I felt like I was falling...down and down in a infinite loop until-

**Location: The Blunderdome, Unknown Date/Time**

     The first thing that I heard before waking up was stadium like sounds, except the noises didn't sound human... I opened my eyes to see something that I wasn't hoping for. I sadly didn't get sent to a fantasy place with hot women...and magic, of course- cant forget that. I looked down at my hands and noticed they were the same as a Fall Guys, which meant that my theory was correct, I was now in the game. I looked around and noticed there were around 50 other Fall Guys standing at the starting line with me, waiting for the countdown to start. The timer ticked down to zero, which meant that my suffering was now going to start...

God Dammit-

     The "Round" as what I'm pretty sure the game calls them was "The Whirlygig"; I only knew this because of the videos I watched when the game released. I tried to blend in with the other Fall Guys by actually trying to qualify instead of sitting around at the start, waiting for the game to end. Good thing I did, since there were cameras on the stage, supposedly watching all of us stumble our way through things like spinning blades and beams. As someone that has never played in a obstacle course like place or Fall Guys, this was like hell. Getting grabbed, pushed, shoved off the platforms, and hit by many obstacles should hurt a ton.

     There was no pain from the obstacles or grabs...only soft taps.

     Qualification is hard...with these bumbling idiots in their stupid costumes... When I got to the ending segment, with the fan like obstacle in the middle, I could have sworn I got grabbed by a bean in a chicken costume at the finish line like ten times. That one, idiotic bean made me lose, causing me to get eliminated...and get sent somewhere else...

**Location: Unknown Void...**

     I didn't expect that the Fall Guys get sent to a void like place if they don't qualify for the next round, only being able to spectate or walk around. I can just hope that there's some benefits of being "reincarnated" into this game. "Maybe I'll get sent back and this place was just a mistake-" I said while standing around. While I was sitting down and waiting for something to happen, one of the Fall Guys came up to me and looked like it wanted to talk- I think. "Hey! I have something to ask yo-" I said, before being cut off by a "Woo!" from the Fall Guy.

...Great- I can't talk with these bean idiots-

     I got up and walked away with some knowledge as to the "rules" of this place, which I dubbed the "Blunderdome" just for fun.

Rule One: NEVER get grabbed, if you do then try and push the other bean away.

Rule Two: DON'T fall behind, you'll never make it to the next map.

Rule Three: Dress the best, be the best! ...I'm pretty sure I only though of this since the winner of the game that I lost was wearing a fancy outfit...a really fancy outfit that I want...

What am I even saying, this game sucks anyways...right?

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