I'M STRONGER I'M SMARTER I'M BETTER I AM BETTER
Kitty: Welcome back to TorD sponsored by Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Uranium Umbrellas!
Kitty: Now onto the dares
Sandtrooper: Camel watch this!
https://youtu.be/VfCYZ3pks48
Camel: *Watches it*
Camel: Thank goodness we aren't in Flordia as I suck at danc-
Sandtrooper: The next part of the dare is to send you to Flordia!
Camel: NOOOOOOOOO
Kitty: *Teleports Camel too Florida*
Kitty: Next dare!
Sandtrooper: I dare for May to join a cult dedicated to making World Distorting Cheese!
Kitty: YOU HEAR HIM MAY!
Kitty: *Teleports May to The Cult Of The Cheese King*
Kitty: Next dare!
SuperFastPikachu Whispers To Clemont: I dare for you too search up how to make a b*mb on Goh's computer
Clemont Whispers Back: But Shockwave already taught me too it would be illogical to waste time on that
Clemont: *Searches up how to make a b*mb on Goh's computer*
Nothing Happens
Kitty: REMEMBER GOH IS STILL LOCKED UP IN THE DISTORSION WOLRD!
SuperFastPikachu: Oh...
SuperFastPikachu: WELL MY NEXT DARE IS FOR ME AND YOU THROUGH THE POWER OF RICKROLLS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Shockwave: *Opens a space bridge and walks in*
Shockwave: No I will, when Clemont's father threw him into the pit I caught Clemont who still was holding the intergalactic codes that if solved would have allowed him to take over Earth with these codes that even if I didn't solve I still had a high chance of taking over Earth, but now I have intelligence of the entire Multiverse
Shockwave: *Goes to Lumiose CIty*
AN: This is Regenesis Shockwave who is basically omnipotent
Location: Lumiose City
Shockwave: Human flesh bags witness your new overlord!
YELTSA KCIR WITH EVERY ENEMY FROM TORD: NOW I AM!
Shockwave And YELTSA'S ARMY: *Start fighting*
Location: Studio
Kitty: NOT ANOTHER F**KING APOCALYPSE I'M DONE WITH THIS S**T!
Dave: So anyone wanna place bets on this fight?
TV Screen: *Shockwave beheads YELTSA KCIR and then starts annihilating his army*
Kitty: Like a bunch of Camels, a Godzilla ripoff and a giant worm aren't going to beat probably one of the smartest characters in fiction that didn't create their own universe
AN: IF ANYONE SAYS THAT AYANKOJI IS SMARTER I WILL LOSE ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY
Kitty: Well next dare
Dave: I feel like we should be more worried about our new robotic overlord but ok
SuperFastPikachu: I EXECUTE EVERYONE WHO DEFIED ME
Kitty: *Teleports in Rating Protection and Camilla*
SuperFastPikachu: *Kills them all*
SuperFastPikachu: Where's Lord Author HIM TOO I AM GOD NOW AS I'M STRONGER I'M SMARTER I'M BETTER I AM BETTER!
Kitty: Look SuperFastPikachu first of all the fabric of reality is already dying and second of all Lord Author probably would fight back
Cadmus: Well I have a counter dare as s**t is getting real OHIO Final Boss tortures SuperFastPikachu until he submits to the Author he also gets host powers
Kitty: *Teleports in OHIO Final Boss and tells him to torture SuperFastPikachu until he submits to Lord Author in the torture chamber*
Kitty: Well I think that's everything for today cya tomorrow with more truths and dares!
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