Dave: *Knocks on bunker door*

Kitty: *Opens it*

Dave: I was out scavenging Camel's compound and well you weren't lying we'll be able transport Camel's entire army here and use it to feed us all 

Kitty: Got it I'll send Xavier, Alain and Clemont with his mech to go gather the food

Dave: Sir what are we going to do about all of this

Kitty: What do you mean

Dave: I mean in the beginning we were committing fraud and murder now this show has started a war don't you think we might be going to far we were the ones that gave them the ability to cause worldwide panic

Kitty: You know I liked you better when you just said yes sir

Dave: Yes sir

Kitty: Now onto the dares

Morgan: WE'RE STILL DOING THIS S**T WHILE HUSBAND IS DESTROYING THE WORLD!

Kitty: Just watch these tapes on England winning the world cup

Dave: Are you sure that will calm her down

Kitty: She's medieval British of course soccer will calm her down

Dave: Fair point

Kitty: *Walks into the living room seeing everyone begging May for ramen*

Xavier: Can somebody explain to me why they're begging her for ramen?

Kitty: Long story short Kash the guy you killed

Xavier: HE WAS A FAILURE!

Kitty: Got with May by giving her a plate of ramen that refills no matter what!

Xavier: Ok so basically we have an unlimited food source

Kitty: Pretty much!

Xavier: WE CAN SELL IT TO SURVIVORS FOR TONS OF MONEY!

Dave: No we should use it to recruit survivors so we can retake Lumiose!

May: NO ITS MY PLATE OF RAMEN!

Kitty: FROM THE BOYFRIEND YOU BRUTALLY DUMPED!

Xavier: I thought you didn't care about him!

Kitty: I care about my trainer a lot actually and Zekrom was in charge when that happened!

May: WELL IT WAS A DARE!

Kitty: Everyone shut up we got dares to do!

Kitty: So SuperFastPikachu emailed some dares so lets go through them

Morgan: *Plays NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP*

Kitty: I THOUGHT THE SOCCER WOULD GET YOU TO SHUT UP!

Morgan: ITS FOOTBALL!

Xavier: I just looked at the email and SuperFastPikachu dared it

Kitty: Of course he did

Kitty: Well SuperFastPikachu told me to turn on the tv

Kitty: *Turns on the TV*

Location Lumiose City

Ash: Seal off the city

1000 Wither Storms: *Start firing at buildings and at roads to prevent anyone from escaping*

Team Rocket: *Shooting anyone trying to escape*

Ash: The world shall recognize it's new master

YELTSA KCIR: YES EMBRACE THE DARK SIDE!

YELTSA KCIR: The rick roll bot is done

Ash: Begin!

Location: Bunker

Kitty: I KEEP HEARING NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP FROM EVERYTHING DAVE CUT THE INTERNET NOW!

Dave: *Stomps on router*

Kitty: So SuperFastPikachu dared for Ash to get an army too and why is YELTSA helping him

Dave: Perhaps Mr. Kitty this is a man you don't fully understand either

Dave: You see some men aren't looking for anything logical like money they can't be bought, bullied, reasoned with, some men just want to watch the world burn...

Kitty: I see well let's go through the rest of the dares so we have a truth from SuperFastPikachu

Kitty: Camel why are you so fat, ugly, and stupid!

Camel: I'm not fat and I literally and orchestrated a full-blown war!

Kitty: Yea with help from Sogaleo Knight

Xavier: WHERE THE F**K IS PAUL, TRIP, AND CADMUS!

Kitty: Looks like SuperFastPikachu dared for them to join Ash he also dared you too...

Xavier: WHY WOULD I JOIN THAT MORON!

Kitty: Because of this next truth Serena how would you rate Ash!

Xavier: Why would I care about that?

Serena: Gigachad

Xavier: So how would that make me join Ash?

Kitty: You see the second part is Morgan how would you rate Ash?

Morgan: Husband is the greatest person on the pla-

Xavier: F**K YOU ASH KETCHUM THAT WON'T MAKE ME JOIN HIM I ALREADY HAVE A PLAN TO RETAKE LUMIOSE AND KILL THAT SON OF A B***H!

Xavier: Teleport me and Camel to the distortion world now!

Kitty: *Teleports Camel and Xavier to the distortion world*

Location: Distortion World

Xavier: Giratina I've come to bargain

Giratina: You've come to die

Xavier: I have an offer Arceus's chosen one and your freedom in exchange for your assistance with the invasion of Lumiose

Giratina: I need colateral

Xavier: Camel and his army will be your collateral if we fail you then take them just like Goh

Giratina: Arceus will interfere

Xavier: I have a plan for that too

Xavier: Camel I need you to access the hall of origin with Yveltal who's cocoon will be rigged with explosives to wake him up and turn everyone in the hall to stone

Xavier: You will be the only legendary in existence

Giratina: Deal

Xavier: *Goes back to the bunker with Camel*

Location: Bunker

Xavier: Camel go gather up your army today we TAKE BACK LUMIOSE CITY!

Kitty: *Teleports everyone except Camel to the Lumiose border*

Location: Lumiose City

Kitty: Ok everyone ready

Xavier: *Cocks shotgun*

Dave: *Loads AK-47*

Yvette: *Loads sniper*

Clemont: *Prepares a giant laser gun*

Clemont While Pointing At Wither Storms: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET THROUGH THOSE THINGS!

Xavier: Glad you asked

Xavier: *Dials a number*

Xavier: Hello we have these things that look a lot like demons invading Lumiose City

A Portal: *Opens*

Doomslayer: *Steps out while cocking his shotgun*

Xavier: CHARGE!

Doomslayer: *Fires BFG killing 50 Wither Storms*

Never Gonna Give You Up: *Playing*

Xavier: I'm sick of this song

Xavier: Clemont hack all the satellites and shut this stuff down

Clemont: It's actually on those giant mechs with speakers

Kitty: *Turns into his human form and grabs a Remington*

Kitty: We will kill them all

SuperFastPikachu: Hey guys

Kitty: SUPERFASTPIKACHU THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

SuperFastPikachu: It is, so I'm going to help out with taking Ash down

Morgan: Wait we plan on killing husba-

Xavier: Yes now CHARGE

Morgan: *Immediately starts firing at the gang*

Xavier: Kitty, Dave, and SupeFastPikachu come on leave the rest of them to deal with Morgan!

The Squad: *Breaks into Lumiose tower to see Ash rise from his throne*

Xavier: Ash one last chance

Ash: After your betrayal Arceus has shown me a clear path to victory!

Xavier: Well your funeral

Ash: ARCEUS SHALL PROTECT ME!

Xavier: Not fow long in a few minutes Arceus is going to abandon you just like Serena did!

Ash: *Charges and tackles Xavier to the ground*

Location: Hall Of Origin

Arceus: WHO DARES DISTURB ME

Camel: It is I Camel and I've brought Yveltal!

Arceus: Good he was a danger to the planet

Camel: So is your chosen one

Camel: *Presses the detonation button then runs out of the hall*

Yveltal: *Wakes up and turns everyone to stone*

Location: Lumiose Tower

Xavier: HOW MANY CRIMES HAVE YOU COMMITTED!

Ash: Murder, more murder, theft, battery, genocide, property destruction, kidnapping, cannibalism, torture, conspiracy, even more genocide, building weapons of mass destruction, competing in a death game, a lot of murder, terrorism but that's all thanks to you

Xavier: WELL A LOT OF IT IS THANKS TO YOU BEING A WHINING TODDLER!

Xavier: Giratina now!

Giratina: *Takes Ash to the distortion world*

Xavier: It's finally over let's head back to the studio

Kitty: *Teleports everyone except him and SuperFastPikachu to the studio*

Dhar Mann: So you see this whole thing was because someone said she didn't like the world champion and remember we aren't just telling stories we're changing lives

SuperFastPikachu: Yea we still have to take down the rickroll mech!

Kitty: *Grabs an assault rifle and a wingsuit*

Kitty: Go grab a wingsuit

SuperFastPikachu And Kitty: *Wingsuit to the back of the giant one km tall mech*

Kitty: I think it noticed us

RickRollMech: INTRUDERS DETECTED PREPARING BACK SPEAKERS DECIBELS ONE TRILLION

Kitty: He's trying to knock us off

RickRollMech: *Fires soundwave of never gonna give you up that knocks over Kitty and SuperFastPikachu and destroys their eardrums*

Kitty: *Heals eardrums*

Kitty: I think I broke my back

SuperFastPikachu: *Shoves Kitty's back, into place*

Kitty: *Stars climbing the mech and uses a tomahawk to break into it*

RickRollMech: INTRUDER DETECTED INSIDE MECH BEGIN DISPERSING!

Speakers: *Start blasting Never Gonna Give You Up and starts bouncing Kitty around the body of the mech*

Kitty: HELP ME!!!

Kitty's Neck: *Gets snapped*

Kitty: *Coughing up blood*

SuperFastPikachu: NOOO KITTY!

SuperFastPikachu: *Throws a frag grenade into the mech which stops the speakers*

SuperFastPikachu: Are you ok Kitty

Kitty: I won't be able to continue I have to teleport myself back too the studio or I might die from my injuries so take this thing down for me!

SuperFastPikachu: Got it

SuperFastPikachu: *Breaks down the door to the control room and sees YELTSA KCIR!

YELTSA KCIR: YOU!

SuperFastPikachu: *Shoots him which triggers the self destruct that blasts him back to the studio*

SuperFastPikachu: I'M BLASTING OFF FOR THE FIRST TIME!

SuperFastPikachu: *Lands in front of the studio breaking all of his bones*

Dave: I'll get you to the med bay!

Zekrom: *Lands*

Zekrom: SO I HEARD YOU GUYS TURNED EVERYONE IN THE HALL OF ORIGIN TO STONE!

Camel And His Army: *Scared for their lives*

Zekrom: NICE JOB THE DEGENERATE RESHIRAM IS GONE!

Zekrom: So Lord Author told me to take over again while Kitty is recovering!

Zekrom: Serena go beat Fingerdash

Serena: NOOOOOOO

Xavier: Hey so you are also loyal to Lord Author so give me some Dr Hopeless Romantic's Spray so tha-

Zekrom: You degenerate

Xavier: WELL THERE'S A TON OF PROPAGANDA FOR ASH'S EMPIRE!

Zekrom: I don't care unless they come over here!

SuperFastPikachu: In case I die Sandtrooper please check my book out

AN: He dared me to do that

SuperFastPikachu: Also can I be promoted to Extreme Demon cohost as I'm the reason for all this chaos and mayhem!

Zekrom: Lord Author will take a while to think about it!

Zekrom: Well let's cya all later with more truths and dares!