So I'm really awkward. Keep that in mind.

Today I brought chicken tenders to eat for lunch in a plastic ziplock with a giant goldfish screen printed on the front. We eat in the ceramics room so it's super private and there's a microwave. I didn't want to make a big deal out of my chicken tenders I wanted to reheat so, knowing you shouldn't microwave a plastic bag, I microwaved my tenders in the plastic bag. Yeah. You read that right. I microwaved my tenders in a plastic bag knowing I shouldn't have. After microwaving them I realized I could've just microwaved it on top of a paper towel but it's too late for that.

The plastic bag looked super sketchy for just being in the microwave for a minute. After a bite i realized the breading tasted kind of weird so I just ate the chicken but still... I might have just given myself cancer from eating plastic-laced chicken tenders please kill me.