[Fade to black. After the credits, Joy opens the vault door.]

JOY: Okay, Deep Dark Secret, it's time.

[Deep Dark Secret looks nervous.]

JOY: It's okay. Come on.

[He shakes his head before stepping out.]

JOY: Okay, let it go, buddy. What's the secret?

DEEP DARK SECRET: (sighs) We burned hole in rug.

JOY: Really? That's it? Whoo! I thought you were gonna say the time we peed in the pool.

DEEP DARK SECRET: (scared) No!

[He quickly retreats into the vault.]

JOY: Oh, no! Wait, wait!

[He then shuts the door.]

JOY: And he's gone.

[Cut to black. Movie ends.]