AN: I HATE POKEMON HIGH SCHOOL BOOKS IT'S THE MOST OVERUSED TROPE IN THE POKEMON FANFIC COMMUNITY! (Other than SuperFastPikachu's his is funny)

Kitty: Welcome back to a bunch of wanted criminals play Truth Or Dare!

Ash: Play is the wrong word!

Kitty: *Pulls out a pistol and points it at Ash*

Kitty: Yea it is more like eternally tortured!

Ash: WHEN DID I DIE AND END UP HERE?

Kitty: While you did die multiple times before tord you always got revived why do you ask!

Ash: THEN HOW AM I IN H*LL!

Kitty: This isn't hell!

Ash: FIRST MY GIRLFRIEND KEEPS CHEATING ON ME WITH MY RIVAL, AN ARCEUSDAMN CAMEL KEEPS TRYING TO STEAL HER, BEING TORTURED BY YOU F**KERS THE ONLY GOOD THINGS ARE THE HAREM AND BEING ABLE TO COOK WITH JESSE I MEAN GARY!

Jesse, I Mean Gary: YEA MR WHITE I MEAN KETCHUM YEA SCIENCE!

Kitty: Didn't you just kill Gary last chapter Ash?

Ash: Nothing gets in the way of cooking

Ash: Jesse we need to cook

Gary And Ash: *Start cooking*

Kitty: Well on to the dares!

Kitty: Ok I just got an email gimme a sec

SuperFastPikachu: I dare all of you to come to my school in Kalos

Kitty: COME ON NOT A KALOS HIGH BOOK!

Kitty: *Teleports the cast to Kalos High*

Location: Kalos High

Ash: JESSE THIS IS PERFECT A TON OF STUPID TEENAGERS TO SELL OUR M*TH TO!

Gary: YEA MISTER WHITE I MEAN KETCHUM YEA SCIENCE!

Clemont: Well our first class is weapons training.

Ash And The Contestants: *Walk to the weapons room*

Dave: Welcome students, while normally I wouldn't do this a dare is a dare and we all had to teach a subject so

Dave: *Opens the closet behind him*

Dave: This is one of the only things I'm good at other than top-secret stuff and cooking stuff for you ungrateful bastards!

Ash: OH COME ON WE ALL KNOW HOW TO USE A GUN AT THIS POINT AND YOUR FOOD IS TRASH!

Dave: OK FINE LET'S LEARN HOW TO KILL ASH!

Dave: *Picks up an AK-47 and shoots Ash to death*

Dave: Any questions

Cast Scared For Their Life: No sir...

Dave: YEA EXACTLY NOW GO TO YOUR NEXT F**KING CLASS BEFORE I BLOW ALL YOUR BRAINS OUT!

Dave: *Picks up a shotgun and cocks it*

Cast: *Goes to meme class*

SuperFastPikachu: WELCOME TO MEME CLASS!

SuperFastPikachu: *Presses a button that blasts Never Gonna Give You Up on the P.A*

Kitty On The P.A: I SWEAR TO ARCEUS SUPERFASTPIKACHU IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME YOUR FIRED!

SuperFastPikachu: Fine also this is cooperation with Lord Author class!

Gary: Aren't you like terrible at that I mean you daring Morgan and Lancer Artoria to join Ash's harem really made him mad!

SuperFastPikachu: YOUR EXPELLED!

Gary: *Leaves*

SuperFastPikachu: *Tries to pull up a Kracc Bacc video*

SuperFastPikachu: WAIT WHY ISN'T IT WORKING!

Nikocado Avocado: *Walks in*

Nikocado Avocado: BECAUSE I GOT HIM TERMINATED!

SuperFastPikachu: *Starts ripping Nikocado apart*

Clemont: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE WHILE WE STILL CAN!

Location: School Office

Kitty: I have a report that Camel said llorkcir backwards!

Kitty: *Presses a button to blow him up*

Kitty: Next dare!

Dark Camilla: *Walks in to the meme class room and beheads SuperFastPikachu*

Dark Camilla: I DARED THAT AND PLUS THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING MY SISTER!

Dark Camilla: *Starts going berserk*

Kitty: Dave get her into containment we're going back to the studio!

Kitty: *Teleports the cast to the studio*

Location: Studio

Kitty: Ok that was a close call!

Kitty: *Revives SuperFastPikachu*

SuperFastPikachu: I dare for us to go to sus town

Kitty: Like sus town Kalos right?

SuperFastPikachu: No sus town Galar!

AN: There is a place in France called Sus Town!

Kitty: *Teleports everyone to Sus Town Galar*

Location: Sus Town Galar

Among Us Crewmate: SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS

Impostor: SUSSS

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Kitty: I'M DONE WITH THIS S**T!

Kitty: *Teleports everyone back to the studio*

Location: Studio

SuperFastPikachu: Rickroll performance by everyone!

Kitty: We'll do that next chapter once we start TorD's Got Talent back up!

SuperFastPikachu: OK EVERYONE SING BEYBLADE AGAIN!

AN: LIKE I SAID I DON'T FEEL LIKE WRITING THE WHOLE THING OUT!

Everyone: *Sings Beyblade Burst Evolution theme*

Kitty: Next dare!

SuperFastPikachu: ASH VS CLEMONT G DASH BATTLE!

Gary: *Shoots Clemont dead*

Gary: Remember he hacked MC!

Kitty: Well our machines are already costly enough so cya next time!

J: I dare for a Flashpoint event resetting everything!

AN: J how far back are we going?

Morgan: NOOOOOOO HUSBAND!

Ash: NOOOOOOOO

Jesse, I Mean Gary: MR WHITE WE STILL GOT COOKING TO DO

Jesse, I Mean Gary: HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

Kitty: Uhh this won't end well!

Kitty: So us cohosts, hosts, Dave and ratings protection and higher will remember!

Kitty: *Resets everything*