NUCLEAR ALARM: BLARING

Ash: I'm trying to sleep

Kitty: WAKE UP 

Cadmus: I HAVE RETURNED

Kitty: WHO THE F**K ARE YOU!!!

Cadmus: You don't remember me

Kitty: Oh your J's OC 

Cadmus: Yes AND I HAVN'T BEEN MENTIONED IN THE 17 CHAPTERS!

Kitty: Oh and why would I care

Lord Author: I decided to bring him back as he was dared in so it'd be breaking a dare if he didn't

Kitty: Ok fine and don't you think you've been appearing too much recently

Lord Author: Well

Kitty: GET OUT OF MY STUDIO!

Lord Author: Fine

Kitty: SuperFast I'll do one of your dares (The Minecraft one) after Lord Author gets better so next dare

SuperFastPikachu: I dare for us to make a Dhar Mann skit where *Whispers to Kitty* Serena cheats on Ash with Gary and then he gets revenge

Kitty: So basically we're making revenge NTR but with Dhar Mann

SuperFastPikachu: Pretty much

Kitty: *Calls Dr. Hopeless Romantic*

Kitty: Hello Dr. Hopeless Romantic as our kind and amazing sponsor may we please have a case of Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Love Potion

Dr Hopeless Romantic: *Sends a case of product*

Kitty: Ok I got the spray ready, Dave get the camera ready stat!

Dave: *Brings in more recording equipment*

Dave: We're recording

Kitty: *Writes the title as Girl Cheats On Pokemon World Champion*

Ash: WAIT WHAT

Kitty: What is it is a dare

Ash: I MEANT I'M WORLD CHAMPION NOW?

Kitty: Yea in the new episode of journeys you are

Ash: What do you mean by episode?

Kitty: DAVE FIX THE FOURTH WALL RIGHT NOW!

Kitty: Now time to start filming

Serena: Wait I'm supposed to cheat on Ash with Gary

Kitty: We'll solve that problem now start filming

Kitty: 3...2...1... RECORD!

Dhar Mann: Ash was in school after becoming a Pokemon World Champion and was living the dream and is getting good grades

Kitty Whispers To J: Thats cap he doesn't even know basic type advantages

Dhar Mann: He even had a girlfriend

Ash: Serena wanna go to movies

Serena: Ok!

Serena: Actually I can't tonight...

Ash: Why

Serena: I'm going to go see some friends

Kitty: Ok time to spray love potion

Time: Night

Ash: *Comes back home from a party*

Ash: *Hears moaning*

Ash: *Enters room to see Gary and Serena F***ing*

Kitty: YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE F***ING IN SCENE JUST IN BED TOGETHER

Ash: *Steals all the Dr. Hopeless Potions and wands that teleport you to different dimensions*

Kitty: S**T!

Ash: *Comes back 0.5 seconds later with 1000 anime girls*

Ash: *Sprays every female cast member*

Kitty: WAIT

Kitty: *Spots FGO Morgan*

AN: This next part will require some explanation FGO Morgan is the best girl and best waifu (She is the entire reason I allowed moneyshipping to stop existing lmao) So yea

Kitty: ASH WHY DID YOU BRING HER HERE

Ash: Because I've decided to build a new Giga harem

Kitty: What do you mean new

Ash: Gary was bragging about the old one

Kitty: GARY!

Ash: Now that I have a Giga harem I shall become the m-

Nuclear Alarm: *Blaring*

Ash: WE'VE ALL WOKEN UP ALREADY

Kitty: Oh no

Dave: *Runs in*

Dave: Kitty the fourth wall is being breached!

Kitty: I noticed prepare the studio defenses and get the Amour Rangers on line

SuperFastPikachu: WHAT IS HAPPENING

Kitty: We finally did it

SuperFastPikachu: DO WHAT!

Kitty: We've made Lord Author mad

Dave: The fourth wall has been breached!

Kitty: Brace for impact!

Lord Author: *Breaks in and shoots Ash three times*

Lord Author: WHO THE F*** DARED THIS!

Kitty: Nobody Ash just went rouge

Dhar Mann: So you se-

Lord Author: *Shoots Dhar Mann*

Lord Author: So you see don't anger the Author or you might as well die

Kitty: Ok now can you please F**KING LEAVE!

Lord Author: Fine

Lord Author: *Leaves*

Kitty: NOW WE NEED FOOD FOR THIS MANY ANIME GIRLS F**K!

SuperFastPikachu: Now I dare Ash too

Kitty: I don't think we can dare Ash to do anything for a while because Lord Author destroyed the revival room on his way in so we'll sub Ash in for Red

Red: Hello!

SuperFastPikachu: I dare for Ash and Serena too ********

Kitty: Red you know what to do

Red: I'm not doing that I already have Yvette

Kitty: YVETTE IS A LITTERAL CLONE OF THE ORIGINAL

Red: What do you mean they are so different

Kitty: Fine just do it with Yvette in the closet

SuperFastPikachu: Now time for Minecraft!

Kitty: Yes we'll be doing SuperFastPikachu's dare for everyone to play Minecraft, Dave bring out the computers!

Dave: *Wheels in computers*

Misty: *Still in crest worm pit*

SuperFastPikachu: Are we getting her out of there ever?

Kitty: Welp this chapter is already pretty long

Everyone: *Boots up Minecraft*

Clemont: *Hacks in bedrock and 32K weapons*

Clemont: WHAT I GOT DISCONNECTED

Kitty: Yea you got banned for hacking

Clemont: *Goes to Bonnie and is now backseat gaming*

All the ships: *Building houses*

Garry, Trip And Camel: *Blows up houses at night and steals all the loot*

Kitty: Ok welp cya next and comment down more dares! (I will continue the minecraft server saga soon!)

AN: Or truths haven't seen those for a while!