I'M STRONGER I'M SMARTER I'M BETTER I AM BETTER

Kitty: Welcome back to TorD sponsored by Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Uranium Umbrellas!

Kitty: Now onto the dares

Sandtrooper: Camel watch this!

https://youtu.be/VfCYZ3pks48

Camel: *Watches it*

Camel: Thank goodness we aren't in Flordia as I suck at danc-

Sandtrooper: The next part of the dare is to send you to Flordia!

Camel: NOOOOOOOOO

Kitty: *Teleports Camel too Florida*

Kitty: Next dare!

Sandtrooper: I dare for May to join a cult dedicated to making World Distorting Cheese!

Kitty: YOU HEAR HIM MAY!

Kitty: *Teleports May to The Cult Of The Cheese King*

Kitty: Next dare!

SuperFastPikachu Whispers To Clemont: I dare for you too search up how to make a b*mb on Goh's computer

Clemont Whispers Back: But Shockwave already taught me too it would be illogical to waste time on that

Clemont: *Searches up how to make a b*mb on Goh's computer*

Nothing Happens

Kitty: REMEMBER GOH IS STILL LOCKED UP IN THE DISTORSION WOLRD!

SuperFastPikachu: Oh...

SuperFastPikachu: WELL MY NEXT DARE IS FOR ME AND YOU THROUGH THE POWER OF RICKROLLS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Shockwave: *Opens a space bridge and walks in*

Shockwave: No I will, when Clemont's father threw him into the pit I caught Clemont who still was holding the intergalactic codes that if solved would have allowed him to take over Earth with these codes that even if I didn't solve I still had a high chance of taking over Earth, but now I have intelligence of the entire Multiverse

Shockwave: *Goes to Lumiose CIty*

AN: This is Regenesis Shockwave who is basically omnipotent

Location: Lumiose City

Shockwave: Human flesh bags witness your new overlord!

YELTSA KCIR WITH EVERY ENEMY FROM TORD: NOW I AM!

Shockwave And YELTSA'S ARMY: *Start fighting*

Location: Studio

Kitty: NOT ANOTHER F**KING APOCALYPSE I'M DONE WITH THIS S**T!

Dave: So anyone wanna place bets on this fight?

TV Screen: *Shockwave beheads YELTSA KCIR and then starts annihilating his army*

Kitty: Like a bunch of Camels, a Godzilla ripoff and a giant worm aren't going to beat probably one of the smartest characters in fiction that didn't create their own universe

AN: IF ANYONE SAYS THAT AYANKOJI IS SMARTER I WILL LOSE ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY

Kitty: Well next dare

Dave: I feel like we should be more worried about our new robotic overlord but ok

SuperFastPikachu: I EXECUTE EVERYONE WHO DEFIED ME

Kitty: *Teleports in Rating Protection and Camilla*

SuperFastPikachu: *Kills them all*

SuperFastPikachu: Where's Lord Author HIM TOO I AM GOD NOW AS I'M STRONGER I'M SMARTER I'M BETTER I AM BETTER!

Kitty: Look SuperFastPikachu first of all the fabric of reality is already dying and second of all Lord Author probably would fight back

Cadmus: Well I have a counter dare as s**t is getting real OHIO Final Boss tortures SuperFastPikachu until he submits to the Author he also gets host powers

Kitty: *Teleports in OHIO Final Boss and tells him to torture SuperFastPikachu until he submits to Lord Author in the torture chamber*

Kitty: Well I think that's everything for today cya tomorrow with more truths and dares!

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