I HAVE A TRUE STORY THAT WILL LITERALLY MAKE YOU CRY FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

OKAY, SO I WAS JUST CASUALLY TALKING TO MY MOM, RIGHT?

AND CIVIL WAR COMES UP, RIGHT?

Me: "So, yeah, Clint's outfit concept is 100% damn better than the first Avengers and I love it, plus..." *rambling on and on and on*

Mom: "I mean...at least he's not a cartoon. He's a real man."

SJXNSIAKAKNZJSNAOAPAMX

MY MOM FIGURED OUT HOW OBSESSED I WAS WITH FAIRY TAIL AND HIBOKO, AND LIKE

WTF MOM

THAT IS SUCH A ROAST AND BURN ON MY PART

WHY

LIKE

YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST HOUR

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

LOOK AT JER'S FACE

LITERALLY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RN

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

AND DOES BURYING MY FACE INTO A PILLOW SCREAMING COUNT AS AN ISSUE

Clint be like

"Get this mo' fukin' knife outta mai face."

😂🔪

How is it humanly possible for a person to look so unbelievably sexy af

LIKE

HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT BRO

Owen_the_Otaku WTF DUDE

Fuckfuckfuckfrickfrickfrick

*passes out and falls*
*sprawled out on the floor*

Steve: "LANGUAGE!!!"