Patrick

River

Random one-night-stand

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'Hey River, hav- JESUS CHRIST! YOU ARE HAVING SEX!!!'

'Get out, Sherloc- ohhhh...'

'Oh! You're Hispanic?'

'GET OUT, PATRICK! NOT THE BEST TIME FOR SMALL TALK!!'

'Let's skip all the small talk and go-'

'Man, you wanna have a threeway?'

'I'll... uh... I bett-'

'GET OUT, PATRICK!'

'No. It's Krusty Krab.'