River

Patrick

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'Bro, I am bored.'

'Don't annoy me, please.'

'River, let's go to a club!'

'Why?'

'The hell you mean why? I want to to get drunk! Then at least I can handle you!'

'If you wanted to get drunk then you could've told me. I have a bar in this apartment.'

'A bar?!'

'Yes, Patrick. A bar!'

'Why wasn't I informed about this?! I demand answers!'

'Because it's in my room.'

'Lead the way, then.'