"why did the chicken cross the road?"

"i don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?"

"because, on the other side of the road, across the vast expanse of greying concrete, was you, you brilliant burst of humanity, your smile that stretches to eternity, your eyes that speak words we cannot hear, cannot touch. you existed and suddenly there was light upon this barren waste of a planet, this useless mound of dirt. you gave it a reason to exist again, filled it with hope and love and beauty simply by being here. you did this, you incredible being."

"oh..."

"so, really, the question is, who wouldn't cross the road, if it was you that awaited them on the other side?"