Return Of The Delcatty
Kitty: *Teleports in*
Unnamed Author: YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE!
Kitty: Piano dared for me to return and a dare is a dare
Kitty: NOW UNNAMED AUTHOR I HEARD THAT YOU WERE GONNA GIVE GARY A CATGIRL HAREM!
Unnamed Author: Do it yourself...
Kitty: Zekrom would kill me...
J: He's gone now tho
Kitty: *Summons catgirl harem*
Kitty: *Uses transformation jutsu*
Kitty: FINALLY!!!
Ghost Camel From Beyond The Grave: I DARE FOR ASH TO GET HIT BY TRILLIONS OF BUSSES!
Kitty: Well Heinz Ketchup killed him
Heinz Ketchup: YEA FOR FREEDOM!!!
Kitty: DAVE REVIVE HIM NOW!
5 Minutes Later
Ash: I'M BACK BABY!!!
Kitty: Not for long
Kitty: *Teleports him too Roman Colloseeum*
Kitty: *Teleports TLJ Kylo Ren to a BFBC-1000 in the Roman Colloseeum*
Kylo: FIRE!!!
Kitty: Welp we could just have that running for a few chapters to get a trillion
Sandtrooper: Ok Mike has a truth
Kitty: Nice those are rare it is truth or dare after all
Mike: Truth do you guys know Belail
Everyone: No
Mike: THEN FIGHT HIM!!!
Kitty: *Teleports him in*
AN: I don't know anything about this guy
Belail: *Starts destroying everyone*
Contestants: *Dying*
Kitty: If I don't do something now I'm gonna join em
Kitty: *Summons Zekrom*
Kitty: Sir he's making everyone a degenerate!
AN: Kitty is a pathological liar
Zekrom: All degeneracy must die...
Zekrom: *Kills him*
Zekrom: NOW WHAT IS THIS CAT GIRL HAREM!
Kitty: *Teleports him back to the OG Dragon*
Kitty: Next dare
Piano: I KILL GARY!
Kitty: Now we're making progress
Piano: *Beheads Gary*
J: I dare for them to do Ace Attorney Ash is Pheonix Wright
Kitty: Wait gimme a second
Kitty: *Speeds up time*
Kitty: Now the bus dare should be done
Kitty: *Teleports in the dead carcass of Ash*
Kitty: DAVE!!!
5 Minutes Later
Kitty: Continue J...
J: IDC Who anyone else and Judge Godzilla returns
Kitty: Now I have idea what the case is
Kitty: *Teleports them all to Godzilla Court*
Kitty: Ok Ash your Ace Attorney, Serena your Maya Faey, Bonnie is Mia, and Clemont your Trucy
Godzilla: Now the trial is of the murder of Camel
Ash: WAIT WE'RE DEFENSE LAWYERS!!!
Kitty: Exactly defend your own actions
Ash: He stole Serena from me
Godzilla: You've used that logic to kill soo many innocent people oh don't get me started on cannibalism, conspiracy, home invasion, animal abuse yea I don't care what you lawyers say... YOUR ALL GUILTY!
Kitty: Look I've committed enough tax evasion as to where the police will lock me up and throw away the key so yea I'm not gonna let that happen
Kitty: *Summons Excalibur from Fate*
Kitty: EXCALIBAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Kitty: Now next dare
Kurama: They swim across the pacific
Kitty: Ok
Kitty: *Teleports everyone to Unova*
Kitty: Ok everyone swims to Kallos...
Kitty: *Teleports to Kallos and waits a day*
Kitty: Well they all most likely drowned
Kitty: *Teleports to studio*
Kitty: DAVE!!!
Yvette: *Walks in*
Yvetee: What the fu
Kitty: COMMENT MORE DARES!!!
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