Sarcasm/Chaz The Smooth Jazz Troll

Fear: Joy!

Disgust: Asparagus, I can stand.

Anger: Fear! What is the matter with you?

Fear: I don't like this vessel.

Joy: Well, that's all we have.

Trollzart: How much longer till we get there?

Branch: We'll get there when we get there.

Fear: I bet Anxiety would know how long down to the minute.

Branch: Well, she just knows everything, doesn't she?

Fear: Look, I don't like her words and I do not like her actions. I just think I can change her.

Joy: You know what? Who likes banana bread? Show of hands.

???: So Michigan. Who's your favorite band?

Anxiety: Everyone's staring at us. There's only one right answer to this question.

Riley: Oh! "Get Up and Glow!"! They're so awesome.

Val: "Get Up and Glow!"! I was all over them in middle school.

Dani: You serious?

[Riley blushes]

Envy: No! We need a band they think is cool. Not that we actually like!

Anxiety: Quick, recall anything we know about music.

[Sadness and Poppy is seen crawling up the vent until...]

Sadness and Poppy: Uh-oh!

[...they were sucked into the tube along with the other core memories.]

Barb: We have to know one cool song, right?

[The orbs land in a pile with Sadness and Poppy landing inside them The trimpledent gum commercial plays.]

Barb: Oh, this gum commercial again!?!?

Anxiety: Embarrassment, get that out of here. Hang on, there's got to be something in here. Something-

Envy: I'm looking, I'm looking!

(Sadness and Poppy crawls out of the pile of memories and hides.)

Envy: This is the best we have. It's mostly jingles and dad's yuck rock.

Dani: But I mean, you don't still like "Get Up and Glow!", do you?

Anxiety: Okay, don't panic, what do we do? If we don't like their music, we got nothing to offer these girls.

Ennui: Pardon. Excuse moi. I've been waiting my whole life for this very moment.

[She leans one elbow on a console button, causing Riley to act sarcastically.]

Riley: (sarcastically) Oh yeah. I looooove Get up and glow.

[This caused the mind to cause an earthquake]

Emotions and Trolls: (screams)

Joy: Abandon broccoli!

Branch: Jump!

[They leap off, but Joy fell off the ledge]

Disgust: Joy!

Anger: Give us your hand. Come on.

[They pulled her up]

Fear: What is that?

Mind Worker: That's a sar-chasm! It can open for miles! Run for your lives!

Disgust: Sar-chasm? Really?

Trollzart: Was Ennui the one did it?

Riley: (sarcastically) "Get Up and Glow!" is my favorite band.

Joy: But she loves "Get Up and Glow!". They choreographed their own dances.

Fear: Okay, Joy, if we can't follow the stream, we don't know where we're going. And if we don't know where we're going, we can't follow the steam! It is an endless loop of tragedy and consequence!

Branch: Or we can just ask those guys.

Fear: Oh yeah, or that.

Joy: Boy, are we so lucky we ran into you guys!

Joy's voice: (sarcastically) Boy, are we so lucky we ran into you guys!

Fritz: Huh?

Fear: Please, we really need your help!

Fear's voice: (sarcastically) We really need your help!

Mind Worker: What's their problem?

Disgust: Guys, you just gotta turn on the charm. Hey!

Disgust's voice: (sarcastically) I bet you're the best crane crew in the world!

Trollex: (to Mind Workers) Please, you gotta help us!

Trollex's voice: (sarcastically) You gotta help us!

Branch: (hears sarcasm voices) Uh, guys...?

Fritz: Wow, those guys are jerks.

Anger: Wow, those guys are jerks.

Delta Dawn: Uh... guys...?

Chaz: (comes out of the water and plays his saxophone)

Troll Leaders, Copper and Prince D: Cover your ears!

Disgust: Look at that guy's chest hair.

Emotions and Branch: (distorted sigh)

BRANCH: Joy, (distorted). I can't feel my face.

Joy: It's... it's like. I'm being paralyzed by its (echoes) smoothness.

Disgust: Hello?

Fear: Hello. It's me. (laughs)

Anger: Look! Narwhals.

Disgust: Totally gnar-gnar.

(narwhals whistling)

BRANCH: Joy, how'd you like the sushi?

Trollex: Guys!

CHAZ: Got you, babies. Soon, Barb is gonna have Queen of Pop's string, and the world will be rid of cheesy, pointless pop music, once and for all.

Hickory: Hold it right there, Chaz.

Chaz: And who are you supposed to be, cowboy pants?

Hickory: My name's Hickory, and I don't much care for smooth jazz.

Chaz: Oh, yeah? Well, you've just never had the Chaz experience. (Plays his saxophone but gets kicked in the water by Hickory)

Hickory: Gumdrops. Soundproof and delicious.

Chaz: Smooth jazz will be heard again! Smooth jazz will never die!

Anger: Who was that guy?

Hickory: One of the many bounty hunters out there looking for Poppy.

Fear: That was awful. So smooth and easy and awful.

Hickory: I know, little buddy. It's enough to put you off jazz altogether.

Riley: (sarcastically) Oh yeah. "Get up and Glow!" is so awesome.

Bree: Riley, what are you talking about? You love "Get Up and Glow!".

Riley: Oh! Uh, hey guys.

Barb: Oh, those two again?!

Envy: Why are our best friends always trying to hang out with us?

Grace: Come on, Riley, we just went to their concert.

Riley: Well, yeah. I mean sure. But like..

Bree: But what?

Grace: We had a great time!

Anxiety: Grace, you are not helping.

Riley: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah. We had a great time.

Joy: Why can't they just leave her alone?

Anger: What are we gonna do now Joy?

Joy: We go the long way, which is the best day. Stretch those hammies, Anger. Let's go.

Riley: (sarcastically) Best night of my life.

Barb: (evil smile) Sorry girls. But I suggest you should get your own best friend.

Grace: Well, this has been really fun.

Bree: Extremely. But we're gonna go now.

Riley: Okay. Bye. Oh, this is the best band ever.

* ???: Alright.

* ???: Michigan knows what's up.

Anxiety: See? As long as we like what they like, we have all the friends we need.

Val: Well, I think I'm calling it a night.

Riley: Oh, really?

Val: Yeah. It's late. Plus, I think you'll wanna get some sleep before tomorrow's scrimmage.

Riley: What scrimmage?

Val: It's just something coach always does on the last day.

Dani: It's how Val made the team as a freshmen.

Val: Don't tell her that.

Dani: Val scored two goals. No freshman has ever done that.

Val: Dani, stop.

???: Technically, it's not your trial for the next year, but it basically is.

Val: You'll do great. Just be yourself.

Anxiety: Did you hear that? We could become a Fire Hawk like tomorrow!

Envy: Uh, how do we be yourself if our new self isn't ready yet?

Anxiety: Excellent point. Let's get these memories downstairs.

Sadness and Poppy: Oh...

(Anxiety comes out of the elevator and notices the broccoli Joy and the others rode on.)

Anxiety: Is that broccoli?

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