It started out as a friendly card game. Until they got into a big argument. You couldn't blame them though, I mean, what else do politicians do except argue? However, that is not what caused the subject of the story.
Senator Bernie Sanders decided to take off his glasses in the middle of this heated argument because in his anger, they got fogged up. He was walking to his bathroom to get his cloth to clean them(as the card game was at Bernie's house), when he walked into the doorway and hit his head quite hard. He stumbled about, and then fell down.
Hillary was the first to rush to his aid. Ted Cruz and John Kasich just stared. The Donald only stood there.
"Guys! He's unconscious! And just look at this gash on his head!" she shouted. It was there, and it was quite deep. Blood leaked out of it. They got into Donald's car and sped over to Rand Paul's house.
Rand looked at it, and then said, "Well, I can't help you. I went to eye school, not head school."
"What?" Donald said. "Nobody tells me no!" Then he got onto his phone and called Ben Carson, ordering him to get there as quick as he could.
When Ben finally got there, he and Rand fixed Bernie's head. Hillary, Donald, Ted, and John sat and waited.
The first thing they did was wash their hands. Everyone knows that that's a doctor's favorite thing. Then, they had to clean the wound. Basically, they stuck his head in the sink and ran water over it for awhile. There was a bit of hair in it(not much, though, because Bernie doesn't have a lot of hair), so they had to shave a bit off. Then they stuck his head in the sink and ran done more water over it. It was time for the stitches.
They laid Bernie down on the kitchen table. Ben washed his hands thoroughly and prepared his supplies while Rand washed his. Turn Ben washed his hands again. Finally, they started the actual work.
They brought two chairs over to Bernie's head and got to work. Rand pulled the skin together while Ben did the stitching. Ted and John watched closely. Hillary was in the corner drooling at a can of beans. The Donald didn't really care.
After the work was done, Rand taped some white gauze over it. Then they went home.
So, the next time you're watching the news and Bernie Sanders comes on, look closely. Maybe, under the makeup artist's work, you'll be able to see a little bit of Ben Carson's stitching.