Believe me, the title was on purpose. Oh well.

Hello peasants. It is I, the Narrator. Welcome back to the Meme Factory! But wait, we're not in the TMF universe. Where the hell are we? Oh well, let's try and crank some reads out this shit.

SUBMIT YOUR DARES...HOE.

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Alright. So two weirdos are hanging out chillin' in Lumiose City. I think their names are Chad Q. Simons and Kazelskis Trumpet. It was July of 2017, so what better way to relax than traveling through dimensions, fucking up time and space in the process?

(I guess)

Lumiose City. It was as they say, The City of Love. But we don't give a shit because we don't feel emotion anymore. Especially after the incident. There were a bunch of Pokemon roaming around the dynamic duo. (tfu) Suddenly, a massive legendary Pokemon streaked over the heads of our two heroes faster than American Airlines Flight 11. 

" Hey, hey. What the FUCK was that?" Asked Chad confusinginglylyisticly.

" WeLl I dOn'T fUcKiNg KnOw," said Kazelskis.

When suddenly, the JUMBOtron was hacked by the ultra thicc bad bois. They said, in a kind of menacing tone. Not too menacing, more like a TV-Y7-FV Nickelodeon cartoon menacing. They said, " We've captured the Kalos Queen. If you do not pay 10 million buckeroos, we will kill her on Youtube Gaming livestream." Said the bad bois.

" Hey B, what the FUCK! That was our job!" Said the kid with a knack for invention.

" Well bitch, we captured her first. Your princess is in another castle." Said the frosty bhadbhabies.

" Oh you wanna FUCKING GO?" said Chad.

"  Yeah man, let's fucking GO!" Yelled mommy's big bois.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

IN NEW YORK I MILLY-ROCK! HIDE IT IN MY SOCK!

RUNNIN FROM AN OPP!

AND I SHOOT TH--

" SHUT THE FUCK UP, CILL BOSBY!" Screamed the black kid named Chad.

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https://youtu.be/RGFXcN0vYeA

Introducing Chad, Kazelskis and the Pokemon Gang in...

Pokemon Truth or Dare: Meme Factory Style!

It was a normal fucking day in Soumeripan. Except we weren't in Soumeripan, we were in fucking Kunto... I mean Kanto. Yeah, that one. This took place about a week before the Lumiose City incident. As the Narrator, it's my job to give you ALL of the tales. Whether or not you like them or not is subjective. If you don't, why the fuck are you still here? Get the hell out.

ANYWAYS.

Our heroes, Chad Simons and Kazelskis Trumpet, were traveling through Pallet Town to begin their Digimon Journey. Chad chose Jibanyan, and Kazelskis chose Haos Dragonoid.

But that didn't happen. They were here to kidnap all of the sick fuckers that already completed their Pokemon journeys.

Kazelskis was checking the worth of his Steam account on his phone, he discovered that it was worth a pussy-popping $165,280. Chad was also checking the worth of his Steam account as well, only to discover that his Steam account was worth only 10 ¢. Oof.

But it wasn't over yet for Chad. Kazelskis beat his anus dry because his Steam net worth was so low. Then net neutrality was eliminated for good, and both of their accounts lost all of their worth. Fuck.

And from all the instant backlash, Vagiman brought it back, and both of their Steam account's worth went up instantaneously, stimulating the US economy forever.

" Wow, millions of dollars appeared and reappeared in a matter of seconds. That's fucked."

Then suddenly, Krabs showed up. And not the good kind of crabs that infest your cum shooter, no, the good krabs. This krab.

https://youtu.be/bFQ66C2VXSM

After that ordeal occurred, our "heroes" pressed on vigilantly, they eventually came across a small town. A nice looking small town at that. They both smiled sadistically, knowing they had found what they were looking for.

"Ok, Chad. Muzzles up," said the kid with a knack for knacks as they rose up their tranquilizer guns, " Let's start our onslaught."

Their first target was someone that literally has beaten and befriended every single legendary Pokemon, and has literally saved the world over fourteen times, Ass Ketchup.

They closed in on the house, and kicked down the door, only to be greeted by a bone-crushing hug. Too easy. They moved upstairs knowing that Delia was out for at least five hours.

IT  JUSTIφ'S THE MEANS!!!

After the two frick sticks took out the primary objective, they moved in to "grab" their secondary objective, Ass Ketchup. As they moved close to the door, the two "heroes" heard moaning sounds and sloshing? (i don't fucking know anymore) They opened the door to see a teenage male fapping (gotta make this M now) to a collection of hair of multiple colors. "BITCH WHAT THE FUCK" Chad screamed, awfully girl-like.  

"I'll take care of it." Trumpet: Boy Genius said, nonchalantly, aiming and firing his tranquilizer gun at the kid. 

"One down, 18 more to go." Chad said, determined to Catch Em' All™. 

After a relatively smooth experience in Kanto involving a couple of fighter jets, a pink and green car, and a well trained monkey, they made their way to the Vermilion port, when they realized something. 

"Kazelskis, I gotta ask you something." Chad asked.

"Yeah Chad my dood bro, wuss poppin B?" Kazelskis said.

"How are we going to get to the other regions?" Chad asked.

"By plane, of course. How else?" Kazelskis responded.

"You realize we are trafficking humans, and would swiftly be caught by airport officials, correct?" Chad said

"Well shit."

 Officer Jenny's are clueless.

The two heroes, through some wuss poppin' fuckery, made it to six of the seven regions that needed to go to without any trouble. But they needed to bring bring out the big guns once they got to region seven, Kalos.

The Lumiose City Incident then promptly occurs.

After the hiding outback of some random Starbucks, they managed to find the kidnapper's IP Address, and decided to get on. His location was somewhere in the city. Easy, they thought. What wasn't so easy was avoiding the constantly running webcam that was broadcasting a live torturing of the various famous ladies in Kalos for some odd reason. But no matter, they were going for one, and only one person.

The two guys aprroached a small cafe in an alleyway to get their objective. The "Lysandre Cafe" as it was called on the outside of the place. "Huh? This place is public, why would they be here?" Kazelskis asked to seemingly nobody.

"I don't fucking know, but we need to do this shit quick, and fast!" Chad responded.

They walked into the restaurant, and it was actually pretty nice. There were a few tables, and a single barista . "Hello boys, what do you want on this fine day?" the lady said.

"May I have one singular coffee, no ketchup, just sauce, raw sauce. And when I mean sauce, I mean sauce. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kazelskis said, quoting the ever famous Mans Not Hot by Roadman Ting.

  Wingardium Leviosa   

Anyways, the seduction thing totally worked out in their favor, as it almost scaled to something interesting. But, before that, Kazelskis asked, "Hey do you know where those famous people are being fucking red-roomed?"

"There's a painting, first one on the left. Under that is an elevator shaft. Go down." the barista responded.

"Thanks." responded Kazelskis with a wink. 

"But, but HOW?" Chad asked.

"Ok, let's go." Kazelskis said, ignoring the question.

"As they journeyed down the elevator, the weird-ass sounds only grew. When they got to the bottom and the door opened, something really fucking disturbed, and extremely fucked up occurred. They saw a bunch of girls who they recognized getting all sorts of fucked up in more ways than I, the narrator, can count on my fingers.

"bitch what" Kazelskis asked to the general group. They all stutered in fear as, they all thought, another two more torturers came to seal their fate. Kazelskis then saw the kidnapper. 

"F U C K!" Lysandre screamed again, causing the group to stutter. 

"you." Chad said, in a menacing voice. "you fucking bitch."

"yeah it's fucking me, wot n' tarnation do you want?"

"Man, idk. Let these people go, and i'll be off your case." Chad said, slightly more reasonably now.

"no." Lysandre said.

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo." Chad said. And then Kazelskis blew him, and his shit up with a rocket launcher.

"Ok. That was fun, now we need to move along." Kazelskis said.

"Yeah mofo, I agree. And great, here she comes." Chad said. And there was their objective. Literally 5 meters (16.5 feet for the Americans) ahead of them, the Kalos Queen.

"Well now." Kazelskis stated, "Look at what we have here. Why is she just walking towards us?"

"We voted her as a sacrifice for your personal needs." one person said.

"Ok, I guess?" Kazelskis said, being confused as fukke.

swiggity swoogity magic transition

Chad and ya boi Kazelskis were chilling out in Miccie Dees having some burgers, and celebrating their victory. They were tired after fuckign around for 24 hours, capturing everyone, and generally having a good time. 

"So my guy, what now?" Kazelskis asked to Chad.

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I don't know what we should do." Chad said.

"You wanna start the TOD?" Kazelskis said.

"Yeah, let's start the TOD." Chad said.

LEAVE YOUR DARES, HO!