Patrick
River
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'Stop laughing.'

'I am sorry, but please, say it once again.'

'Fuck you, Ocean!'

'If I remember clearly, I did.'

'Can you not? I am trying to find a LGBT friendly gynaecologist.'

'Why do you need a gynaecologist? You don't have a uterus.'

'There is a very small chance-'

'How small?'

'Approximately-'

'Give me the exact figures.'

'Shut up! 1 out of 10,000, roughly. My calculations can be wrong but they are only numbers available.'

'I am gonna be a daddy?'

'Slim chance, but, tell me, did I never tell you that I am a carrier?'

'The fuck is a carrier?'

'A male human who has a uterus, fully functioning with eggs and tubes and stuff.'

'Okay, and why am I supposed to know it?'

'Because what if someone fucks y-'

'Sorry doll, but I am a power top and fucking dominant. I never bottom.'

'Never?'

'Never!'

'We'll see about that tonight. Wear your sexiest clothes. Better yet, put a ribbon on your head and wait for me. I'll show you a good time.'