OK

Here's a small sample of the first chapter

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Mexico sighed as he looked at Canada and America
"Alright, I have thought of three solutions, technically four but we all know America won't even let us think about his money-"

Canada mumbled under his breath
"please, not this again..."
Canada was tired of Mexico trying to come up with solutions to their bill problem

Mexico clapped as he stood up, smiling
"So, we could either get into a boring office job and earn the bare minimum, we could be prostitutes, America seems very fit for that job considering the amount of people he brings to his room-"

America then shot a glare at Mexico
"Excuse me?!
What are you implying?!"

Mexico rolled his eyes
"You know damn well what I'm implying, now shut up
And number three
we could join the mafia or cartel-"
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Small sample there
Anyway
I need names

Thank you-