AN: I GOT ISKANDAR IN FGO LETS GOOO!

Along with Formal Craft! I really hope I have enough SQ and luck by the time Morgan rolls around now I Know the majority of people won't really care but if there are any FGO fans reading it's still possible to get 5 stars as a F2P so don't give up!

Ash: HEY THAT'S MY THING SAYING STUFF ABOUT NOT GIVING UP

Lord Author: HOW THE F***K ARE YOU ALIVE, nevermind, Zekrom send him to the torture dungeon

Zekrom: No can do sir he has some dares to do!

Lord Author: YOUR LUCKY THE AUDIENCE LOVES YOU SO MUCH!

Kitty: I think you pissed off your waifu

Lord Author: We didn't have any Yandere spray though

Morgan: Hus-

Lord Author: YOU F***ING C*** S*** ********** ******* ********

AN: EXPLANATION IN FATE THERE ARE CONTRACTS TO SUMMON SERVANTS SO BY MAKING A CONTRACT WITH MORGAN (SHE STARTS CALLING YOU HUSBAND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY)

Lord Author: You are a lucky F***ING F***ER

Lord Author: Well I've decided to add a new character to the book that will improve the character ros-

Kitty: IS THIS JUST AN EXCUSE TO GET A NEW OC OF YOURS INTO THE SERIES

Lord Author: I'm happy to introduce Xavier

Kitty: Isn't he from the one Amour book you made that flopped so hard that you deleted it

Lord Author: Hey I'll bring that back someday

AN: Only added this OC as I've had this for years and it's my greatest work (Made this art for that failed book Kitty mentioned!)

Xavier: Hello!

Kitty: ANYBODY HAVE DARES FOR LORD AUTHOR BEFORE DAVE FIXES THE FOURTH WALL!

SuperFastPikachu: I dare for everyone to roast him

Xavier: I'll go first my book was soo bad you literally deleted it and forgot the name

Lord Author: I think you just roasted yourself

Xavier: Ohh sh** wait no you wrote it

Lord Author: *Looks like he got punched in the stomache*

*The rest of the cast tries to roast him*

Lord Author: You guys are terrible at this

Kitty: Of course they are they're from a kid show

Ash: What do you mean show

Kitty: DAMN IT Lord Author we'll need you to leave as the fourth wall needs to be fixed soon or everyone will become self-aware

Lord Author: *Leaves*

Dave: *Fixes fourth wall*

Kitty: Now we can go back to dares and truths actually WE HAVE ONE FINALLY

Sandtrooper: Morgan because you are here react to this

Kitty: Now that we're giving her truths is she going to become permanent or some crap...

https://youtu.be/OG2cWyTqmwY

Kitty: Lemme go grab google translate

Morgan: YES THIS IS A DEMONSTRATION OF INFINITE POWER

Kitty: Ok next dare before she starts buster criting everyone (If you know you know)

Serena: Ok quick question speaking of Morgan she called Ash husband before Lord Author cut her off

Kitty: Yea its this thing she does when you summon her which is what I'm really confused about how did you summon a servant in like five minutes you have to find a catylyst...

Serena: *Crying*

Ash: I just used money

Kitty: Ohh yea paying for saint quartz

Ash: Yea pretty much

Kitty: WHALE!!!

SuperFastPikachu: Now time for a dare I dare for one boy to get really sus with all the girls

Kitty: THERE IS OVER 1000 HERE THANKS TO ASH LAST CHAPTER!

Kitty: AND NO ONE WILL TOUCH MY CATGIRL HAREM

SuperFastPikachu: Well a dare is a dare so who will it be

Kitty: Lord Author will kill me for this one no matter who I choose so I guess I choose Gary (Formatting may be weird here as I wrote this part on mobile)

Kitty: *Sprays every girl with Dr. Hopeless Romantic's love potion*

Kitty: Now do whatever you want

Gary And His Harem: *F**king*

Kitty: Wait where is Morgan

SuperFastPikachu: In that pile

Kitty: Let's hope Lord Author understands that this is a dare

SuperFastPikachu: I dare Ash to play Sakupen Circles in Geometry Dash

Kitty: That's impossible

Dave: *Brings in the computers*

Ash: *Loads up Sakupen Circles and starts playing*

SuperFastPikachu: Well he will be there for a while

Clemont: Can I please go hide with the children

Kitty: FINE!

SuperFastPikachu: Now add Liko and Roy but make them sus

Kitty: FINE!

Kitty: *Teleports Riko and Roy*

SuperFastPikachu: NOW MAKE THEM SUS!

Kitty: I already did just look at them

Kitty: Well next dare!

Sandtrooper: Ash how do you feel getting replaced by Liko and Roy

Ash While Still Trying To Beat Skupen Circles: I'M GETTING REPLACED BY BEANS!

Sandtrooper: Kitty can you turn them back into people

Kitty: *Turns the crewmates back into humans*

Ash: WHY DOES THE BLUE ONE LOOK LIKE ME!

Kitty: No idea

SuperFastPikachu: People think you might be her dad

Kitty: Welp onto more dares or truths!

Sandtrooper: Jamie how do you feel about opening a flower shop and selling exotic plants which may or may not get you sued

Jamie: I mean I'm okay with it

Santrooper: Ok now onto my nextdare Clemont

Clemont: *Still hiding with Bonnie and Max from the pile*

Clemont: YEA?

Santrooper: Actually before I dare that GARY go find Mariah Carey and then freeze her for next Christmas if you are succesful you will get the Pokemon Iron Valliant in return

Gary: F**K YOU I WAS JUST GETTING TO THE GOOD PART!

Kitty: Dude you are lucky that Lord Author hasn't come down here to kill you

Gary: FINE

Gary: *Leaves the studio*

Kitty: Ok now next dare because it'll take a whole book of Gary walking to try and find Mariah Carey

Korrina: Clemont it's safe to come out know

Clemont: WAIT YOU WERE IN THE PILE!!!

Korrina: I mean all the g-

Kitty: OK NEXT DARE

Sandtrooper: Clemont I need you to go to the nearest Ikea and buy all the Blahaj Sharks then Frakenstien them to life a death game where you have to tame your plush shark

Clemont: *Terrefied*

Kitty: *Teleports Clemont to Ikea*

Location: IKEA

Clemont: *Buys all the Blahaj sharks*

Kitty: *Teleports Clemont back*

Location: Studio

Kitty: Clemont start frakenstiening em

Clemont: *Starts trying to bring them to life*

Morgan: Husba-

Kitty: NO DO NOT SAY THAT OR WE ARE F**KED

Morgan: Why are you spending more time on Geometry dash than on m-

Kitty: NO NO NO SHUT THE F**K UP!

Kitty: DAVE GET ME THE DUCK TAPE!

Dave: *Rolls in a ton of rubber duckies*

Kitty: *Shoves one down Morgan's throat*

Kitty: Ok we're fine for now!

Clemont: IT'S ALIVE!!!

Blahaj Sharks: *Starts trying to kill Clemont*

Clemont: *Tries to run away but falls over and then gets eaten by the Blahaj Sharks*

Kitty: That's graphic! Next dare or truth!

J: Well I've decided to free Misty from the Crest Worm pit but... she has to swim arround at night naked with Gary watching

Kitty: Ok!

Kitty: *Teleports Misty back in*

Misty: THANK YOU FINALLY I'M OUT OF THAT DAMN PIT OF BUGS AND WORMS!

Kitty: But you have to swim around naked at night with Gary watching

Misty: NOOOO

Gary *Who is back from freezing Mariah Carey*: YES!!!

Kitty: HOW ARE YOU BACK SO SOON!

Gary: I just went to her concert and then froze her with icebeam

Kitty: Welp cya guys later comment more truths or dares!