Kitty: Welcome to season three of Truth Or Dare

Studio: *Burning*

Kitty: As you can see the studio has been destroyed due to the "Weedle incident"

SuperFastPikachu: This would have never happened if you didn't take it literally

Kitty: Well we're now waiting to construct a new studio but the show must go on but the good news is Clemont has to touch grass

Clemont: *Scared for his life*

Kitty: But first we have to introduce our new cohosts!

Kitty: Welcome Camilla the Leafeon and Luna the Umbreon

Contestants: *Slow clapping*

Camilla: Hey that's no-

Kitty: You'll get used to it eventually now our next cohost is!

YELTSA KCIR: ME!

Kitty: WHO THE F**K ARE YOU!

YELTSA KCIR: NEVER GONNA G-

Kitty: Dave, please

Dave: *Throws YELSA KCIR off a cliff*

Kitty: COME ON WE JUST GOT RICKROLLED!

Kitty: Welp I think that's it when it comes to new cohosts

Cadmus: What about me

Kitty: What about you

Cadmus: I want to introduce myself as I've barely been in the book I've maybe been mentioned ten times by name in the entire series

Kitty: Ok fine introduce yourself, Cadmus

Cadmus: Hello I'm Cadmus now most of you may have forgotten about me as thanks to the Author I'm barely mentioned in this book, I'm a trial captain AND I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU TOUCH LILLIE!

Kitty: I thought we had enough yanderes for the show DAMN IT!

Kitty: I'm confused are you replacing J?

AN: ILoveMemes is Cadmus supposed to replace J or not?

Kitty: Ok and our cohosts that have decided to stick around J, Santrooper, River and Kurama!

AN: Cohost slots will be open until chapter 10!

Kitty: Ok well onto the dares

SuperFastPikachu: I HAVE A TON!

SuperFastPikachu: Ash and Camel have a swear-off battle

Ash: F**K YOU YOUR MOTHER IS SO F**KING FAT WHEN SHE WALKS BY THE TV I MISS THE WHOLE SHOW!

Camel: YOU UNORIGINAL F**K YOU GOT THAT OFF THE F**KING INTERNET!

Kitty: OK STOP BEFORE MY SHOW GETS RATED MA-17 FOR DROPPING TO MANY F**KS!

Kitty: Ok next dare

SuperFastPikachu: Now Bonnie and Max have the hottest mak-

Kitty: Fine 

SuperFastPikachu: You didn't even let me finish with fanart and without May or Clemont knowing

AN: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH STORAGE FOR THIS DARE (I back up all the chapters and images in case of emergency and well I'm running out of storage on said portable HDD)

Kitty: I'm so confused right now ok but sure

Kitty: Ok Max and Bonnie I'm going to teleport you to an amusement park

Max: WHY

Kitty: *Teleports them*

Kitty: Now they can do whatever they want

Ash: NO FAIR!

Kitty: I've let you and Serena go on a date before

Ash: YEA IN A UNIVERSE WITH GIANT POKEMON I THINK WE EVEN DIED AT THE END!

SuperFastPikachu: Camel I dare for you to vape this is for my new PSA

SuperFastPikachu: *Gives Camel a vape*

Camel: *Vapes*

Ash: BREATH AIR!

Camel: I AM BREATHING AIR DAMN IT!

Ash: I MEANT BREATH AIR NOT FLAVOURED AIR!

Camel: OK I'LL STOP!

Camel: *Throws the vape then stomps on it*

SuperFastPikachu: I now dare Ash to call Iris the n-wo-

Kitty: NO NO NO NO NO I DON'T NEED TO BE CANCELLED!

SuperFastPikachu: FINE THEN I DARE ASH TO DISS OAK TREE!

Ash: Yoo Oak tree you mess with my flow I don't want to see you ever again because you suck your girlfriend hates you and

Kitty: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE YOU SUCK AT THIS ASH!

SuperFastPikachu: GARY FIGHT CAMEL TO THE DEATH!

Gary: *Punches Camel in the nose which causes him to bleed who in retaliation kicks him in the nuts*

Gary: I THINK WON'T BE ABLE TO HAVE KIDS!

Camel: *Grabs Gary's neck and then snaps it*

Gary: *Falls over and dies*

Kitty: That was unexpected well next dare

SuperFastPikachu: I dare Ash and his mom to have a truly unforgettable experience and make out as long as you show the part where they frig

SuperFastPikachu: Remember Kitty a dare is a dare

Kitty: *Teleports Ash and his mom to a closet*

Kitty: Now SuperFast you can go watch what they are doing

SuperFastPikachu: THEY AREN'T DOING ANYTHING!

Kitty: Next dare

SuperFastPikachu: I dare for another Dhar Mann episode this time Serena will cheat on Ash (The World Champion) for Gary because Ash is poor and Gary is ri-

Kitty: WAIT WAIT WAIT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME WE DID THAT AND HOW IS THE WORLD CHAMPION POOR!

SuperFastPikachu: And then Serena gets sad AND NO KILLING DHAR MANN!

Kitty: Fine

Kitty: Ok so everybody's attention I'll be teleporting us all to a school for us to film a new Dhar Mann episode

Kitty: *Teleports everyone to a school*

Kitty: Dave go grab our filming equipment for this one!

Dave: *Grabs camera*

Kitty: Future Kallos Queen Cheats On Pokemon World Campion Instantly Regrets It

Serena: I'M SUPPOSED TO CHEAT ON ASH AGAIN!

Kitty: We'll take care of it

Ash: SERENA! Your about to become Kallos Queen how does it feel!

Serena: Ashy its amazing also for my birthday can I have this

Serena: *Shows picture of something really expensive*

Ash: Serena you know that I've been having a hard time making money

Serena: HOW YOUR THE WORLD CHAMPION!

Ash: Ok I'll think about

Kitty: *Sprays Serena and Gary with Dr Hopeless Romantic's Spray*

LATER THAT DAY

Ash: *Walks into his house hearing moaning and then walks into Gary and Serena doing "it"*

Ash: Serena I thought we loved each other

Serena: I do but your poor and Gary is rich

Ash: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Kitty: Dave seal up the universal walls we don't need Lord Author getting pissed off

Ash: *Starts crying*

Unknown Voice: Husband...

Kitty: OH COME ONE HOW DID YOU SURVIVE GETTING BURIED ALIVE DAVE CENSOR THE NAME OR LORD AUTHOR IS GOING TO MURER US

Ash: Oh it's ******

******: *Kisses Ash*

******: Husband forget her...

Ash: Ok ******

ONE WEEK LATER LOCATION: KALOS QUEEN FINALE

Serena: Ashy I wish you were here I'm so sorry

Grace: *Sees Ash with *******

Grace: ASH WE NEED TO TALK NOW

Ash: Ok what do you want

Grace: ASH I NEED YOU TO DUMP ****** AND GET BACK TOGETHER WITH SERENA

AN: Yes this is part of the dare

Ash: Why would I she cheated because of money

Grace: She regrets it every single day

Serena: *Wins*

Serena: I'd like to dedicate this to Ash please I love you I want to get back together with y-

Ash: NO

Ash: You cheated and you keep cheating like I think three episodes ago you cheated on me with Gary

Kitty: DON'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL DAMN IT!

Ash: LIKE ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MONEY I'LL NEVER GET BACK TOGETHER WITH YOU

Kitty: Does Ash not understand that this whole thing is pretend

Ash: I'm done with you and F**K YOU!

Audiance: *Booing Serena*

The Judges: Well if we do allow you to become Kallos Queen it will impact the reputation of our organization so your are barred from becoming Kallos Queen

Serena: *Emotionally destroyed*

Kitty: Well that's a wrap cya next time with more dares and truths this is Kitty signing off!