the story of IncompetentBikingClan

ok, so for this, im gonna start out by telling you who is who

Trianglepaw will be referred to as Smokeweed,

my brother will be referred to as Gaystorm

my older friend will be referred to as Brokenfoot

and my same-aged friend will be Gregpaw

im Stoopidstar lol


ok

so yesterday, my mom told me and Gaystorm to go outside with Brokenfoot, who lives accross the street from us. we went all the way down our long hilly road to the stop sign, which is usually our travel limit. 

I decided "hey i know where Smokeweed and Gregpaw live, we should go over there!" and Brokenfoot was like "yeah i know everyone around here its fine" so we left. without telling our parents, mind you. 

so we left, biking down the very long road for like two miles until we got to Smokeweed and Gregpaw's house (theyre siblings). 

we stood around awkwardly for a bit before knocking on the door, and then their mom let them outside. we then proceeded to hold chickens, because they have like a MILLION, and chase each other around.

 After a while i was like "OOO we should go back to my house!" and everyone was like "yes this is a great idea" so Gregpaw and Smokeweed went to get their bikes. 

Smokeweed was taking a long time, and everyone except me left. so Gaystorm, Gregpaw, and Brokenfoot just heckin ABANDONED Smokeweed and i!! how dare. 

ok so me and Smokeweed left, and eventually caught up to them, where Brokenfoot had broken her bike. this is when we decided to give warrior names to everyone. we all agreed my brother looks gay, so we gave him that name, and the others were pretty random lol. this is also where we decided we were incompetent at biking, hence the clan's name

i was dubbed the leader because i was the one who warned everyone about cars or yelled "SAFETY IN NUMBERS!! GET BACK HERE GAYSTORM!!!!" when he tried to run off. 

eventually, he did just kinda speed away with Gregpaw, and ABANDONED us again, so thats gArBaGE. now im left with Smokeweed and Brokenfoot, who was going slow af with her broken bike, so it took us about a million years longer to get home than it should have.

when we FINALLY got back, Gaystorm told us that one: my mean man mom was really mad at us for just leaving without telling her, and two: that my frendos that we just spent two hours and four miles of biking to retreive, couldnt stay because it was almost dinner time. 

we kinda just ended up hanging out in my backyard for like fifteen minutes and then they had to go home lol

i actually have two of the designs down for the clan lol

i already drew Stoopidstar, who has a party hat btw-

and im almost done with Gaystorm lol

so yeeeee

i hope people actually see this instead of overlooking my dumb extra-stories book-

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