AN: I got MHX in FGO (Just need to get Morgan and Lancer Artoria to get my favorite servant in each class)!

Kitty: Hello welcome back to TorD my name is KittyNinjaUltimate1 but you can call me Kitty

Xavier: AND YOU SAID I MAKE TOO MANY BREAKING BAD REFERENCES!

SuperFastPikachu: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY ALMOST INJURED

Shockwave: *Hacks TV*

Shockwave: Greetings Citizens GARY OAK HAS BLOWN UP PRISM TOWER the bounty for catching him is not having to mine Dark Energon for the next year

Kitty: SUPERFASTPIKACHU DID YOU DARE THIS!

SuperFastPikachu: Yes I dared Ash to blow up Prism Tower and to blame Gary Oak for it!

Kitty: GARY GET OUT OF THE BUILDING I DON'T NEED SHOCKWAVE KNOWING WE'RE HARBORING A TE***RIST!

Gary: *Gets kicked out of the studio*

Gary: *Sneaks back in when he and Serena go into a room*

AN: I DID NOT PLAN THIS NEXT PART BY MYSELF!

Ash: I gotta go get something from my room

Ash: *Walks over to his room hearing moaning from behind the door he bursts in seeing Gary and Serena f**king*

Ash: SERENA WHY DID YOU DO THIS!

Serena: *Walks over to Ash*

Serena: BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT WITH SABER, LANCER ARTORIA, MORGAN AND ATALANTA ALTER

Kitty Interrupts: YEA I'M MAD ABOUT THAT LAST ONE!

Ash: BUT THOSE WERE DARES DAMN IT!

Serena: LAST TIME I CHECKED YOU BROUGHT MORGAN HERE YOURSELF!

Ash: BUT YOU CHEATED ON ME THREE TIMES WITH GARY FOR DARES!

Serena: UNLIKE YOU GARY IS LOYAL I LOVE GARY!

Ash: *Pulls out a gun and shoots Gary and Serena three times*

Kitty: Dave revive Serena and Gary we need her for a dare later!

Ash: *Goes full stereotypical Ash betrayal book mode*

Ash: *Goes to a gym and sings IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR PUT IN THE WORK PUT IN THE HOURS AND TAKE WHAT'S OURS BLACK AND SAMOAN IN MY VEINS I CHANGE MOTHERF**KING GAME ROCK!*

SuperFastPikachu: I dared the song part!

Kitty: OF COURSE YOU DID!

Kitty: NEXT DARE!

Kitty: Where's Ash!

Kitty: *Hears moaning*

Ash While Moaning: YES KEEP DOING THAT!

Kitty: I can't believe this is all a coincidence!

Kitty: *Bursts in to see Ash and his harem doing "it"*

Kitty: WHY SUPERFASTPIKACHU DID YOU ADD ATALANTA ALTER TO THAT HAREM

SuperFastPikachu: SHE'S HOT SO HOW IS SHE NOT PERFECT FOR ASH KETCHUM!

Narrator: A month went by Ash was now seen as a loser as Gary Oak has beaten him for world champion with Serena becoming Kallos Queen and top coordinator, with Shockwave's dark energon operations still continuing Serena's performances were one of the only forms of entertainment for the hard working basically enslaved miners working arround the clock to produce dark energon for Shockwave's experiments

Kitty: WHO THE F**K ARE YOU!

Narrator: The narrator of this story

Kitty: THERE IS NO NARRATOR HERE!

Kitty: *Shoots The Narrator*

News Reporter: Tomorrow is Serena's next performance which world champion Gary Oak will be in! Lord Shockwave has generously allowed us to take a break to watch this performance but remember to get your daily Dark Energon quota mined for today!

Kitty: Well the timeskip was for our next dare!

SuperFastPikachu: Ash you and your harem sabotage Serena's next performance!

Kitty: Yes take these bombs, nukes and other weapons of mass destruction!

Ash: Yes I'll make those traitors pay, plus Gary is only rich thanks to my m*th recipe!

Kitty: Technically you stole it from Walter White but does it really matter...

Ash: WHO'S WALTER WHITE!

Kitty: He's from the greatest show of all time other then mine of course!

Ash: Your show sucks!

Kitty: THATS VERY RUDE!

Kitty: *Force chokes Ash*

Kitty: NEVER INSULT MY SHOW!

Kitty: *Throws Ash across the room with the force*

SuperFastPikachu: I mean it's all right like?

Kitty: Well next dare

Kru: I dare for Luna to be revived

Kitty: Next dare

Ash: Nevermind that the performance is about to happen

Ash: *Grabs dual AK-47s a belt filled with grenades, a gas mask and mustard gas*

Kitty: *Teleports them to Lumiose City*

The Gang: *Walks into the stadium where the performance is going to happen*

Serena: Before we begin this let's take a moment to honor Lord Shockwave

A Picture Of Shockwave Shows Up On The Jumbotron And Everyone Bows To It

Serena: NOW LETS BEGIN!

Gary And Serena: *Start performing*

Ash: Ok gas masks on now

Ash: *Puts enough mustard gas in the vents that it kills everyone in the stadium other then Gary and Serena in the centre*

Ash: SERENA!

Serena: NO NO NO NO

Gary On Walkie-Talkie: Shockwave we have a problem

Morgan: *Nukes Serena and Gary with a buster crit*

Kitty: OK NEXT DARE!

Shockwave: *Spacebridges in with his cannon loaded*

Kitty: Nevermind we're f**ked run

Xavier: NO WE AREN'T MORGAN IS 1-B

Shockwave: *Fires at Morgan and Lancer Artoria disintegrating them*

Kitty: YOUR TALKING LIKE THAT NAMELESS EKMEK GUY WHO OVERWANKS FATE TO HIGH HEAVEN!

Xavier: TRUE RUN!!!

Shockwave: I HAVE HARNESSED THE POWER OF ARCEUS NONE SHALL STAND IN MY WAY

Kitty: *Teleports the cast back to the studio*

Kitty: That was a close one we're now all wanted!

SuperFastPikachu: EVERYONE REVIEW THE NEW CHAPTER OF MY BOOK!

Kitty: THAT HASN'T EVEN HAPPENED YET ACCORDING TO THE SCRIPT YOU LEAVE THIS CHAPTER!

Ash: What script?

Kitty: Dave go fix the fabric of reality!

AN: I'll do the rest of the dares next chapter as I'm way to busy to write another thousand words

SuperFastPikachu: Goodbye friends time for me to watch the chaos unfold!