Alrighty children! Time to learn the alphabet!

A is for "aCk-"

B is for "bE cArFuL!"

C is for "chickens!"

D is for "don't-"

E is for " E H "

F is for "Farewell!"

G is for "Greetings!"

H is for "heLP-"

I is for "Immortality (dysfunctional)

J is for "jerk!-"

K is for "Keep trying!"

L is for "LiStEn"

M is for "melon seeds"

N is for "N o"

O is for "Oh no-"

P is for "Poultry!"

Q is for... nothing.
There is no Q.

R is for "Really."

S is for "sorry-"

T is for "trust!"

U is for "Urgent!"

V is for "Victory!!"

W is for "what-"

X is for "Xeeeeeennnnnnn"

Y if for "YOU-"

Z is for "Zeek"