Chapter 13: What Should Have Been A Dream

Here we see you waking up and the first thing you see was your home intact and you look outside and you see everything is not devastated like a hollowed out carcass and it looks full of life.

(Y/N): "What the heck?"

Your mothers: *offscreen*"(Y/N), get down here for breakfast and get ready for school."

You then head downstairs and for the first time in a long time you see your mothers uneaten and alive as they see you looking at them like you saw a ghost and then it finally hits you. You were sane and not a total nut job as you then see Homelander exposing all of Vought's cover ups live on TV, you see that you have documents that show that you own a monopoly of all Pizza restaurants as the youngest CEO of Pizza Co and being the only one to be able to out pizza the hut. You see frames that has newspaper clippings of your rise to power in the pizza business with the ribbon cutting ceremony with Majestia, Knightowl, and Victory, a picture of you eating pizza with the Avengers and Paris' heroes and clearing Spider-Man's name and made a law that you can't throw a hero's name threw the mud because you don't like them and got JJJ fired. By the time you got to school you came out of a limoscene and you look around and you see Majestia as her civilian identity Olympia Hill dropping off Aeon Hill and you look to see Supersonic and Soldier Boy signing autographs for the public. You then enter the door and the first person you see is Mina Ashido with Wanda.

Ashido: "Hey Pizza Man, good to see that you get to go to school and run a monopoly in the pizza business. You went from delivery guy to CEO of all pizza places."

(Y/N): "Thanks Ashido."

Ashido: "Not a problem, after all pizza is the best way to bring people together, which is your company's slogan. Welp if you need me I'll be in math class."

We then Ashido leave as you turn to Wanda.

(Y/N): "What did you do?"

You then slap Wanda in the face and she feels the slap.

Wanda: "Ouch."

(Y/N): "Just want to make sure it's not a dream."

Wanda: "You're supposed to hurt yourself not someone else."

You then stub your toe on purpose and you feel the pain.

(Y/N): *in pain*"Definitely not a dream and I slapped you because I know you did something."

Wanda: "I simply used my power to erase any trace of the virus and the damage it caused before it happened and all the survivors remember what happened."

(Y/N): "Oh."

You then head off to class as you were visited by The Watcher and you see him.

The Watcher: "For as long as I can remember about the worlds that the virus inhabited, I thought containing it in a time loop was the only option. Until I saw the bigger picture, one man made the choice in sparing the former hero known as Scarlet Witch which resulted in this new fresh reality, free from the undead virus and I thank you."

(Y/N): "To be honest I had no idea that she could do that. I was just trying to get her to see what she did wrong."

The Watcher: "That may have not been your intention but it was the outcome and nice job on out pizza the hut."

(Y/N): "Thanks Watcher but how do you deal with two sets of memories?"

The Watcher: "That my friend is something you have to figure out on your own because I don't have the answer I might have once upon a time but I don't now."

(Y/N): "Alright."

You then see the Watcher leave as you head to class and you see Marinette and Charlie in the room. You then sit down as you wait for the teacher to arrive and you see on the board that Olympia Hill will be substitute teacher.

(Y/N): "Olympia Hill will be our substitute teacher. Why do I get the feeling that she planned this?"

Aeon: "She didn't actually."

You see Aeon who was unfazed by the fact that her mother is gonna be the substitute teacher due to her being a robotic creation of Majestia.

(Y/N): "Aren't you slightly embarrassed of the fact that your mom is gonna be our substitute teacher?"

Aeon: "I don't understand the concept of embarrassment, what is the point of feeling that your reputation is gonna be ruined due to the nature of a parental figure?"

(Y/N): "How did she even get the job?"

Aeon: "The normal teacher in our class had a peanut allergy when my mother gave him the wrong sandwich, his estimated recovery time is 20 days plus physical therapy."

(Y/N): "Are you sure she didn't plan it?"

Aeon: "No, I even have the incident recorded in my data banks and I just sent it to your phone."

You then pull out your phone and the phone case is in the shape of a pizza and you watch the video.

Olympia: *Video*"Here's the sandwich for you kind sir."

You see that Olympia gave your teacher the peanut butter sandwich by accident and when he took a bite he suffered allergic reactions and she has a smirk on her face but quickly hides it.

(Y/N): "I think you should rewatch that video, Aeon and focus on your mom's facial expressions because she definitely planned it and also that's a homemade sandwich and there are an extremely low number of people that has sandwiches premade for people unless it's lunch for them self or someone else like a friend or family member."

Aeon: "I see, perhaps I need to recalibrate my facial recognition software because normally I can spot things like that the first time around."

(Y/N): "Maybe you did but your mom wiped your memory of that moment or maybe she modified it so you didn't notice it."

Aeon: "Maybe."

We then see Olympia come into the room with a large stack of textbooks on one hand and two other textbooks on the other hand.

Olympia: "Hello class, I'm your substitute teacher Mrs. Olympia Hill, your normal teacher had a very severe allergic reaction to peanuts and I'm filling in for him."*sees Aeon*"Hi sweetie."

Aeon: "Greetings Mother."

Charlie: *whispers to Marinette*"Wow, she's taking it well."

Marinette:*Whispers back*"What do you expect? She is a real working robot that is learning to be like everybody else."

(Y/N): *whispers to Aeon*"I thought Majestia and Knightowl are a couple? You know a gay couple."

Aeon:*Whispers back*"They're a bisexual couple actually."

(Y/N): *whispers back*"Since when!? How far back in their relationship did they became bisexual, how long were they bi!?"

Aeon: *whispers*"Ever since the ribbon cutting ceremony of your monopoly on the pizza industry, which is exactly 7 years, 5 months, 2 weeks, and 7 days that is when they started dating but they have been Bi for years."

(Y/N): "Right."

Olympia: "Alright class, I'll pass around your science textbooks for today's lesson."

We then see Olympia toss the books to everyone as Aeon then caught her book with one hand and she tossed one to you and you could already tell it was different because on the inside of the cover was two phone numbers that said call me.

(Y/N): "Fine."

Later at lunch we see you sitting at lunch with Aeon cause she doesn't understand the concept of lust or love.

(Y/N): "At least you don't know what lust or love is but don't go asking Charlie's mom."

Charlie: "True, but hey!"

Marinette: "You've been hanging around Aeon for a while (Y/N) why is that?"

(Y/N): "Because she is the only one out of our group that wasn't there and how are you holding up with Agreste?"

Marinette: "We're friends that's all."

(Y/N): "Yeah your tongue is in knots every time you talk to the guy now that he's back and I thought you would be over that after everything that happened."

Marinette: "I'm over him it's just I was nervous because I saw him die and now he's alive like it never happened that's all and I'm glad to say that Hawkmoth gave up his miraculous now I'm a bit happy he survived and now he's acting more like a father to Adrian which I'm happy for him and I'm glad that Mr. Agreste understood the things Adrian had to deal with and the risks of making his wish."

(Y/N): "Well, does he know that?"

Marinette: "Everyone nowadays thinks the whole zombie outbreak is a bad dream."

(Y/N): "What made Hawkmoth put up his wings?"

Marinette: "Since his wife is back, what's the point in being Hawkmoth? I guess Wanda either brought her back on purpose or by accident but I am not going to look a gift horse in the mouth about it and everyone just thought she was in a coma and just woke up."

(Y/N): "Maybe she wants to make sure that the Zombie Apocalypse would never happen or maybe she did it so that there's one less villain out there who knows but I'm not going to ask because like you said it might have been an accident so I'm not going to ask and risk her putting her back to how she was and risk Hawkmouth back."

Marinette: "I agree."

When no one was looking, you had your fingers crossed cause you wanted to get to the bottom of this. Later, we see you standing in front of Wanda.

(Y/N): "Marinette said that Adrian's mother got out of her coma and Hawkmoth retired, was that you?"

Wanda: "I want to make sure that no one in this universe would cause the Zombie Apocalypse. Janet never went into the Quantum Realm, the Brood would never think of making themselves small enough to turn people into zombies, The Sentry never exists and now we don't have to worry about an Akuma that could do something similar like Zombisou."

(Y/N): "Zombisou?"

Wanda: "One of Marinette's teachers got turned into a villain and made love zombies with kisses but the only zombie-like trait they had was being mindless and turning others by kissing them."

(Y/N): "Okay to be honest, I'll take a zombie apocalypse where zombies turn people into zombies through kisses instead of bites."

Wanda: "Maybe you can go visit Santa, Tooth fairy, or Jack Frost later."

(Y/N): "After what I did to them? Not a chance, they might attack me the first chance they get."

Tooth: *Off screen*"No I won't because I understand that you weren't sane and everything that happened to you so I don't blame you and others don't either after I explained what happened but Bunny is a bit angry though I still want to know how you can see us?"

You turn to Tooth Fairy.

(Y/N): "After Ultron and a few beings from different dimensions I believe in everything but nothing."

Tooth: "What?"

(Y/N): "I believe everything is real but I don't think it's true without proof and after what happened and with what I did to you guys I think you're real."

Girls: "That makes sense."

(Y/N): "But that doesn't mean I like you guardians, you still didn't help the Avengers in saving the Earth from Loki or Ultron even if the Moon doesn't allow it."

Wanda: "I made it so they can help now because when I found that out I was a little pissed. I lost my country when Ultron was created. But now I have recreated Sokovia, Pietro, Vision, and I moved there and now we're a family and Vision is now like our family friend who is the father of the group so we won't go into the system and because I'm in love with someone else now."

(Y/N): "Who Dr. Strange?"

Wanda: "What no it's you and I gave you a few powers."

(Y/N): "Like how to run a monopoly on pizza?"

Wanda: "No you did that on your own. I gave you power mimicry and you can only mimic three powers at a time and if you want you can keep them or get rid of them and when you gain the power you know the basics on how to control it and that includes fighting styles like kung fu or taekwondo but you can mimic as many of those as you want but you can't mimic god tier powers."

(Y/N): "Uh no thanks, if the zombie apocalypse is done then I don't need powers and I'm done with having superpowers as well."

Wanda: "I know but I gave you that power so you can defend yourself and so Batman will leave you alone."

(Y/N): "Tell that to the 5000 bodyguards."

We then see the 5000 bodyguards appear around you.

(Y/N): "See. I'm done fighting and I'm done with powers.

Wanda: "What about Batman then because I figure he remembers and he will most likely try and adopt you or find a way to gain custody of you or try to get you to become another partner because I found out you are actually Damien's older brother so your batman's son and Talia's."

(Y/N): "I own the most powerful companies in the pizza industry, plus one of my moms is a futanari. There is no way that a lunatic in a mask would get to me. I even have She Hulk and Daredevil as my lawyers."

Wanda: "What if your adopted parents and Batman agree on joint custody?"

(Y/N): "LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR TO YOU, ONE OF MY MOMS IS A FUTANARI AND SHE IMPREGNATED HER WIFE AND HAD ME!!!! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL I AM DONE WITH HERO STUFF!!! Cause the Apocalypse is over. My skills came from surviving in the apocalypse and I've killed so may zombies and that's all I know how to do so I am going to forget what happened and try to live this life now I am going to go buy Burrito Bucket and Sweet Justice and Lex Corpalong with buying the Daily plant."

Wanda: "Why LexCorp and the Daily Planet?"

(Y/N): "Lex Corp Because Lex is a moron and I know he will do something stupid and either end the world or make the apocalypse and I am doing things to both help the world and to stop the apocalypse from happening to the best of my power and the Daily Planet because most of what they do is praise Superjerk for stuff other hero's do."

Wanda: "But you already own LexCorp and Lex is your top scientist in making pizza products along with finding ways to make renewable power and clean the environment and Superman lets his cousin do things he would do himself so that she can take over for him and retire.

(Y/N): "I know that but that news place still makes it seem like Superman is doing it when all he is doing is being a good cousin and helping Kara like a mentor and they think he did it because he was on the scene."

Later, the next day, it was lunch time at school and you were invited to the Teacher's Lounge by Olympia but you declined because you figured that she was going to try and seduce you and Bruce Wayne has been trying to open up a Court hearing to get you to live with him but they have shut that down because he didn't know of your existence and they don't believe that you are his biological son and the then filed a restraining order on him to stay 100 feet away from you. We see you sitting with Aeon and she is looking at you.

Aeon: "My sensors indicate that you hurt my mother's feelings."

Babs: "And you denied access to the Teacher's Lounge do you know how many people would kill to get in there without being in any type of trouble?"

Aeon: "Please can you just go into the Teacher's Lounge?"

(Y/N): "No."

You see that Aeon has learned puppy dog eyes and you tried to resist.

(Y/N): "Sorry but no."

Narrator: "1 minute later."

We see you now in the Teacher's lounge sitting next to Olympia as she looks at you.

Olympia: "I'm happy you decided to come."

(Y/N): "Your daughter was very persuasive."

Olympia: "I made her well because she is supposed to be that way."

(Y/N): "Okay why did you invite me here anyways?"

Olympia: "You were busy running a monopoly on pizza along with trying to help the world and I thought we needed to catch up."

(Y/N): "Oh well, how are things with Barbara?"

Olympia: "She remodeled her suit to have a more feminine look ever since Jessica became Eagle. And I started working out and staying in shape, I use a machine that increases gravity for my workouts."

(Y/N): "So what have Aeon been up to?"

Olympia: "Well she requested to have an incubation chamber so that she can experience childbirth. I told her that she's not ready for kids yet and that raising children is a big responsibility. It's hard to raise a family and save the world at the same time and I can't juggle these at once and I know she can't either so I was hoping to ask you to help us."

(Y/N): "By making a baby!?"

Olympia: "What no, about being a responsible parent."

(Y/N): "But can't she connect to the internet and look it up? She is a robot you know."

Olympia: "I'm a hands on kind of girl and I don't want her to do it the fast and easy way unless it's needed and I want her to do it the human way."

(Y/N): "Then that means she has to learn from action. And I know just the person to help."

Later, after school, we see both you and Aeon talking to Alya about Aeon being Alya's co-babysitter.

(Y/N): "So what do you say?"

Alya: "Sure, I can use the helping hand. The next babysitting job I'm doing has 8 kids. Most of them are in elementary school and only one of them is a baby."

Aeon: "Thank you Alya. I'll record the entire experience for long term use and make a file for this to help me in the long run."

Alya: "Great, meet me at the address on Wednesday for the job at 6pm."*hands Aeon the address*"Don't be late."

Aeon: "I won't Alya."

Sometime later, we see you in class and you see that Aeon wasn't fazed from the challenge of babysitting.

(Y/N): "How's the babysitting?"

Aeon: "It was a success and I was able to get a lot of information on the subject and a bit of money because I did so well."

(Y/N): "How much did you get?"

Aeon: "25 dollars, that is 5 times more than Alya normally earned but for this one she earned 30 dollars and she's asked me to help her again."

You then see Alya take a seat and she looks like a wreck and she hasn't slept all night.

(Y/N): "What happened to you?"

Alya: "3 days of taking care of 8 crazy kids and thanks for helping out Ae-"*crashes and fall asleep*

You then see Aeon get up and start writing some things on Alya's face and then she sit back down.

(Y/N): "Why did you do that Aeon?"

Aeon: "You humans always write stuff on people's faces while they sleep, correct?"

(Y/N): "Yes?"

Aeon: "I wrote Alya's math homework on her face, plus her work on the quadratics."

We then see Olympia come in and she sees Alya's face.

Olympia: "Is that your math homework on your face Alya?"

Aeon: "Maybe she fell asleep on it and it stuck to her face because of a bit of drool or her younger siblings put it on her face as a prank."

Olympia then smacks Alya on the head to wake her up.

Alya: "Wha?"*sees her reflection*"Is that my math homework on my face? How did it get there!?"

(Y/N): "Aeon did it!"

Olympia: "And you get an A on your homework, both on paper and on your face."

Alya: *turn to Aeon*"You wrote math homework on my face!?"

Aeon: "I was learning about pranks. This is a common prank."

Sometime later, you stayed after class and you talked to Olypmia.

(Y/N): "Aeon did well on her babysitting job right, she earned 25 dollars."

Olympia: "Excellent. If she keeps it up, she would make a great mother."

(Y/N): "Just don't expect me to ask her hand in marriage immediately during school because I know for a fact that many of the women from the apocalypse will want to get back together with me after high school and I want to take things one step at a time ok?"

Olympia: "Of course, and speaking of the apocalypse. You were amazing in the bedroom~."

(Y/N): "You mean you were, I can't move my legs for weeks after our one night stand and by the way I still call it a rap. And by the way, what's your wife up to now?"

Meanwhile with Barbara, we see her spying on you in the bushes and monitor your daily activities because she is obsessed with you. And now back to you.

Olympia: "She has her own things to worry about."

(Y/N): "Well anyways, I guess I owe you one."

You then give Olympia a gift card for a pizza party.

(Y/N): "Catering gift card for a pizza party for friends and family, even weird relatives, even those creepy ones that you never want to hear of again."

Olympia: "Thank you, say you want to go out after school?"

(Y/N): "Sure I've got nothing better to do as long as it's not 18+."

Olympia: "Since the kids will be out on patrol and babysitting, I'll bring Barbara along."

Next: Chapter 14: Age of Ultron

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