NOT ANOTHER LIME I MEAN LEMON
AN: Everyone is 18
Kitty: Welcome back to another episode of TorD!
Kitty: Now onto the truths and dares!
SuperFastPikachu: I have a dare I torture Xavier with Never Gonna Give You Up until he submits to my plans
Kitty: *Teleports SuperFastPikachu and Xavier to a chamber with a ton of speakers*
Location: Never Gonna Give You Up Torture Chamber
Xavier: WHAT DO YOU WANT!
SuperFastPikachu: *Stars playing Never Gonna Give You Up*
SuperFastPikachu: Until you submit to my plans you'll be here listening
Xavier: The only one of your plans is giving Ash a harem for no reason all your doing is annoying Lord Author
Xavier: Also I wonder how nobody has guessed it yet
SuperFastPikachu: Guessed what?
Xavier: At the beggining of season one everyone wondered who Kitty's trainer was but no one ever wonders who Zekrom's trainer is?
SuperFastPikachu: Realizes what Xavier meant
Xavier: I am his trainer
Zekrom: *Bursts in grabs Xavier and gets out of the building*
SuperFastPikachu: KITTY WE HAVE A PROBLEM
Kitty: *Teleports SuperFastPikachu teleports SuperFastPikachu back to the studio*
Location: Studio
SuperFastPikachu: Kitty Xavier escaped and he's Zekrom's trainer
Kitty: Going after them would kill us all
SuperFastPikachu: Why?
Kitty: Zerkom also has host status and could anhilate me in a fight!
Kitty: Next dare!
SuperFastPikachu: Well my next dare is for Ash and his harem to do it again but this time with Lancer Artoria AND IF ANYONE INTERFERES THEY'LL BE REMOVED FROM THE UNIVERSE
AN: NO WHERE IN THE DARE IT SAID TO WRITE ENOTHER LEMON
Kitty: Ok you heard him Ash go do whatever you want with all of them
Ash: BUT I WANTED TO COOK WITH JESSE DAMN IT
Jesse I Mean Gary: Mr. White I mean Ketchum I got things under control
Ash And His Harem: *Go to the room and start f**king*
Kitty: NEXT DARE OR TRUTH!
SuperFastPikachu: The opposers sing We Gotta Celebrate Our Differences!
Kitty: *Teleports Camilla and Ratings Protection to the TorD's Got Talent Stage *
AN: YES IT WILL CONTINUE EVENTUALLY WHEN THE WORLD-ENDING APOCALYPSES END play the song at the top from this point forwards from
Kitty: Sing this
The Opposers: WE GOTTA CELEBRATE OUR DIFFERENCES ************************ WE GOTTA CELEBRATE OUR DIFFERENCES ************!
SuperFastPikachu: *Machine guns them*
SuperFastPikachu: It was part of the dare
SuperFastPikachu: Ok everyone except Ash and his harem and the cohosts sing the Beyblade Burst Turbo theme!
AN: Wattpad uses a weird text size and I don't want to go copy-pasting it in here and have a weird text size soooooo yea it will be just *Sings theme*
The Singers: *Sing the theme*
Kitty: Honestly it was a good song and a decent show!
SuperFastPikachu: I dare for someone to make sus sounds!
Kitty: *Puts a mic in Ash's room*
Kitty: That should do the job
SuperFastPikachu: Add Saber Artoria to the harem
Kitty: DO YOU WANT LORD AUTHOR TO CANCEL MY SHOW?
Kitty: *Teleports in Saber Artoria*
Saber Artoria: Are you my master?
Kitty: No he is
Saber Artoria: *Goes into the room and sees Morgan and the two immediately start fighting*
Kitty: NOT IN MY STUDIO!
Kitty: *Teleports them to Lumiose City*
Kitty: NEXT DARE!
SuperFastPikachu: Ok the Ash dare is over now I dare him to use 100 TRILLION VOLT THUNDERBOLT
Kitty: ASH GET OVER HERE
Ash: *Arrives in the main room*
Ash: Can I get back to cooking?
Kitty: No, and SuperFastPikachu dared you to USE 100 TRILLION VOLT THUNDERBOLT!
Ash: But that could destroy the studio
Kitty: Right so not now
Dave: YELTSA'S BACK WITH ENEMYZILLA, THE GIANT WEEDLE, AND THE RICKROLL BOT
Kitty: I don't care but hey Ash you can go use the volt where YELTSA is in Lumiose!
Kitty: But lemme teleport Morgan and Saber
AN: I'M JUST GOING TO CALL Saber Artoria, Saber
Kitty: *Teleports them back and locks them in the crest worm pit until they start getting along*
Kitty: *Teleports himself, Ash, and Pikachu to Lumiose*
Location: Lumiose
Ash: OK PIKACHU 100 TRILLION VOLT THUNDERBOLT!
Pikachu: *Destroys the whole city YELTSA, ENEMYZILLA, WEEDLE AND THE RICK ROLL BOT WITH 100 TRILLION VOLT THUNDERBOLT*
Kitty: Well as you can see cya next time!
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top