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xiaojun has an oppa kink

02:01

@wong_yu.khei ✓
Did you know longest
place name on the planet is
85 letters long. It's
Taumatawhakatangihanga-
koauauotamateaturipukakapikimaung-
ahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu,
New Zealand

@kuns_giggles
how is that pronounced

@wong_yu.khei ✓
no fucking clue but
since it's typed i don't
have to worry about it

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
where is this coming from

@renjun_moominbae
hey jeno want to
have a romantic vacation to taumatawhakatangihanga-koauauotamateaturipukakapikimaung-ahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu,
new zealand

@fall.coloured.renjun
sure why not, i'd go
anywhere with you

@renjun_moominbae
awww uwu 🥺

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
🤢

@fullsun.haechan ✓
stfu renjun you're just
wishing you would be included

@fall.coloured.renjun
renjun can come too!!

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
sorry i can't, i have a
girlfriend who requires my
love care dedication and
utmost attention

@k.imdongyoung ✓
but she's literally
laying on her stomach
over the armrest of our
couch trying to see
how many goldfish she
can stuff into her mouth
without spitting them
on lucas as chenle
whacks her back

@president_chen ✓
correction i am sitting on chunhua's back

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
is she breathing

@president_chen ✓
idk

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
oh well another one bites the dust

@qqian_kun ✓
SHES YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!?

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
OH YEAH SHE IS SHIT

@jung_jaeofficial ✓
...

@jung_jaeofficial ✓
You're dating her???

@jung_jaeofficial ✓
I thought she was a
new member

@xiao_puppy
new members??

@its_smiletime ✓
yeah we have one

@its_smiletime ✓
should we add him?

@qqian_kun ✓
i personally think it's
a terrible idea

@fullsun.haechan ✓
let's do it then

@fullsun.haechan ✓ added jungsung_chan ✓!

jungsung_chan ✓
howdy?

@youaremy.sunshine
they always say yeehaw
but never haw yee 😞

@tens_guitar
marcus are you okay

@dolphin_screams
if we're adding friends can i add mine

@president_chen ✓
you have friends?

@dolphin_screams
I'll eat your liver

@yuta_smile_please
kinky

@bunny_young
Sicheng?!??

@10.ten ✓
I've taught you well 😭

@yuta_smile_please
is that not the word for kinky

@yukhei_puppy
eh (*'-')

@qqian_kun ✓
你在說什麼?

@yuta_smile_please
毛

@qqian_kun ✓
he's trying to say gross

@jaehyun_spring
which one of you
taught sicheng that

@dolphin_screams added yuta_tea!

yuta_tea

hi (๑╹ω╹๑ ) i'm taro :3

@renjun_moominbae
JISUNG HOW DO
YOU ALWAYS FIND
THE CUTE ONES?!?

@renjun_moominbae
hi taro i love you

@fall.coloured.renjun
you have a boyfriend :(

@renjun_moominbae
and i want a son

yuta_tea
なに？！

@its_smiletime ✓
あなたわ日本人お知っています？

yuta_tea
豪雨ヴォイbkpbこjvzcい
cjっbpkbvljdjld はい？！？？！？

yuta_tea
あなたは本当に中本悠太？？？？

@its_smiletime ✓
はい！

@k.imdongyoung ✓
yes that really is yuta

yuta_tea
AND YOU ARE DOYOUNF!?

@fullsun.haechan ✓
doyounf

@wong_yu.khei ✓
doyounf

@k.imdongyoung ✓
i -

@kuns_giggles
he's not gonna live this down

yuta_tea
jisung you did not
tell me that your friends
are famous

@dolphin_screams
i did! i told you they
were Neo City

@jaehyun_spring
no one corrupt this
one you all corrupted sicheng

@yuta_smile_please
but it was only yangyang
and hendery who told me it?

@qqian_kun ✓
ah i see

@k.imdongyoung ✓
oh really?

@jaehyun_spring
tell me more sicheng

@xiao_puppy
FUCK FUCK FUCK NO

@jung_jaeofficial ✓
If you hear the sound of
murder it's not me

@kuns_giggles
a BFHSNSN dbehn
DJ SICHENG NO

@jaehyun_spring
no worries i have contacts
in china they can wipe them
off the face of the earth
nice and quick

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02:34

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
You knew what
that meant didn't you

@yuta_smile_please
Oh 100% I just wanted
to see Hendery and
YangYang be scared
for their lives

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instagram

we hot we depressed

07:31

@sunny_chan
are you thinking
what i'm thinking

@dejun.xiao.iao
probably not because
your mind is a terrifying
place i don't want to
be apart of

@ren_moomin_jun
does this have to do
with doyoung just
starting a vlive?

@zhong_dolle
are we going to give
neozennies something if they
call him doyounf under his
post he's sure to
make afterwards?

@wong_lucasyu
i love this idea

@sunny_chan
yes we are going
to do exactly that chenle

@ren_moomin_jun
make sure he's blocked
from seeing your post!!!

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@dolphin_screams: dear lord this is gonna be a mess 😭💀

@leleforking: omg what goes on in their dorms 💀💀💀

@zhonglelelelele: who's doyoung i only know doyounf

@bfwjkdchenle: you know what anything for you mr president

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@yukhei_puppy: I'd eat a pingpong ball for you (〃ω〃)

@lucasdimple: how can we say no to our little puppy 🥺

@lucasssssssssS: a relay live?! Done!

luwu: 🥺🥺🥺 of course we will

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@youaremy.sunshine: i am such a haechan SIMP

@sunnybois: it's the fact he calls us his loves for me

@hugsfromchannie: they really don't want to loose huh

@dingdongdripdrop: 🥺 I love one (1) human.

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@xiao_puppy: he really said it's a priviLEGE to live at the same time as me

@dancemachinexiao: doyounf here i come

@xiaoberries: okay so he's just gonna post this and walk away!!?!

@justxiaojun: i'm going to stream MY TURF again god damn

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@renjun_moominbae: he looks?!?! so ethereal?!?!?

@fall.coloured.renjun: i wanna boop his lil nosie nose

@rennierunjun: BDHSKXNBDKSN A FREE TICKET PLUS EVERYTHING ELSE?!?! I STAN THE RIGHT MAN

@violetrenjun: LAMSNIFKSNCND THATS THE LOML

@junnieboy: only because it's Renjun asking will I do it

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@doyounfmybaby: it's my bias doyounf 🤩

@flowerylele: DOYOUNF I LOVE YOU

@doyoungiebaby: DOYOUNF LEGEND 💚💚🤩

@neozonefacialmeme: DOYOUNF YOUR VOICE SOUNDED HEAVENLY 🥺❤️

@neoneonyan: doyounf could stab me with a ruler and i would thank him

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Doyoung frowned, scrolling through and seeing all the retweets and replies were calling him doyounf - and that the youngest members (minus Sungchan) were responding to the replies as quickly as they popped up.

That only meant one thing.

"Xiaojun! Donghyuck! Chenle! Yukhei! Renjun!" He heard giggles, then the door slamming as the boys he'd yelled for ran out of the dorm, claiming to go to the store. "Don't think you've escaped!" He shouted, but they ignored him as they ran across the street to a convenience store, Donghyuck laughing so hard he tripped and fell on his face in the middle of the crosswalk.

Oh, and there was no bet except for who could get more support for this. But as long as Doyoung was annoyed, they were happy.

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so today noodle freaked out and I truly thought the Texan brain parasite had finally gotten to her, but no, it was instead the fact I'm currently #2 in norenmin with this story so thank you all so so much for reading 🥺❤️ I love you