Disclaimer: Do not attempt. Potato is stupid. Do not follow her cooking directions. Thank chu.

Potato: *Yeets into view* Hey there! My name is Potato, and Imma teach y'all how to cook I suppose. Ha. This is gonna be horrible. Aight LET'S GO! So uh let's make... pizza? Yeah, sure, I doubt I can mess that up. So, uh, you must first grab le dough. Now ya roll it out with le rolling pin. *smacks dough for fifteen minutes with a rolling pin* Poifect! Now ya add de sauce.... *Spreads le sauce all of le crust and yeets remainder of sauce* Den ya gonna sprinkle le cheese on *does as I said* and add whatever toppings us want *dumps two pages of pepperonis on it. Yeet it in the oven at 450 for thirty minutes. *Does so and yeets away*

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Potato: Oh. I set my kitchen on fire. Cool. *yeets fire extinguisher it until it goes out* Okay so now dial the nearest pizzeria and cry under the table, thinking about how horrible you are until they get here.