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neo fucking done with your shit

1:27

@jung_jaehyun_official
Is someone gonna tell me
why we have a karaoke
machine now?

@ren_moomin_jun
recreation motherfucker

@ren_moomin_jun
also chenle was really sad for
some reason so we bought
him something to do other than the
xbox and mope.

@dejun.xiao.iao
xbox and mope sounds like
an emo version of netflix and chill

@zhong_dolle
闭嘴妓女

@qian_kun_qian
WHERE ARE YOU LEARNING
BAD WORDS

@dejun.xiao.iao
混蛋

@wong_lucasyu
oh shit things just got heated

@zhong_dolle
安静

@dejun.xiao.iao
精细

@wong_lucasyu
well damn i was popping popcorn

@sunny_chan
WHY CANT YOU JUST SOEAK KOREAN

@kim.doyoung.01
you realise only three of us are korean right

@kim.doyoung.01
and i don't even think jaehyun is korean

@jung_jaehyun_official
What do you mean?

@tenoutof10
i lIveD iN aMEricA foR fOUR YeaRs

@dejun.xiao.iao
thAt'S wHy I'm HErE mAn

@jung_jaehyun_official
That's my foreign swagger 😎

@yuta_yuta_na
why is chenle crying and putting pizza in boiling water

@qian_kun_qian
HES DOING WHAT

@yuta_yuta_na

@zhong_dolle
hehe he go boil

@kim.doyoung.01
chenle are you okay?

@zhong_dolle
he boil :(

@ren_moomin_jun
chenle what did we say to remember when we feel this way

@zhong_dolle
my anxiety is chronic but this ass is iconic

@ren_moomin_jun
good job!

@qian_kun_qian
NO

@wong_lucasyu
i want a bite

@wong_lucasyu
i nom

@qian_kun_qian
LUCAS WHY DID YOU JUST
STICK YOUR WHOLE HEAD
IN BOILING WATER

@zhong_dolle
i'm babie

@sunny_chan
you're babie?

@zhong_dolle
mmhm i'm babie

@yuta_yuta_na
being babie does not give you the excuse to put raw eggs on the stove

@jung_jaehyun_official
What?

@yuta_yuta_na

@kim.doyoung.01
i hate it here

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instagram

we hot we depressed

1:35

@dejun.xiao.iao
okay i'm worried though chenle are you okay

@zhong_dolle
no

@zhong_dolle
the void is all consuming

@zhong_dolle
we will all die sooner rather
than later

@zhong_dolle
might as well be dumb now

@ren_moomin_jun
he came to the realisation
that no matter how hard
he crushes on that ji boy
he will probably never be with him

@dejun.xiao.iao
oh :(

@wong_lucasyu
you can though?

@sunny_chan
you seem happier after
you started talking to him.
it's been a few days,
but you seem much happier
knowing him.

@zhong_dolle
well

@zhong_dolle
it's not only him

@zhong_dolle
he added me to a gc

@zhong_dolle
and they're all amazing

@zhong_dolle
but like, ji

@zhong_dolle
he's so phenomenal

@zhong_dolle
but i'm an idol

@zhong_dolle
he likes the image of me

@zhong_dolle
he'd never actually like me

@dejun.xiao.iao
are you yourself in the gc
and when you message him?

@zhong_dolle
yeah?

@ren_moomin_jun
then there's a possibility chenle

@wong_lucasyu
a gc?

@zhong_dolle
yeah?

@wong_lucasyu
can we join 🥺

@zhong_dolle
um..  i'd have to ask

@dejun.xiao.iao
you should 🥺

@zhong_dolle
okay i'll ask

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twitter

johnny is a hoe

2:01

@dolphin_dolphin
i know it's 2am but
can i add my friends?

@youaremy.sunshine
yeah

@youaremy.sunshine
the more the merrier, honestly

@youaremy.sunshine
as long as they're respectful and
not creepy

@youaremy.sunshine
which reminds me what
year were you born?

@dolphin_dolphin
oh i never said

@dolphin_dolphin
'01

@youaremy.sunshine
oh wow you're a year older than ji

@youaremy.sunshine
what month?

@dolphin_dolphin
nov

@youaremy.sunshine
whoa

@youaremy.sunshine
he's an '02 feb baby

@dolphin_dolphin
wow

@dolphin_dolphin
that's close

@fall.coloured.renjun
are you going to add them?

@dolphin_dolphin
yeah! sorry

@fall.coloured.renjun
no it's okay, i just want to
meet them before i go back
to practicing my lines

@dolphin_dolphin
it's good!

@dolphin_dolphin added:
@idratherbereading
@sunshineandmurder
@lettersto__
@junminah1

@youaremy.sunshine
hi! i'm mark. if you scroll
up you can see my picture,
and more info

@sunshineandmurder
ooh damn you're cute

@junminah1
keep it in your pants god dammit

@junminah1
i'm joon, '00, and i'm in Shanghai.

@junminah1
i have no picture of me, but yeah.

@fall.coloured.renjun
that's okay! we trust you.

@fall.coloured.renjun
i'm jeno~ you can scroll up too!

@lettersto__
HI IM LU I LIVE IN
SHANGHAI AND I WAS
BORN IN '99 AND I AM ON SUGAR

@idratherbereading
i'm jun, '99, Shanghai

@sunshineandmurder
i am the beautiful amazing
phenomenal perfect lee,
i was born in 2000, and i
live on jeju

@youaremy.sunshine
wow.

@youaremy.sunshine
you're humble

@sunshineandmurder
haechan isn't humble yet you
lead a small cult for him

@youaremy.sunshine
i-

@idratherbereading
lee stop scaring the nice man

@junminah1
oh wow there's two renjun stans
@sunshineandmurder it's your people

@sunshineandmurder
this is not "the land." This is Glendale.

@dolphin_dolphin
i regret everything.

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my brain: write a crack fic and format it weirdly
me: but i'm not funny and everyone will hate it
my brain: do it.