Zekrom: HELLO AND WELCOME BACK TO TORD!

Kitty: As you can see I'm still working on rebuilding the studio Lord Author as a punishment for almost destroying his studio has forced me to do this with no powers except being able to go from Pokemon to human form!

Kitty: AND ASH STILL HAS ATALANTA IN HIS HAREM!

Kitty: *Starts swearing*

Zekrom: Shut the f**k up now onto today's dares!

SuperFastPikachu: I DARE FOR MORE POKEMON TO APPEAR WE DON'T NEED THIS TO BECOME POKEHUMANS TRUTH OR DARE THE INSANITY CONTINUES!

Kitty: I mean he has a point!

Zekrom: I'M A POKEMON AND I APPEAR EVERY FEW EPISODES!

SuperFastPikachu: Not enough Pokemon still!

Zekrom: KITTY'S ALSO A POKEMON!

SuperFastPikachu: He isn't right now!

Zekrom: Well how can there be any we sold everyone's Pokemon back in season 2 because we were out of budget!

Walter Ketchum: Yea at least I have Pikachu and Greninja

Serena: And I have Sylveon and Braixen

Misty: WHY DOES HE GET TO KEEP PIKACHU AND WHY DOES SERENA GET SYLVEON AND BRAIXEN?

Zekrom: Because those four Pokemon get dares!

Zekrom: If any of your Pokemon get a dare we may buy them back!

Zekrom: NEXT DARE!

Sandtrooper: Ash, Gary you two can take a very long vacation for your health so you two can take a break from cooking!

Ash: Jesse I mean Gary WE NEED TO COOK!

Zekrom: *Sends them on a vacation*

Zekrom: That was way easier than I thought I thought they'd be more aggressive about us stopping their business

Kitty: YEA BECAUSE HE GOT HIM HAREM TOO TOOK OVER WHILE HE'S GONE!

Zekrom: Next dare

TV: *Turns on the news channel*

TV Reporter: As you can see multiple felonies are currently being committed by Ash Ketchum and Gary Oak with a crowbar and a half-empty box of Tic Tacs such as making bombs and murdering people with the crowbar

Ash: *Walks up to the reporter*

Ash: Say my name

TV Reporter: Your Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town the Pokemon World Champion

Ash: YOUR GODDAMN WRONG

Ash: *Shoots TV Reporter*

Ash: My name is Heisenberg

Shockwave: *Points his cannon at Ash and Gary*

Shockwave: MINE OR DIE

Ash: I'm Arceus' chosen one you can't kill me!

Shockwave: I've already gotten rid of Arceus he's now generating electricity for my experiments

Ash And Gary: *Get teleported to the Dark Energon mines*

Zekrom: *Turns off the TV*

Zekrom: Next dare

Drew: YOU HOSTS ARE WAY TO CALM I MEAN ITS NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO MINE DARK ENERGON DURING THE SHOW'S DOWNTIME!

Zekrom: Well would you rather be out there!

Drew: Yea it actually looks pretty peaceful out there!

Zekrom: JUST SHUT UP NEXT DARE!

Sandtrooper: Are Team Rocket part of the cast?

Zekrom: No they aren't

Sandtrooper: Ok so then I dare for in case the fabric of reality falls apart May will use the world distorting cheese to repair it in case of emergency

Zekrom: *Writes it in the rulebook*

Dave: *Writes it in the book of contingency plans*

Zekrom: I'll tell May when she gets back from learning the secrets of the world distorting cheese with the cheese cult

Zekrom: NEXT DARE

SuperFastPikachu: I dare for us to use the machine that turns anime girls into catgirls!

Kitty: Why do I feel like your trying to get me to forgive you for last chapter

Xavier: I SWEAR TO ARCEUS KITTY IF YOU DO ANYTHING AND I MEAN ANYTHING WITH MORGAN I WILL KILL YOUR, WIFE

Kitty: Starting the last chapter that is an empty threat 

Xavier: I will kill your son

Xavier: I will kill your infant daughter

Kitty: That is also an empty threat because I DON'T HAVE KIDS DUMB**S!

Xavier: ITS A BREAKING BAD REFFERANCE SEEING AS HOW ALL OF US ARE MAKING THEM!

Zekrom: THE MACHINE IS READY ALL OF YOU IN

All The Pokegirls: *Turned into catgirls*

Kitty: I really don't care about this dare you know right?

SuperFastPikachu: BUT I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T BE MAD AT ME ANYMORE IF I DID THIS!

Kitty: No

Zekrom: Next dare AND GET BACK TO FIXING THE STUDIO KITTY!

Zekrom: Wait where is Sandtrooper?

SuperFastPikachu: I dared him to go blow stuff up with Gary and Ash

Zekrom: HOW DID THEY GET OUT OF THE MINES?

SuperFastPikachu: They finished their daily quota!

Zekrom: Next dare then

SuperFastPikachu: WE HOST A FESTIVAL TO HONOR LORD AUTHOR!

Lord Author: *Appears*

Lord Author: I'M STILL MAD AT YOU SUPERFASTPIKACHU!

Lord Author: *Leaves*

SuperFastPikachu: Lets still do it

The Entire Cast: *Grabs banners with Lord Author's name on it is then teleported to Viridian city and starts parading around*

Kitty: Ok lets get out of here before Shockwave thinks we're organizing a riot against him

Kitty: *Teleports the cast back to the studio*

Zekrom: Ok well before we do the rest of the dares it's time for TorD's GOT TALENT!

Dante: Welcome back to TorD's Got Talent it's been a while but today we have Clemont again!

Clemont: I can now run ten kilometers!

Jetstream Sam: Pathetic

Senator Armstrong: Pathetic

Paul: Pathetic

Dante: HEY YOU AREN'T A JUDGE!

Dante: Sorry Clemont your out!

Clemont: NOOOOOOO

Clemont: *Uses his teleportation device to go to Shockwave's headquarters*

Zekrom: NEXT DARE!

SuperFastPikachu: All contestants do some of the white stuff

Atalanta Alter: NO DO MASTER'S BLUE SKY M**H INSTEAD!

Kitty: *Physically cringing at the Master part*

Contestants: *Do Blue Sky*

SuperFastPikachu: And my final dare is for May to join my plan for world domination with the wolrd distorting cheese after she's done learning the secrets of it

Zekrom: I'll tell her that when she gets back here from the cult of cheese!

Zekrom: Well we might be back tomorrow with another episode of everyone's favorite show Pokemon Truth Or Dare Season 3 The Insanity Continues sponsored by Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Uranium Umbrellas

Kitty: We really are a bunch of sellouts aren't we