HEY THERE'S ONLY 2 MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS SO WE HAVE SOME SPECIAL PRODUCTS

NUMBER 1 IS THE CANDY CANE GUN NOW THIS PRODUCT MAY LOOK LIKE AN AVERAGE CANDY CAN BUT ITS NOT ITS ACTUALLY A GUN IT EVEN SHOOTS CANDY CANE BULLETS

NUMBER 2 IN THE CANDY CANE SHANK NOW THIS MAY JUST LOOK LIKE A NORMAL CANDY BUT ITS ACTUALLY A SHARPENED CANDY CANE I TRIED IT OUT MYSELF AND IT STABBED STRAIGHT INTO MY GOD DAMN NEIGHBOR WHO WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP

NOW THESE TWO PRODUCTS ARE ON SALE NOW THE ORIGINAL PRICE FOR THESE PRODUCTS WOULD BE $200 BUT SINCE ITS CHRISTMAS EVERYTHING IS 75% OFF SO THE NEW PRICE FOR THESE TWO AMAZING PRODUCTS IS JUST $50 FOR BOTH OF THEM

SO GO ON DOWN AND BUY THIS PACKAGE DEAL MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES NOW I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE COPS GET HERE NYA!