Run Its Mothra!

Morgan: Husband wake up!

Kitty: *Watching from the security cams while barfing*

SuperFastPikachu: *Presses the button to sound the nuclear alarm*

Kitty On Mic: WAKE UP EVERYONE!

Kitty: Actually I'm done with this I need some of Dr Heartbreak's Heartbreak Spray a subsidiary of our sponsor Dr. Hopeless Romantic Corporation Incorporated

Kitty: *Calls Dr Hopeless for more spray*

Kitty: *Sprays Ash and his entire harem*

Kitty: WE AREN'T GOING TO DIE ANYMORE!!!

Kitty: Dave can you please go dump them all into the pit and bury them alive

Dave: Dude I think that's illegal

Kitty: At this point, we've committed enough crimes to have enough life sentences that will outlive the universe

Dave: Fair point

AN: My current mission in the book is to give Dave an actual personality for character development 

Dave: *Dumps the entire harem into a pit and buries them alive*

Kitty: Finally

Kitty: Ok time for dares

SuperFastPikachu: I HAVE A TON

Kitty: DUDE WE ARE NOT DOING THAT ONE!

SuperFastPikachu: Yea make them 18 then make Riko and Roy SUS!

Kitty: Look we don't even know their personalities!

SuperFastPikachu: It's a dare!

Kitty: Fine I'll make them do something sus

Kitty On Mic: Attention cast there is an impostor among us!

Kitty: Dave seal the security room doors

Dave: *Seals doors*

Kitty: Now we can just watch the chaos unfold!

Riko: *Stabs Ash then shapeshifts into him*

Dave: Kitty someone is trying to break in!

Unknown Person: Help me please... LET ME IN!!!

Kitty: Don't let em in what if they're the impostor

Dave: You literally have host powers

Kitty: OK FINE LET EM IN!

Dave: *Opens security doors*

Unknown Person: *Turns out that unknown person is Camel*

Kitty: OH COME ON!

Camel: THE IMPOSTOR IS AFTER ME!

Kitty: Fine you can stay here as long as you keep quiet about this place we don't need the impostors finding us, especially because we don't have a way to eject people

Kitty: Oh hey the dead body has been reported so I guess there will be a meeting

Kitty On Mic: Go to the central room for a meeting about the dead body

Dave: KITTY NOBODY IS GOING TO GO TO THAT ROOM WITH AN IMPOSTOR WITH THEM!

Kitty: Ohhh

Dave: THIS ISN'T A VIDEO GAME!

Kitty: Well I guess we just wait for them to go kill each other

Roy: *Stabs Serena*

Riko: *Vents into the security room*

Kitty: NO SHE'S HERE!

Dave: *Pulls out an Ak and shoots her three times*

Dave: We're fine...

Roy: *Shoots Calem, (The non-Camel one) Cadmus, Lillie, and Dawn*

Kitty: YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SECRETIVE DAMN IT NOT JUST USING THE GUN!

SuperFastPikachu: LIKE DAVE SAID WE'RE NOT A VIDEO GAME!

Roy: *Stabs Paul and then shoots May because she saw him kill Paul*

Kitty: DAVE I NEED YOU TO END THIS!

Dave: Fine

Dave: *Hunts down Roy*

Dave: Kid I need you to stop this the dare is over

Roy: *Tries to stab Dave*

Dave: *Dodges it*

Dave: Your Funeral

Dave: *Grabs Roy then slams him onto the ground*

Dave: Kitty I need you to teleport him to the Crestworm Pit

Kitty: *Teleports Roy to the Crestworm pit*

Misty: YEA NOW YOU'LL KNOW HOW I FELT!

Kitty: You still need to do the second part of that dare ya know!

Misty: PLEASE ALLOW ME TO ENJOY MY FREEDOM IN PEACE!

Kitty: One word no

Misty: WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH

Kitty: I have no idea

AN: I actually don't hate Misty anymore or anybody for that matter not even Calem 

Kitty: Well next dare or truth!

Dave: Ok I'm done reviving everyone

SuperFastPikachu: I want you to give Ash a giant customizable weedle like the one in my TorD

Kitty: Fine

Kitty: *Gives Ash the weedle*

Kitty: Now Ash use it however you like

Ash: GO WEEDLE!

Ash: *Throws Weedle's pokeball*

SuperFastPikachu: NOT AN ACTUAL WEEDLE!

Ash: NO WEEDLE GROW!

Weedle: *Keeps growing until it becomes the size of Godzilla*

Clemont: RUN ITS GODZILLA!

Max: Actually while it may look like Godzilla due to international copyright laws it is not

Kitty: ARE YOU KIDDING ME THATS MORE LIKE BABY MOTHRA!

Clemont: But we should run like it is Godzilla

Max: Though it is not

Clemont And Max: *Start screaming and running away from Weedle*

Kitty: Oh no I don't think I got the whole studio insured

Dave: We're gonna be broke again aren't we

SuperFastPikachu: Speeking of Weedle I dare for Bonnie to s****e Ash and do sussy stuff with him and his customizable Weedle

Kitty: Oh you meant customizable Weedle as in

SuperFastPikachu: YEP!

Ash: I'M NOT A SISCON!

Kitty: WE'LL PUT THAT ON PAUSE WEEDLE IS DESTROYING THE STUDIO!

Kitty: Dave get the Amour Rangers ready!

Dave: I don't think they are gonna care about this one as its not a threat to Amour

Kitty: How is it not a threat to Amour if Ash and Serena die Amour is dead!

Dave: Well you could just revive them

Kitty: JUST CALL THEM!

Dave: Yes sir!

Dave: Litten isn't responding

Kitty: NO DID SHE LEAVE!

Dave: Yea like most of the cohosts she left for better payi-

Kitty: No not better paying she just it was just a more enjoyable job

Dave: Whatever you say sir

Kitty: WE DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST THIS THING!

Dave: I think we've litteraly killed Godzilla before

Kitty: Yes and after that we've been nerfed a lot like, we don't even have the Amour rangers anymore!

Kitty: Everyone use your elementary powers on WEEDLE NOW!

The Cast: What are you talking about

Kitty: Remeber from episode 8 of season 1 when we all got elementary powers so use em on Weelde!

Kitty: Dave while they're doing that dig up all the bodies from the pit we can use them as decoys

Dave: *Digs up the bodies and wheels them in with a comically undersized wheelbarrow*

Dave: *Starts strategically placing the bodies to lead Weedle away from the studio*

Ash: Our elemental powers are just annoying it

Kitty: Yea I noticed

Kitty: Dave remember our missile silos that were going to use against the war on WOF TorD

Dave: Yep I have the remote on me are we going to do what I think we're going to do?

Kitty: Yep LIGHT THAT WEEDLE UP!

Dave: *Presses the button to launch all the nukes and targets Weedle*

Nukes: *Hits Weedle and then blows up*

Weedle: *Roars and then falls over*

Kitty: Why do I feel like this entire episode has been excessivley refferenced old episodes

Dave: No idea

Kitty: RIGHT THATS BECAUSE THIS IS THE SEASON FINALE!

AN: Yep this is the end of book 2 I'll be making 3 soon now the reasons I'm doing this are because a lot of cohosts have left and I've been planning this for a while so

@river3000 

@kurama2233

@ILoveMemes1234567890

@PokemonGo234755 

@Sandtrooper-647

You guys are the most active in the comment sections and in the book so would like to stay for season 3 and cohosts slots are open once more!

Just say your OC's

Name

Personality

Pokemon (You don't have to do this but its reccomended)

And that's it honestly my passion for writing has returned mostly thanks to you guys! Thank you everyone I'm now planning on starting to begin continuing the rest of my fanfics again! Everyone's kind words and support is the reason my motivation has returned. But yea thats one chapter cya day after tommorow!




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