NOT ANOTHER LIME I MEAN LEMON

AN: Everyone is 18

Kitty: Welcome back to another episode of TorD!

Kitty: Now onto the truths and dares!

SuperFastPikachu: I have a dare I torture Xavier with Never Gonna Give You Up until he submits to my plans

Kitty: *Teleports SuperFastPikachu and Xavier to a chamber with a ton of speakers*

Location: Never Gonna Give You Up Torture Chamber

Xavier: WHAT DO YOU WANT!

SuperFastPikachu: *Stars playing Never Gonna Give You Up*

SuperFastPikachu: Until you submit to my plans you'll be here listening

Xavier: The only one of your plans is giving Ash a harem for no reason all your doing is annoying Lord Author

Xavier: Also I wonder how nobody has guessed it yet

SuperFastPikachu: Guessed what?

Xavier: At the beggining of season one everyone wondered who Kitty's trainer was but no one ever wonders who Zekrom's trainer is?

SuperFastPikachu: Realizes what Xavier meant

Xavier: I am his trainer

Zekrom: *Bursts in grabs Xavier and gets out of the building*

SuperFastPikachu: KITTY WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Kitty: *Teleports SuperFastPikachu teleports SuperFastPikachu back to the studio*

Location: Studio

SuperFastPikachu: Kitty Xavier escaped and he's Zekrom's trainer

Kitty: Going after them would kill us all

SuperFastPikachu: Why?

Kitty: Zerkom also has host status and could anhilate me in a fight!

Kitty: Next dare!

SuperFastPikachu: Well my next dare is for Ash and his harem to do it again but this time with Lancer Artoria AND IF ANYONE INTERFERES THEY'LL BE REMOVED FROM THE UNIVERSE

AN: NO WHERE IN THE DARE IT SAID TO WRITE ENOTHER LEMON

Kitty: Ok you heard him Ash go do whatever you want with all of them

Ash: BUT I WANTED TO COOK WITH JESSE DAMN IT

Jesse I Mean Gary: Mr. White I mean Ketchum I got things under control

Ash And His Harem: *Go to the room and start f**king*

Kitty: NEXT DARE OR TRUTH!

SuperFastPikachu: The opposers sing We Gotta Celebrate Our Differences!

Kitty: *Teleports Camilla and Ratings Protection to the TorD's Got Talent Stage *

AN: YES IT WILL CONTINUE EVENTUALLY WHEN THE WORLD-ENDING APOCALYPSES END  play the song at the top from this point forwards from

Kitty: Sing this

The Opposers: WE GOTTA CELEBRATE OUR DIFFERENCES ************************ WE GOTTA CELEBRATE OUR DIFFERENCES ************!

SuperFastPikachu: *Machine guns them*

SuperFastPikachu: It was part of the dare

SuperFastPikachu: Ok everyone except Ash and his harem and the cohosts sing the Beyblade Burst Turbo theme!

AN: Wattpad uses a weird text size and I don't want to go copy-pasting it in here and have a weird text size soooooo yea it will be just *Sings theme*

The Singers: *Sing the theme*

Kitty: Honestly it was a good song and a decent show!

SuperFastPikachu: I dare for someone to make sus sounds!

Kitty: *Puts a mic in Ash's room*

Kitty: That should do the job

SuperFastPikachu: Add Saber Artoria to the harem

Kitty: DO YOU WANT LORD AUTHOR TO CANCEL MY SHOW?

Kitty: *Teleports in Saber Artoria*

Saber Artoria: Are you my master?

Kitty: No he is

Saber Artoria: *Goes into the room and sees Morgan and the two immediately start fighting*

Kitty: NOT IN MY STUDIO!

Kitty: *Teleports them to Lumiose City*

Kitty: NEXT DARE!

SuperFastPikachu: Ok the Ash dare is over now I dare him to use 100 TRILLION VOLT THUNDERBOLT

Kitty: ASH GET OVER HERE

Ash: *Arrives in the main room*

Ash: Can I get back to cooking?

Kitty: No, and SuperFastPikachu dared you to USE 100 TRILLION VOLT THUNDERBOLT!

Ash: But that could destroy the studio

Kitty: Right so not now

Dave: YELTSA'S BACK WITH ENEMYZILLA, THE GIANT WEEDLE,  AND THE RICKROLL BOT

Kitty: I don't care but hey Ash you can go use the volt where YELTSA is in Lumiose!

Kitty: But lemme teleport Morgan and Saber 

AN: I'M JUST GOING TO CALL Saber Artoria, Saber

Kitty: *Teleports them back and locks them in the crest worm pit until they start getting along*

Kitty: *Teleports himself, Ash, and Pikachu to Lumiose*

Location: Lumiose

Ash: OK PIKACHU 100 TRILLION VOLT THUNDERBOLT!

Pikachu: *Destroys the whole city YELTSA, ENEMYZILLA, WEEDLE AND THE RICK ROLL BOT WITH 100 TRILLION VOLT THUNDERBOLT*

Kitty: Well as you can see cya next time!

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