AN: Coincidently I was listening to Bury the light on repeat while writing this

Kitty: I have an announcement J will be leaving us...

The Contestants: YEA

Serena: Ashy go get the fir-

Ash With ******: F**K OFF

Kitty: Ok now please hold your sorrows as Cadmus shall be promoted to cohost

Ash: WHAT

J: Yes it's true I will be leaving with Cadmus in my place

Kitty: BECAUSE J GOT PROMOTED!

The Contestants: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Kitty: Too chief ratings protector

J: Yes I'm now in charge of rating protection

Kitty: SO WHENEVER ANY OF YOU DECIDE TO DO ANYTHING NSFW

J: I will deploy Jetstream Sam and Vergil to destroy the horny with The Only Thing I Know For Real and Bury The Light

Gary: WHY!

Serena: Ash!

Ash: YOU LITERALLY CHEATED!

Serena: YEA FOR A DARE!

Ash: YEA BUT YOU DIDN'T ARGUE AGAINST IT AT ALL AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE ENJOYING IT!

Kitty: OK CALM THE F**K DOWN!

Serena: YEA ACTING IS FUN!

Kitty: OK I'M SICK OF THIS S**T

SuperFastPikachu: I dare for Ash's memory to be wiped

Kitty: *Wipes Ash's memory (Ash now looks like he's seen a ghost)*

******: Husband are you alright...

Serena: Ash are you ok

Kitty: Ok looks like the memory wipe worked

******: NOOO HUSBAND

Kitty: So next dare!

Sandtrooper: Read this Flareon copypasta

Gary: Ohhh will it be like the Vaporeon one?

Kitty: We'll see

The Copypasta

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

Serena: Ohh thats wholesome

Gary: Huh I was expecting something else

Kitty: Well next dare

SuperFastPikachu: I DARE FOR ASH TO LOSE NNN TO THE GIRLS!

Kitty: *Fast forward time to November*

Kitty: Hey look the studio has been rebuilt

SuperFastPikachu: Ok Ash time for you to lose NNN

The Girls: *Start str-*

******: Husband don't look at them or el-

Jetstream Sam And Vergil: *Arrive to stop the NSFW*

Jetstream Sam: LET'S DANCE!

Jetstream Sam: *Beheads Ash*

Kitty: WE'VE BEEN SAVED!

Kitty: Next dare

SuperFastPikachu: I dare for Vermillion shipping to be added

Kitty: I think it's been around since the beginning but they just don't get any screen time

SuperFastPikachu: Well my next dare is DECLARE RICKROLL WAR!

Gary: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

Kitty: *Plays Never Gonna Give You Up on the jumbotron*

YELTSA KCIR: SAY GOODBYE!

Kitty: HOW ARE YOU HERE YOU GOT THROWN OFF A CLIFF

YELTSA KCIR: ****** survived getting buried alive

Kitty: NEXT DARE!

SuperFastPikachu: YELSA and Dave go bomb prism tower

Kitty: Ok but we don't even have to leave here Dave launch a nuke at Lumiose city

Dave: *Presses button*

SuperFastPikachu: HOW DO WE HAVE SO MANY NUKES?

Kitty: We built a ton for the war until we were dared to deal with it peacefully

SuperFastPikachu: Well my next dare is to run a lottery called win a date with Ash Ketchum

Kitty: That's a good way to make back some money after rebuilding the studio

Kitty: *Sets up the lottery which some of the contestants compete in*

Kitty: AND THE WINNER IS ******

Serena: HOW!

Kitty: ****** has a pretty high luck stat B rank if I'm right

Kitty: Ok you and Ash can do that after today's episode

******: Husband!

Kitty: Next dare

SuperFastPikachu: All hosts and cohosts get immortality!

Kitty: YEA I CANT DIE ANYMORE!

Cadmus: I dare for the entire cast to fight FULL STATUS POWER Raiden AND SAM

Kitty: We're doomed

Kitty: *Summons FULL STATUS Raiden and Jetstream Sam*

Jetstream Sam And Raiden: LET'S DANCE!

Kitty: FIGHT!

Raiden: *Beheads Serena, Dawn and Goh*

Kitty: DAVE GO GET THE NUKES NOW!

Dave: *Blows up some of the underground silos*

Kitty: Dave, cohosts get to the security room that's the only way we'll not die!

LOCATION SECURITY ROOM

Kitty While Sealing Door: I think we lost him

Bladewolf: *Starts sawing through door*

Kitty: OH COME ON!

Kity: DAVE I NEED YOU TO BLOW THIS PLACE SKY HIGH!

Dave: Won't we all die

Kitty: WE'RE IMMORTAL REMEMBER!

Dave: *Blows up studio*

Kitty: Ok now time to revive everyone!

Sandtrooper: So here is a truth what is Gary's opinion on the Flareon copypasta

Gary: I was expecting something else

Kitty: Well next dare it is then!

SuperFastPikachu: Also Ash stasr calling Gary instead of his name call him Gay

Kitty: Ok next dare

SuperFastPikachu: I dare for you to find SOME BEAUTIFUL AMOURSHIPPING FANART THAT EVEN THE DENSEST PERSON WILL LOVE!

SuperFastPikachu: AND THEN FIND SOME GLORIOUS PICTURES OF SERENA WHICH ASH WILL THEN KISS HER BECAUSE OF WITCH SERENA WILL GET OVER THE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE FROM LAST EPISODE!

Gary: Wow that looks really wholesome!

Kitty: This is a picture from the future as some of you remember a timed dare has been ticking since the beggining the dare for Serena and Ash to get married which means that this picture is from two months in the future

Ash: But didn't you fast forward to November 2023?

Kitty: I'm talking about fourth wall months

Ash: WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOURTH WALL

Kitty: Dave wipe his memory

Ash: Well Serena I'm sorry for being so harsh about it I mean you did get sprayed by the Dr Hopeless stuff so

Ash: *Kisses Serena*

******: WHY HUSBAND!

Xavier: MAN! YOU LUCKY F**KER EVERYONE HERE ONCE WANTED TO BE WITH YOU!

Kitty: Shut the f**k up you thoughtless self insert

Xavier: I HAVE AN ACTUAL CHARACTER NOW!

Kitty: Tell that to the failed book!

Xavier: THAT WAS LORD AUTHOR'S FAULT!

Sandtrooper: Gary you have to go fight Cinderace the Unrivaled with Iron Valliant!

Gary: NOOO

Sandtrooper: There is a high chance you won't survive!

Kitty: *Teleports Gary*

Kitty: Now next episode will be the start of the AMERICA'S GOT TALENT ARC! Dared by River!

River: Yep!

Ash: Isn't that just like the singing contest arc!

Kitty: Pretty much this will be out first major arc sense then!

Kitty: So cya next time with more truths and dares!