Professor: There a 3 pokemon for you to choose from. Which one would you like?
New trainer: What if I don't want a pokemon, all I want is to get a pikachu

{Name}, can I raichu?

I̶k̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶b̶a̶d̶.. I̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶i̶t̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶p̶l̶e̶a̶s̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶n̶o̶c̶e̶n̶t̶