The Misadventure of the Candidates: Part 2

When you are watching the video, BE SURE TO WATCH JEB'S EYEBROWS.

Everyone in the aerobics place wore yoga pants and t-shirts. The candidates walked in with suits, but they didn't care. They just took off their jackets and loosened their ties.
A few of them were in the yoga room. The Donald was attempting to do the downward dog, but it wasn't really working. Ted Cruz had gotten an energy bar from the vending machine and was running around the room screaming "I like pears! And sausages!". Jeb Bush sat quietly in the corner, writing in his secret diary. When suddenly, Ted Cruz ran right into Donald the Downward Dog and Cruz tumbled over, crashing into the yoga instructor, who fell down. The normal people who were just trying to do their yoga followed the instructor and fell down too.
In the room with exercise equipment, it is unknown exactly what happened. What we do know is that Carly Fiorina ended up with a bloody nose, Marco Rubio had a black eye, John Kasich came out untouched, and Ben Carson fell asleep.
Rand Paul, Scott Walker, Chris Christie, and Mike Huckabee were in the aerobics room. The only one who was actually doing aerobics though was Huckabee, though. Christie and Paul were arguing over the state of the mirror economy. Scott Walker was sitting in the corner, eating cheese curds in a cow hat, laughing hysterically at something that probably wasn't even remotely funny.
In the dance hall, the Democrats were doing their thing. Bernie and Hillary were doing the waltz while the BeeGees played in the background. As for the other three, they were being taught ballet with no progress.
About an hour into all this, a loudspeaker announced that they were doing Zumba in the gym. They didn't know what it was, but they thought it sounded cool do they did it for the votes.
As they walked into the gym, Rockin' Robin started playing. Scott Walker immediately started doing the polka.
Everyone stared, so they did the polka too.
Donald started doing the Macarena. Not wanting to get in trouble, the others did it too. Bernie did the chicken dance, do every one did the chicken dance.
All in all, they ended up also doing the Charleston, whip nae-nae, foxtrot, and the dabke. After that strange experience, they waltzed onto the bus and told the driver that they wanted to go to the bingo hall. But did they end up at the bingo hall? No. They ended up at a thrift store. But just like last time, they went in anyways.
Inside the thrift store, there were kids of thugs. Martin O' Malley took out his phone and started playing "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore. Other than that, they just stood in the doorway. After awkwardly standing there for about ten minutes, they ditched the ancient bus driver and started wandering around, still hopelessly looking for the bingo hall.
While walking to wherever they were going, they played truth or dare. They found out that Scott Walker likes the Vikings more than the Packers and that Marco Rubio has a crush on Megyn Kelly. Ted Cruz was dared to ask Carly Fiorina if she'd go out with him. It was a big surprise that she said yes.

Lol I don't know if I'll ever finish this.

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