Patrick
River
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'Never in a million years I thought would enjoy fucking you.'

'Please. I am a ray of sunshine in your dark life.'

'Yeah, and I am the one who has a bar in their room.'

'You're saying as if you didn't take advantage of it.'

'Oink oink, motherfucker.' 

'But seriously, you have a small hole.'

'And yours is the biggest.'

'Is that a question or what?'

'It is a statement, considering you're the biggest asshole I've met.'

'Mhm, keep denying'