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@renjun_moominbae
I have a vital question

@renjun_moominbae
though i think we all have
hogwarts houses

@renjun_moominbae
which hogwarts house
do you actually belong in

@k.imdongyoung ✓
Fuck jk rowling

@renjun_moominbae
Yes fuck her but what houses

@president_chen ✓
jk rowling should
go back to eating dog food 🥰

@renjun_moominbae
Understood but wHaT hOuSeS

@youaremy.sunshine
is this for a fanfic

@renjun_moominbae
no

@dolphin_screams
definitely

@yukhei_puppy
i wanna collab on this!!

@renjun_moominbae
do you even have a wattpad?

@yukhei_puppy
yeah!

@qqian_kun ✓
oh god no

@qqian_kun ✓
not again

@its_smiletime ✓
last time he went on wattpad
he cried over a stupid book
named the crown
prince or some shit

@yukhei_puppy
the author hates
it 😭🥺😭

@dolphin_screams
still it's a good
piece of shit

@dolphin_screams
i liked it

@fullsun.haechan ✓
it's like a pretty piece
of shit you'd take and frame

@yuta_smile_please
why in the world
would you frame
a piece of shit

@xiao_puppy
just slap it on a wall

@xiao_puppy
bap bap motherfucker

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
it's ✨art✨

@jung_jaeofficial ✓
Shit on a wall it's art 👀

@tens_guitar
are you okay jaehyun

@jung_jaeofficial ✓
No

@k.imdongyoung ✓
he hasn't slept for five days

@jung_jaeofficial ✓
I can taste sound 👁👅👁

@xiao.xiaojun ✓

@renjun_moominbae
c'mon i need houses

@yukhei_puppy
i'm a hufflepuff :D

@renjun_moominbae
woo -> huffle :D

@10.ten ✓
jungwoo is a walking,
talking manifestation
of the hufflepuff house

@jaehyun_spring
makes sense

@wong_yu.khei ✓
i'm a gryffindor 👉😎👉

@bunny_young
also makes sense

@kuns_giggles
jungwoo we can be
slytherin - hufflepuff
buddies!

@fall.coloured.renjun
what's going on

@fall.coloured.renjun
oh jaemin!!! i missed you 🥺

@renjun_moominbae
hi baby 🥺 i
heard jisung cruelly
dragged you into
the streets 🥺

@dolphin_screams
tf no i didn't

@dolphin_screams
you had pneumonia
jaemin, and jeno
wanted to stay with
you and abandon
his responsibilities

@jaehyun_spring
damn the youngest
has more sense
than you bubble
gum dumb dumb asses

@10.ten ✓
dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
way to make the
rest of us feel single

@president_chen ✓
oh shut up you're jus
ncneveudjdbbcnx
mxmxkjcndbxhdiksksmdn

@fullsun.haechan ✓
damn i want that 🥺

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
you want renjun to
drag you by your foot
into his room threatening
to sell you on eBay?

@its_smiletime ✓
why is chenle screaming

@qqian_kun ✓
god dammit what
did i tell you about selling
bandmates on ebay renjun

@youaremy.sunshine
you guys had to
have a talk about this???

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
to sell them on etsy
because they took
ten months to grow

@tens_guitar
eye -

@xiao_puppy

@dolphin_screams

@renjun_moominbae
ANYWAYS BACK TO THE
ORIGINAL TOPIC!!!

@dolphin_screams
jungwoo -> hufflepuff
lucas -> gryffindor
yangyang -> slytherin

@renjun_moominbae
this is why you're my
favourite brother jisung

@dolphin_screams
i'm your only brother

@dolphin_screams
also we're both hufflepuffs

@renjun_moominbae
yeah ik

@k.imdongyoung ✓
is there a test i need
to take to know mine?

@fullsun.haechan ✓
you're a slytherin

@president_chen ✓
no he's a ravenclaw

@fullsun.haechan ✓
slytherin

@president_chen ✓
ravenclaw

@fullsun.haechan ✓
slytherin

@fullsun.haechan ✓
i'd bet my facetimes
with mark for it

@youaremy.sunshine
dude they aren't that
special to be betting on

@president_chen ✓
bet.

@president_chen ✓
if you're wrong, i
get to facetime mark
for a week and you don't

@fullsun.haechan ✓
alright

@k.imdongyoung ✓
pottermore says i'm a ravenclaw

@president_chen ✓
HAHAHAHA I
BEAT HAECHAN

@president_chen ✓
NO MARK PRIVILEGES
FOR A WEEK

@10.ten ✓

@fullsun.haechan ✓
LITERALLY FUCK
ME IN THE ASSHOLE

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
okay

@fullsun.haechan ✓
what

@youaremy.sunshine
what

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
what

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
oof sis wbk

@youaremy.sunshine
anyways

@youaremy.sunshine
i'm a gyriffindor

@fall.coloured.renjun
i'm also a gryffindor

@bunny_young
being in the same
house must be a
family thing

@k.imdongyoung ✓
so does that mean you
and me would have
the same house?

@bunny_young
we aren't related???

@k.imdongyoung ✓
WE HAD AN ANIMAL
CROSSING MARRIAGE

@bunny_young
THAT'S NOT LEGALLY
BINDING

@wong_yu.khei ✓
he's sad now

@bunny_young
:(

@bunny_young
but i'm not wrong,
no one considers animal
crossing marriages
legally binding

@xiao_puppy
i do

@k.imdongyoung ✓
let's get married

@bunny_young
what the heck

@bunny_young
we got married
two days ago

@k.imdongyoung ✓
fine

@k.imdongyoung ✓
we can be redeemed by
having your house revealed

@k.imdongyoung ✓
i'm a ravenclaw

@bunny_young

@renjun_moominbae
damn that's destiny

@xiao_puppy
that really is

@xiao_puppy
even i can't deny that

@xiao_puppy
also i'm a gryffindor too

@renjun_moominbae
jungwoo -> hufflepuff
lucas -> gryffindor
yangyang -> slytherin
jaemin -> hufflepuff
jisung -> hufflepuff
doyoung -> ravenclaw
mark -> gryffindor
jeno -> gryffindor
taeil -> ravenclaw
hendery -> gryffindor

@10.ten ✓
hiss hiss motherfuckers

@qqian_kun ✓

@qqian_kun ✓
:)

@yukhei_puppy
doyoung looks sad :(

@its_smiletime ✓
he's actually giggling

@fullsun.haechan ✓
satanic ritual kinda vibes

@k.imdongyoung ✓
IM GAPPY OKAY

@its_smiletime ✓
gappy

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
gappy

@jung_jaeofficial ✓

@yuta_smile_please
eat ass take names

@jung_jaeofficial ✓
also i'm ravenclaw

@president_chen ✓
jisung would you
be my hufflebuddy
even though i'm a
gryffindor 🥺

@dolphin_screams
yeah if you want 🥺

@qqian_kun ✓
i offered to be
your hufflebuddy :(

@kuns_giggles
YOU CAN BEEN
MINE DJDJDIXNXM

@qqian_kun ✓
really?

@kuns_giggles
Yeah!

@qqian_kun ✓
awesome!

@10.ten ✓
y'all i'm a slytherin

@10.ten ✓
that's the hiss hiss thing

@wong_yu.khei ✓
not surprised

@tens_guitar
we are not surprised at all

@10.ten ✓
so you got it?

@fullsun.haechan ✓
yeah we just chose to
ignore it ❤️

@10.ten ✓
fuck you too

@fullsun.haechan ✓
also i'm a slytherin

@jaehyun_spring
yeah we could tell

@yuta_smile_please
you're literally the
draco malfoy of real life

@fullsun.haechan ✓
no i'm not

@youaremy.sunshine
why not?

@youaremy.sunshine
you're hot enough

@fullsun.haechan ✓
...

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
donghyuck is giggling

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
it's scary please
insult him mark

@youaremy.sunshine
umm you beautiful
motherfucker

@fullsun.haechan ✓
thanks mark that helped

@tens_guitar
i just took the test

@tens_guitar
i'm ravenclaw

@yuta_smile_please
i'm gryffindor

@yuta_smile_please
i'm also going to nap

@its_smiletime ✓
take me with you!!!

@yuta_smile_please
sweg 👁👄|||

@its_smiletime ✓
i'm a slytherin

@its_smiletime ✓
now sichengggg

@yuta_smile_please
他媽的，他知道我的名字

@its_smiletime ✓
yes i will cuddle you ❤️

@yuta_smile_please
no

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
i'm ravenclaw

@xiao_puppy
i am .........

@xiao_puppy
GRYFFINDOR ('･Д･)」

@jaehyun_spring
everyone else went?

@renjun_moominbae
yeah

@jaehyun_spring
i'm a hufflepuff

@renjun_moominbae
jungwoo -> hufflepuff
lucas -> gryffindor
yangyang -> slytherin
jaemin -> hufflepuff
jisung -> hufflepuff
doyoung -> ravenclaw
mark -> gryffindor
jeno -> gryffindor
taeil -> ravenclaw
hendery -> gryffindor
ten -> slytherin
jaehyun -> ravenclaw
kun -> hufflepuff
haechan -> slytherin
johnny -> ravenclaw
sicheng -> gryffindor
yuta -> slytherin
xiaojun -> ravenclaw
hendery -> gryffindor
taeyong -> hufflepuff

@renjun_moominbae
one left (T . T)

@renjun_moominbae
accio hottie :D

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
i'm a ravenclaw

@renjun_moominbae
wow it worked

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
nskdndnkw what

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today when i was playing among us i was literally so confused because the people kept saying this one person was the imposter but they were found dead??? like they were killed??? and i was like "um what."

i was also the imposter so yeah, it made it entertaining and confusing.

Also at some point we hit 25k reads on this??? Thank you guys for reading this piece of crap 🥺 ily 💚
That being said, anyone have chapter suggestions? I'll be glad to incorporate them 💚