:
fuck it was pathetic

rabies bitch:
What happened?

Me:
One of our main
employee made a havoc
and after doing that she
fucking had the audacity to 
talk back, and annoy me 
purposefully.

rabies bitch:
so?

Me:
SO?

I HATE WHEN SOMEBODY
TALK BACK TO ME, NOT
ONLY THAT SHE DID TOO MANY
THINGS WHICH I CAN'T TELL
IT WOULD BE A LONG FUCKING
LIST.

rabies bitch:
then fire her

Me:
you make it sound so
easy

rabies bitch:
it is not? didn't you 
tell me you were the
boss

Me:
I'm am CEO, but that woman
is cunning + I can't fire her
have some reason

rabies bitch:
Did you fucked her too?

Me:
Eww wtf no 

just my dad aka chairman
favors her a lot

rabies bitch:
oh don't worry

it will be alright

Me:
Hmm

Thanks

rabies bitch:
Am I seeing this right?

Why are you thanking me?

Me:
to be honest, I'm outside
my office for fresh air. Was 
feeling so angry, my head 
was aching and everything 
around me felt so chaotic
but after talking with you,
it feels good, calm, and
happy

rabies bitch:
aww, that's nice
to here.

tbh me too, felt like shit after
what happened in college but
after talking with you I feel
me again

Thanks, Jin

Me:
No problem Sunhee.

rabies bitch:
This is awkward

Me:
Yea, us calling each other
by name

rabies bitch:
Ikr

Neways you single?

Me:
No
Not sent

Yes, why?

rabies bitch:
Nah, just in case
if you're looking for
a sugar baby, or fake

All I will be asking is money

Me:
hahahhahaha

not in a million years

a weirdo like you— it is
feels weird even if it is 
thinking. 

I would never make you
my sugar baby (no I'm
not into this stuff just 
telling) or wife even if it
is fake

rabies bitch:
Lmao it hurt my nonexistent
feeling but lemme ask why?

Me:
Lol because 
you're a hoe? slut? or
whore? 

Whichever you prefer

rabies bitch:
How can you say that?

Me:
lol, of course, you sound
like one. Anyone could
identify you.

yeah, you can be 
one thing

rabies bitch:
and what would that be?

Me:
Mistress 🤣
Seen✔ 6:38 am

Hey, you there?
Message not sent.
The user has blocked you.

Hey what?
Message not sent.
The user has blocked you

Sunhee?
Message not sent.
The user has blocked you

Hey I was kidding
Message not sent.
The user has blocked you

I didn't mean to hurt
you, I didn't realize
Message not sent.
The user has blocked you

Shit!
Message not sent.
The user has blocked you

***

A/N

Oh, I was going to make this chapter sweet and fluffy. The initial chapter was going to be over just before she asks if he's single or not— but then I remember Jin is going to be a little bit toxic

That's why I added that mistress part.

Well, the reason he messaged that was because he didn't realize he hurt her or his words would hurt her.

IG? ^

anyways... It was a long ass chapter and yeah there are 242 tiles in my bathroom.

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