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neo fucking done with your shit

05:22

@qian_kun_qian
I'm finna whip nae nae
myself into a stable
relationship

@tenoutof10
with who the devil

@zhong_dolle
bitch don't insult
haechan's dad like that

@sunny_chan
yeah even my dad's
given up on kun

@ren_moomin_jun
wait who are you trying
to get with

@qian_kun_qian
a sleep schedule so if
any of you brats bothers
me it will be your last
day on this planet

@ren_moomin_jun
is that a threat

@qian_kun_qian
it's a promise

@ren_moomin_jun
good because my urge for
death is stronger than
the urge to live.

@dejun.xiao.iao
just because jaemin and
jeno are grossly dating
now doesn't mean you
have to be mopey.

@kim.doyoung.01
is this "whip nae nae"
still relevant even?

@sunny_chan
no

@zhong_dolle
kun's a boomer though,
we give him a free pass

@jung_jaehyun_official
Boomer?

@yuta_yuta_na
just feel it bboom bboom

@wong_lucasyu
i'm sleeeeeeeeepppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyy

@kim.doyoung.01
don't stay up crying over cat
videos next time then

@wong_lucasyu
you're right

@wong_lucasyu
we should adopt
another cat

@wong_lucasyu
so i can watch cat videos

@wong_lucasyu
IN REAL LIFE

@jung_jaehyun_official
We have two cats.

@jung_jaehyun_official
And a dog.

@wong_lucasyu
but do louis leon and bella let me swaddle them?

@wong_lucasyu
and perform baby shark with them?

@dejun.xiao.iao
absolutely yes

@zhong_dolle
to which one

@dejun.xiao.iao
yes

@tenoutof10
or yes

@sunny_chan

@qian_kun_qian
STOP MESSAGING HERE
BEFORE I SHANK YOU

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mark has a foot fetish

06:01

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
kun said to stop messaging
our private chat so we're
here instead

@qqian_kun ✓
THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT
YOU DEPRESSED CHEETO PUFF

@kuns_giggles
just when i thought
qian kun couldn't
get more perfect

@xiao_puppy
did you really just lose
no simp september over
kun calling his bandmate a
depressed cheeto puff

@kuns_giggles
what's your point
xiaojun's eyebrow whore

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
i really don't know how
to feel about that one

@renjun_moominbae
is renjunnie sad :(

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
1.) it's renjun

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
2.) renjunnie is not sad

@fullsun.haechan ✓
renjunnie is eating away
his feelings and crying
over the disney i lava you
short film on loop

@k.imdongyoung ✓
is that the wailing i hear
from the living room

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
no

@fullsun.haechan ✓
yes

@youaremy.sunshine
to be fair, that's not the
most creative insult
i've heard

@yuta_smile_please
one of my dance teachers
told me i had the elasticity
of a rubber chicken

@yuta_smile_please
i was very happy

@dolphin_screams
once someone said I looked
like a deformed chicken
nugget as a child

@president_chen ✓
THEY SAID WHAT

@renjun_moominbae
WHAT

@renjun_moominbae
HOW CAN THIS

@renjun_moominbae

@renjun_moominbae

@renjun_moominbae

@renjun_moominbae
BE ANYTHING LESS THAN
THE CUTEST LIL BOI EVER

@renjun_moominbae
BREATHE IF YOU AGREE

@jung_jaeofficial ✓
Why is Chenle hyperventilating?

@dolphin_screams
did you just expose my baby pictures

@renjun_moominbae
did i fucking stutter?

@president_chen ✓
THATS JISUNG FOR REAL?!??
Nbmdnsizm zamdind

@president_chen ✓
you looked nice :)

@president_chen ✓
you still do :)

@dolphin_screams
thank you chenle :)

@dolphin_screams
hey @fall.coloured.renjun , has jaemin shown you this?

@fall.coloured.renjun
?

@dolphin_screams

@youaremy.sunshine
no offense but where's
his eyebrows

@fall.coloured.renjun
with your baby pictures

@youaremy.sunshine
don't you dare

@fall.coloured.renjun
try me

@fall.coloured.renjun

@youaremy.sunshine

@fall.coloured.renjun

@youaremy.sunshine

@jaehyun_spring
jaemin looks like he'd bite
if he didn't get his snacks
on time

@renjun_moominbae
oh i did

@renjun_moominbae
i still bite ;)

@10.ten ✓
kinky

@bunny_young
kinda scary not gonna lie

@k.imdongyoung ✓
taeil! hi :)

@bunny_young
hi doyoung! :)

@its_smiletime ✓
what kind of fuckery is this

@fullsun.haechan ✓
mom come pick me
up i'm scared

@k.imdongyoung ✓
i literally said hello

@tens_guitar

@tens_guitar
he do be snatching
your girls though

@jaehyun_spring
DELETE THAT

@jaehyun_spring
HOW DID YOU GET THAT

@tens_guitar
the yearbook ran a glow
up page for the teachers
remember?

@10.ten ✓
you're a teacher?

@tens_guitar
oh right

@yukhei_puppy
guys shhh ヽ('ー｀)
kun is sleeping

@tens_guitar
no he isn't lol haha

@10.ten ✓
???

@zhong_dolle
Johnny rn:

@zhong_dolle

@10.ten ✓
?¿?¿?

@tens_guitar
i'm a teacher in korea

@tens_guitar
kinda didn't want you to
know because idk felt weird

@10.ten ✓
ABJANA
WBBSCWWNDKNCD
JEOWKDNDB
DBSJJSNSNSMS

@wong_yu.khei ✓
tea 🍵

@10.ten ✓
serious question can i
seduce an american
with korean

@tens_guitar
I - speak korean
you realise that right

@its_smiletime ✓
why my face though

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
you've said it unironically

@yukhei_puppy
guys he's sleeping ('；ω；')
and his phone isn't turning
off please be quiet

@k.imdongyoung ✓
our antis actually come
up with some pretty
interesting insults

@president_chen ✓
forget antis, our fans are weirder

@jung_jaeofficial ✓
Apparently I'm a screwdriver
from Handy Manny

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
they call me tiny when i'm 172 cm

@fall.coloured.renjun
it's because you're tiny

@renjun_moominbae
you're our baby and we
love you 🥺💖💖💖💖💖💖
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
💖💖💖💖💖💖

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
love is a worthless emotion

@its_smiletime ✓
says the one who has a
whole pinterest dedicated
to his wedding and a
timetable already planned
for the day

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
i don't speak korean

@dolphin_screams
you're speaking korean now

@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
idk na molla

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
stAYYY GOLLDLLSDSED

@xiao_puppy
doegopa neoui oppa

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
wait am i your oppa

@xiao_puppy
technically hyung why

@fullsun.haechan ✓ changed the group name to "xiaojun has an oppa kink"

@xiao.xiaojun ✓
nO I DONT

@youaremy.sunshine
why is it always haechan making
these accusations but i feel like
he has the weirdest kinks

@fullsun.haechan ✓
oh wouldn't you like
to know mark lee

@youaremy.sunshine
no thank you

@fall.coloured.renjun
oh stfu you'd love to know

@fall.coloured.renjun
one time i listened to you
talk for eight hours
over your religion which
is just donghyuck in shorts.

@youaremy.sunshine
no it isn't

@youaremy.sunshine
it's donghyuck in general

@tens_guitar
you do realise i
speak english right

@jung_jaeofficial ✓
Same here.

@10.ten ✓
same

@wong_yu.khei ✓
I saw my english brethren

@fullsun.haechan ✓
potato chip

@renjun_moominbae
sexy

@10.ten ✓
i'm gonna tell haechan
there's a religion around him

@youaremy.sunshine
please don't

@10.ten ✓
hey haechan did you know -

@yukhei_puppy
please be quiet
kun's stirring and i
don't want him to
wake up ;-;

@10.ten ✓
no one cares about
that jungwoo

@wong_yu.khei ✓
what did you just say
to my boyfriend?

@yukhei_puppy
yuyu it's okay

@wong_yu.khei ✓
no it isn't. no one talks
to my baby like that.

@wong_yu.khei ✓
apologise now ten

@10.ten ✓
i'm sorry :(

@yukhei_puppy
i accept your apology
and hope you won't
do it again or else i
will stake you in the
heart 💓

@10.ten ✓
okay uh

@zhong_dolle
👁👄👁

@10.ten ✓
anyways haechan -

@yukhei_puppy
kun's gonna wake
up guys (ㆀ˘･з･˘)

@kuns_giggles
OI

@kuns_giggles
HALT DIE KLAPPE DU
KOTZBROCKEN ODER
LEIDEN

@10.ten ✓
okay we'll shut up

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