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neo fucking done with your shit

18:51

@dejun.xiao.iao
someone tell lucas
to get off vlive now

@tenoutof10
why

@kim.doyoung.01
what is he doing

@yuta_yuta_na
wtf why is he doing that

@qian_kun_qian
please get him off before
management catches him 😭
does anyone know where he is?!

@sunny_chan
WHY IS HE RATING
THINGS HE'S PUT INTO
HIS MOUTH

@tenoutof10
WHY IS THERE -

@ren_moomin_jun
NOPE

@yuta_yuta_na
oh god

@jung_jaehyun_official
We are going to die

@dejun.xiao.iao
LUCAS IS GONNA DIE

@qian_kun_qian
he's ignoring my calls

@sung.jchan
f in the chat for the homie

@zhong_dolle
he didn't do anything
remarkable in life but
he did date jungwoo,
that's pretty great

@kim.doyoung.01
WHY DID HE PUT
POISONOUS IN
QUOTATION MARKS

@ren_moomin_jun
"Poisonous" "melted" "silicone"

@qian_kun_qian
IT MAKES IT SOUND
LIKE HE MELTED A
DILDO OR SOME SHIT

@tenoutof10
he melted breast
implants actually,
it was at two am the
other night and he
broke the microwave

@qian_kun_qian
HOW DID HE
EVEN GET THOSE

@kim.doyoung.01
OUR MICROWAVE
IS BROKEN?!

@jung_jaehyun_official
No melted tiddies in this gang

@yuta_yuta_na
what gang are you
apart of?!?

@jung_jaehyun_official
The Big Tiddie Gang bro 😎

@tenoutof10
sounds straight
enough for you to do

@zhong_dolle
someone take
jaehyun's damn phone

@qian_kun_qian
SOMEONE GET
LUCAS OFF VLIVE

@yuta_yuta_na
ARE YOU TELLING
ME LUCAS DRANK
TOILET WATER

@tenoutof10
WHY IS HE TELLING
FANS HE DRANK
TOILET WATER

@kim.doyoung.01
where are our managERS

@sunny_chan
it's a mental
breakdownnnnnn

@sung.jchan
*aggressive but
notably off-key kazooing*

@sunny_chan
thank u sungchan ily

@sung.jchan
miss me with that gäê shit

@sunny_chan
i am so sorry you
think you're a h*tero
but soon you'll meet
someone who makes
you realise the boom
boom in your heart
when mark lee exists is not
bromance it's romance

@dejun.xiao.iao
are you directly
implying you are in
love with mark lee

@zhong_dolle
the boy who cried
over a hamster ball
yesterday because "it's too
round to be anything
but rolly"

@sunny_chan
stfu

@qian_kun_qian
WE ARE IGNORING
THE BIGGER PROBLEM

@qian_kun_qian
LUCAS REVEALING
HE ATE LEON'S CAT
TREATS BECAUSE THEY
SMELLED LIKE CATNIP
AND THEY TASTED
GOOD TO HIM?!?!

@dejun.xiao.iao
how dare he steal
from leon and louis >:(

@qian_kun_qian
IS THAT REALLY
THE BIG CONCERN HERE??!

@yuta_yuta_na
just get jungwoo
to get him off of vlive

@jung_jaehyun_official
Jungwoo is at work
with BlackVelvet

@yuta_yuta_na
fuck

@sung.jchan
me in the ass
because i love jesussss

@tenoutof10
we are a mess

@sunny_chan
but a hot mess

@qian_kun_qian
management will
eradicate me because
they just found him
and are trying to turn
off the live

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xiaojun has an oppa kink

19:22

@fullsun.haechan ✓
i am currently
looking for a new home

@fullsun.haechan ✓
does anyone know
where i can go

@youaremy.sunshine
to my arms ;)

@fullsun.haechan ✓
no

@youaremy.sunshine
:(

@bunny_young
damn it hyuck you
made mark sad

@fullsun.haechan ✓
that was so greasy though

@president_chen ✓
we are also looking
for a new home for
our head rat

@qqian_kun ✓
i'm not a fucking rat

@its_smiletime ✓
kun no one else
but you and rats eat six
pounds of cheese at five am

@qqian_kun ✓
it's either that or alcohol every day

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
kun you set up your
diffuser to diffuse
TEQUILA into your room

@qqian_kun ✓
i live with absolute
gremlins i think i deserve
tequila on special occasions

@xiao_puppy
we stan alcoholism 🤩😋

@qqian_kun ✓
you come be in
charge for a week
with no alcohol at the end

@xiao_puppy
no thanks i really
would rather do anything
but that ❤️

@yuta_smile_please
hey why is lucas
livestreaming himself
biting into a candle

@yuta_smile_please
shouldn't you be stopping this

@k.imdongyoung ✓
no

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
he's not even drunk or high

@renjun_moominbae
no drugs kids, we are a
drug free household

@dolphin_screams
except mark and jeno

@youaremy.sunshine
IT WAS ONCE
FOR BOTH OF US

@fall.coloured.renjun
yeah!

@fall.coloured.renjun
this is just lucas being lucas
i would presume •3•

@qqian_kun ✓
the managers just
messaged me and
asked if we knew he was
doing a live, i'm guessing
they finally got it off

@its_smiletime ✓
no

@k.imdongyoung ✓
nope

@fullsun.haechan ✓
i don't speak korean

@jung_jaeofficial ✓
No habla hangul

@jungsung_chan ✓
ulgo shipji ana

@tens_guitar
blackvelvet in your area

@fullsun.haechan ✓
stream psycho & lovesick girls

@dolphin_screams
that's a seventeen song
uncultured femur nibblers

@renjun_moominbae
who's your seventeen bias sungchan

@jungsung_chan ✓
minghao duh

@president_chen ✓
yeah you're not straight

@president_chen ✓ changed the group name to sungchan is minghao biased™️

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
are we just gonna ignore
that kun is naruto
running away

@kuns_giggles
yes

@10.ten ✓
who's kun we
don't own a kun

@tens_guitar
he's literally at my
apartment complex lmao
i can hear him talking
on the phone

@qqian_kun ✓
CAN I COME IN

@qqian_kun ✓
SAESANGS ARE FINDING ME

@tens_guitar
do you know how
sketch that is to have
you enter an apartment :|

@qqian_kun ✓
IDC

@tens_guitar
idk man seems sketch

@qqian_kun ✓
I WILL COOK YOU DINNER

@tens_guitar
wear a maid costume
while you do it

@qqian_kun ✓
FUCKING DEAL

@kuns_giggles
are you telling me
kun is cooking you
dinner in a maid costume??!

@kuns_giggles
lucky :(

@wong_yu.khei ✓
hey everyone :D

@qqian_kun ✓
WONG YUKHEI

@wong_yu.khei ✓
uh oh

@jaehyun_spring
where's jungwoo,
kun is mad

@yukhei_puppy
oh i'm here (^-^) 

@yukhei_puppy
but i am not stopping
kun, lucas deserves this

@yukhei_puppy
also i am angery at him

@xiao_puppy
actual visual
representation of a
mad Jungwoo:

@wong_yu.khei ✓
HAHA OBVIOUSLY
UOU HAVENT MET
ANGRY JUNGWOO HAHA

@yuta_smile_please
lucas why are
you laughing

@10.ten ✓
jungwoo mad is
enough to strike fear
into anyone istg even
our managers got scared

@k.imdongyoung ✓
remember that
once we heard him
get angry in the
dressing room?

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
holy shit yeah i was so scared

@renjun_moominbae
wait spill the tea

@its_smiletime ✓
we shouldn't

@yuta_tea
can I know? (*'▽'*)

@its_smiletime ✓
since shotaro asked I
guess we have to tell you

@its_smiletime ✓
one time a makeup
artist decided that she
had to "fix" jungwoo's
eye makeup on yerim
and jisoo because
it "made them stand
out too much"

@10.ten ✓
this was from his
inspiration board that
he used on jisoo:

@10.ten ✓
and this was Yerim's

@10.ten ✓
and it was for a
psycho stage so it worked

@bunny_young
i remember those!

@jaehyun_spring
they're literally
iconic what

@president_chen ✓
she had to try and
"correct" him.

@k.imdongyoung ✓
jungwoo saw her trying
to get the girls to wipe
off the makeup and
honest to god yelled
at her to stop harassing
his idols to take off makeup.
when she explained to
him it made jisoo and
yerim stand out too much,
jungwoo rolled his eyes
and called her a let
down to the company
for trying to cherry
pick who got attention
and destroying the girls'
confidence.

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
when she was trying
to explain herself, jungwoo
sent the girls to dressing,
called the director and the
managers, and got her
fired with literally a few
words. he absolutely
destroyed her, calling
her unprofessional
and showed that she had
done it before on
his instagram not caring
about consequences.

@yuta_tea
i heard about this （＾◇＾）
jungwoo got praised
for it didn't he ∩^ω^∩

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
the company wasn't
happy for a bit, but
yeah he did in the end

@youaremy.sunshine
the public liked it

@yuta_smile_please
jungwoo's still a
favourite in the public
eye for that

@k.imdongyoung ✓
yeah anyways...
he's scary mad

@bunny_young
and he's mad now... yikes

@yukhei_puppy
Wong Yukhei.

@wong_yu.khei ✓
yes my love

@yukhei_puppy
Listen to Kun.

@wong_yu.khei ✓
okay

@kuns_giggles
has kun been typing this entire time??

@tens_guitar
yes

@tens_guitar
it's scary

@tens_guitar
he's just sitting on my couch typing now

@qqian_kun ✓
wong yukhei i don't think
you realise how many
rules you have broken and
how much trouble you've caused
not only for me, but the company
and yourself. while our lives
are made to be shared as idols,
there are some things that we do
not share. imagine if i had gone
on there and exposed a relationship
among our members. it's
automatically a breach of contract -
which you did, by the way,
multiple times - and a loss of trust.
when neozens start asking
why we aren't on live as much,
the answer will be you as our
entertainment company does its
best to figure out what your purpose
was. and no, it's not even that
you talked about things you've put
into your mouth and the fact
you mentioned a dildo, genitalia,
drinking, and much more.
it's the fact you thought this was
okay. this not only means
failure to your company,
but this is a failure upon the
band entirely, even sungchan.

@qqian_kun ✓
Wait Johnny you have a cat

@tens_guitar
yeah ?

@qqian_kun ✓
i am no longer angry

@tens_guitar
his name is padfoot

@10.ten ✓
i want to see!!!

@tens_guitar

@10.ten ✓
johnathon marry me

@tens_guitar
my name is john

@qqian_kun ✓
but lucas management wants a written apology

@wong_yu.khei ✓
okay

@qqian_kun ✓
and my words still stand

@wong_yu.khei ✓
okay

@qqian_kun ✓
apologise

@wong_yu.khei ✓
okay

@qqian_kun ✓
i am still not happy with you

@wong_yu.khei ✓
okay

@qqian_kun ✓
but padfoot is the cutest baby ever

@wong_yu.khei ✓
okay

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
KUN

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
WHERE ARE YOU

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
THE DORM HFJWNCBE

@its_smiletime ✓
this is why i'm so glad
i'm doing a japanese schedule

@xiao.xiaojun ✓

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
HELP

@president_chen ✓
I MADE DINNER
YOU UNGRATEFUL
TOE SUCKER

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
I WOULD RATHER DIE

@dolphin_screams
you know lucas'
live isn't even that bad
anymore looking at that

@youaremy.sunshine
how are you alive

@fall.coloured.renjun
mark you once
melted plastic into your
food and then went "tastes okay"
before eating it

@youaremy.sunshine
shut up

@jungsung_chan ✓
hyuck is that really your cruNND SHIWMWMDNDKCMNXX

@fullsun.haechan ✓
sorry sungchan died :/

@qqian_kun ✓
HOW FID YOU KILL HIM ALREADY

@10.ten ✓
attack furby

@qqian_kun ✓
what

@10.ten ✓

a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍c͔ͣͦ́́͂ͅk̲̱̠̞̖ͧ̔͊̇̽̿̑ͯͅ f̳͉̼͉̙͔͈̂̉u̟͎̲͕̼̳͉̲ͮͫͭ̋ͭ͛ͣ̈r̼̯̤̈ͭ̃ͨ̆b͎̣̫͈̥̗͒͌̃͑̔̾ͅy͉̝͖̻̯ͮ̒̂ͮ͋ͫͨ

@10.ten ✓

@tens_guitar
you know what kun you can stay as long as you'd like

@qqian_kun ✓
thanks it will only be a little while though i have to take care of gremlins

@fullsun.haechan ✓
KUNNNN

@fullsun.haechan ✓
RENJUN FOUND YOUR TEQUILA

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
SHUT UP ITS NOT LIKE IM DRINKING JT

@fullsun.haechan ✓
YES YOU ARE

@fullsun.haechan ✓
YOU JUST LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID "I'll kill you kneecap chewer" WHILE DRINKING OUT OF THE BOTTLE

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
I'M THE DEFACTO LEADER OKAY

@qqian_kun ✓
WHO TOLD YOU THAT

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
THE HET

@qqian_kun ✓
WHICH ONE

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
JAEHYUN HES WITH HIS FRAT FRIENDS

@jung_jaeofficial ✓
Okay first of all,
I'm pretty sure Minghao
would rip off your
balls for that

@jung_jaeofficial ✓
Second of all, I
needed to escape too

@wong_yu.khei ✓
doyoung's watching
cat videos at full volume
we aren't going to bother him

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
so it leaves me

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
in charge

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
i need more tequila

@renjun_moominbae
don't die bby me and
jeno love you despite
your unfortunate sudden
heterosexuality 🥺🥺💖

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
no

@renjun_moominbae
yeah we do!!!

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
i'm going to get the
soju i am not drunk
enough to deal with them

@qqian_kun ✓
don't get drunk we
have a schedule tomorrow

@jaehyun_spring
y'all are wilding

@fall.coloured.renjun
mark?

@youaremy.sunshine
yeah

@fall.coloured.renjun
please don't tell me
that was you i just saw
trip down the airport
escalator

@youaremy.sunshine
i can tell you that but
then i would be lying

@fullsun.haechan ✓
mark you're in korea?

@youaremy.sunshine
yeah, i moved here

@fullsun.haechan ✓
oh cool bro 😎

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@dolphin_dolphin: lmao loser
⇨ @sunshineandmurder: @dolphin_dolphin leave me alone malnourished worm

@junminah1: wtf was that h*tero shit 🤢
⇨ @sunshineandmurder: @junminah1 you have a whole girlfriend
⇨ @junminah1: @sunshineandmurder i do?!
⇨ @junminah1: @sunshineandmurder oh wait i do
⇨ @dolphin_dolphin: @junminah1 @sunshineandmurder sus
⇨ @sunshineandmurder: @dolphin_dolphin @junminah1 very sus

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20:51

@kuns_giggles
ngl with you kunhang
kun getting mad in
the gc is probably top 5
of my hottest kun moments

@kuns_giggles
like please,,, rail me

@qqian_kun ✓
wtf yangyang

@kuns_giggles
BFBNANCIENS FUCK

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