Dave: *Loads up shotgun and cocks it with malicious intent*

Dave: Camel and his army are getting closer and looks like they got back up

Kitty: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BACKUP

Dave: As in the entire star trek multiverse, the Imperial army, Ash's entire giga harem from season 2 I can keep going

Kitty: Get me on line with J!

Xavier: *Grabs AK-47*

Xavier: So how the F**K are we supposed to beat Enemyzilla

Kitty: We don't

Kitty: MORGAN CAN YOU PLEASE NUKE THEM WITH YOUR NP

Morgan: No

Kitty: Ok we're f**ked everyone pray to Arceus that we survive!

Kitty, Xavier And Dave: *Leave the compound heavily armed*

Xavier: It's been nice knowing ya!

Kitty: You too

Dave: Any last words Mr. Kitty

Xavier: Yes Kitty any superlative words of inspiration for our humble truths

Kitty: Do not pray for easy lives my friends pray to be stronger men

AN: Another reference!

Clemont: *Comes outside terrefied*

Kitty: Ok Clemont you go build some superweapons for us

Grenade: *Flies onto the entrance and explodes almost killing Clemont*

Kitty: OR WE'LL USE YOU AS A HUMAN SHIELD!

Clemont: Yes sir!

Camel: STOP!

Camel: I am willing to negotiate!

Camel: As you can see my army is composed of some of the most powerful warships in existence I HAVE THE DEATH STAR ORBITING THE EARTH AS WE SPEAK and on my word it will fire and demolish this entire studio

Kitty: Won't you die if you do that

Camel: I'll be able to teleport out as well as my entire army and don't think any of your back up revive machines are safe I have star destroyers sieging them as we speak

Kitty: WHAT DOES THE EMPIRE HAVE AGAINST US

Darth Vader: It was an incident in the apartment loft of madness

Camel: I demand Ash Ketchum alive...

Kitty: Ok...

Darth Vader: WE ALL HATE THAT LITTLE S**T!

Camel: AND SERENA BUT SPRAYED WITH DR HOPELESS ROMANTIC'S ROMANTICS SPRAY!

Kitty: Ok Dave go fetch them spray Ash with heartbreak spray and then let them do the rest

Xavier: Sir are we actually going to let them do this

Kitty: At least with this option the show will go on

Dave: *Pointing his gun at Ash and Serena*

Dave: MOVE!

Ash: *About to go super saiya-*

Dave: *Tases Ash and hands him over to Camel*

Camel: Torturing you is going to be very fun

Kitty: Dave do it now

Dave: *Sprays Serena*

Dave: There you go, Camel

Xavier: *Loads assult rifle

Kitty: Stand down we don't stand a chance

Camel's Army: *Leaves to go to Camel's compound*

Kitty: Dave call anyone that we're on good terms with and tell them that it will Camel Noodles FOR ALL TONIGHT!!!

Xavier: BUT YOU JUST SAID WE'RE STANDING DOWN!

Kitty: No no no we're gonna raid the compound retreive Ash and Serena and burn the whole thing down!

Kitty: Dave go give every single contestant a gun

Dave: *Goes to arm the entire cast and returns*

Kash: *Cocks shotgun*

Kash: LETS GO SAVE THE-

Xavier: *Shoots Kash*

Xavier: YOU SOULESS OC MADE BY LORD AUTHOR THAT HE CRINGES AT WHENEVER HE REWATCHES SEASON ONE AND TWO!

Kash: COME ON WHAT WAS THAT FOR!

Xavier: YOUR ONLY PURPOSE WAS BECAUSE LORD AUTHOR LIKED MAY!

Xavier: *Shoots Kash dead*

Dave Whispers To Kitty: He might be a little to loyal to Lord Author for our own good like what if Morgan kisses Ash whe-

Kitty Whispers Back: We'll cross that bridge when we get there and if it doesn't go well we'll burn the bridge down

Kitty: Oh looks like my tracker has notified me that they got to the compound

Kitty: Everyone lock and load!

Vergil: *Portals in*

Dante: I CANT HOST TorD's GOT TALENT LIKE THIS!

Jetstream Sam: No I don't like this

Raiden: LETS DANCE!

Optimus Prime: Freedom is the right of all sentient beings

Kitty: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

Kitty: EVERYONE OFF TO CAMEL'S COMPOUND

Kitty: *Brings his platoon too Camel's Compoud*

Kitty: CHARGE

A Ton Of Camels: MOOOOO

Camels: *Starts to charge at the invading force firing mounting cannons*

Zekrom: *Lands and starts fusion bolting Camels*

Kitty: We'll be overwhelmed soon

Dave While Using A Machine Gun: We have to win this and take the control room before the Death Star gets here

Location: Camel's Throne Room

Camel: Prepare Enemyzilla for release

A Random Camel: MOOOOO

Future Camel From A Message From The Future: I've taught you well my apprentice

Future Camel: *Puts on Sogaleo Knight armour*

Location Camel's Compound Courtyard

Clemont: *Firing the BFG-9000*

Optimus Prime: GIVE ME YOUR FACE!

Xavier: *Cocks shotgun then fires his 24 Gauge shotgun into a Camel's throat*

Xavier: FOR AMOUR!

Dave: There's to many of them

J: *Opens portal*

J: COME BROTHERS LET CAMEL TREMBLE BENEATH OUR MIGHT!

A Whole Army: *Comes through the portal*

AN: GUESS THE REFFERANCE!

Sogaleo Knight: *Slams on to the ground*

Sogaleo Knight While Pointing At J: It's been a long time

J: So it has

Sagelo Knight: *Pulls out star saber*

Optimus Prime: HEY THAT'S MY THING!

J: *Pulls out a button and presses it*

Sogale Zord: *Arrives*

J: *Enters Zord*

Kitty: The fake Sogaleo Knight vs the real Sogaleo Knight

Sogaleo Knight: *Slashes Star Saber which emits a crescent of energy towards the zord*

J: *Pulls out Sogaleo shield and blocks it*

Kitty: They're distracted we gotta go for Camel!

Kitty, Dave, And Xavier: *Breaks into Camel's throne room*

Camel: *Rises from his throne and unsheates his sword*

Kitty: Give up Camel, your outnumberd and outgunned

Dave: Plus you brought a sword to a gunfight

Camel: I DONT CARE!

Camel: *Charges at Kitty with his sword ready to slice off his head*

Dave: *Grabs Camel and flips him over onto the ground then tases him*

Dave: You'll be brought to trial for your crimes

Kitty: Now we gotta get to the prison

Kitty: *Breaks Ash and Serena out of the prison*

Ash: THANK YOU!

Kitty: S**T

Kitty: J WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE

Kitty: *Teleports the army back to the studio*

Kitty: WELL ONTO THE DARES!

SuperFastPikachu: Truth for Ash how do you rate Serena

Ash: 10/10!

SuperFastPikachu: Serena are you having an affair with Camel

Serena: YES!

Dave: We sprayed her with too much Dr. Hopeless spray so I'll go order some Heartbreak Spray!

Ash: *Kills Serena and then rips Camel limb from limb*

SuperFastPikachu: YES THIS IS PART OF THE DARE DESTROY THE WORLD ASH KILL EVERYONE!

Kitty: EVERYONE GET TO THE BUNKER

Ash: *Goes Super Saiyan and goes on a rampage*

Location: News Station

News Reported: Just as we though we were through with world ending apocalypses since the Goh incident we are now being slaughtered by world champion Ash Ketchum so go to your family and pray to Arceus that the way you die won't be br-

Ash: *Shoves hand through the reporter's heard instantly killing them*

Ash: Yes do as he says

Ash: *Airdrops NSFW to the entire planet*

Kitty Watching It Play Out From The TV In The Bunker: WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT

SuperFastPikachu: I dared it

SuperFastPikachu: Now I dare Gary to put his hands low and clap really fast in front of the girls

Gary: *Claps fast*

Kitty: I CANT STAND THIS ANYMORE

Kitty: *Shoots Gary*

SuperFastPikachu: Boys is your meat length lo-

Kitty: *Cuts the broadcast*

Kitty: Sorry for that

SuperFastPikachu: Well I'm going to be announcing my temporary leave where I will be watching the chaos unfold!

AN: Yes this is the teaser to that book you dared

Kitty: Ok more food for us!

SuperFastPikachu: *Leaves the bunker*

Santrooper: I dare to summon Clemont from an alternate universe where he can run fast and beleives in magic to help Clemont with his stamina problems

Gary: In what way?

Kitty: *Summons AU-Clemont*

AU-Clemont: I heard you required my assistance!

Kitty: While they are doing that what is it next

Sandtrooper: Did you know that Deliberd's giftsack is actually it's tail so truth based on that what will you now do with that knowledge

The Entire Cast: *Disgusted*

The Entire Cast: WHY DID YOU RUIN CHRISTMAS!

Sandtrooper: Last dare everyone sleeps in a field of Wooloo tonight!

Kitty: *Teleports the cast to a field of Wooloo far away from Ash*

Kitty: Well cya tommorow!