It's been...or I suppose bean...a good bit. I can't tell how long it's been since I've arrived here, having to compete in "shows" and "rounds" with others that look like me but don't act intelligent at all. Maybe it's only been five or so minutes, or it could be a whole year or two; the time in the "Blunderdome" doesn't act right, with all the mini games being during mid day...forever. I can't even tell if a minute or a hour has passed, all I've been doing is sitting here hoping that I will get sent home.

Sometimes I feel like I'm being watched by something or someone bigger than this whole game show...

     A sudden buzzer sound was quickly heard, which means that another show is starting. Great- another day of pain and suffering. I guess I'll either immediately run off the ledge or walk around the round. That normally depends on if i'm feeling like doing something or not. The whole purpose of doing these shows and rounds is dumb, unless it's my way out of this hellish landscape.

**Location: Slime Climb**

I've never seen this level before...that's weird-

As I was speed walking up the first incline of the course, I noticed that the weird pink goop started to rise. The other Fall Guys started to sprint away from it, which probably meant it was deadly to...us. I started to run as fast as the short legs that I now have as fast as they could run, as a way to make it out of the upcoming slime. Around 30 of the other players have already been eliminated, with most of them being at the fourth level of this huge climb. I got up to the part of the course where it had three bars, with two of them at the sides and one in the middle, when I felt another bean's hands latch onto my body.

Dear god...not a grabber, had to deal with those idiots already-

"Look, I know you can't even understand me or respond normally, but I will beat you up if you don't let go of me- idiot." I said whilst looking at the yellow colored Fall Guy. "You do know that this isn't even helping yourself by doing this, the slime is like...right at us." I felt the slime reach up to where my knees were, which probably meant I was "eliminated" according to whoever is running this game.

"woo!"

Great...back to the start...or I guess back to that weird void like place...

     A weird thing happened when all the eliminated players, including me, returned to the "lobby". Most, if not all of them started to sort of gang up on me and grab me whilst all saying one thing. They were all saying the dreadful and slightly strange "woo!" that they all do, instead of talking normally. It's unusual that I am still able to speak as if I was still human.

Maybe there's someone here that can explain all of this, in English and not like "woo wo- wooo!"

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