The Perv army, Ship! And SpudAmour?
Sssooo... this is the second time I have written this chapter 😒
(Dam u Wattpad!!! 😭)
Never give up till it's over! The book shall go on!
So here is take 2!!!
(Also remember that Minun's soul is still in a jar)
Minun: WWWEEEE! HHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLOOOOO!!! 😄
Dawn: aaahhh... what's with him?
Plusle: *eyes are twitching* So. Much. Craziness!
May: and what's with her?
Darla: Errr... Soul Minun may be going a bit... crazy 😅
Minun: WWWEEEEEEE!!! IM SO LIGHT! WWWEEEE!
Contestants: 😐
Brock: Its possible that being cooped up in a small jar might have driven his soul mad
Joy: Oh Brock your so smart 😍
Brock: *does handsome face* I know I am
Everyone: 😓
Minun: WWWEEEEEE! *soul hits jar and it breaks*
Everyone: 😱
Minun: FREEEEEEDOM!!! *soul flys around everywhere*
Plusle: Oh no Minun! You need a body or your soul will evanesce!
Iris: ???
Gary: *question marks appears over head* wat?
Minun: *soul creates a soul chair and sits in it and puts on glasses*
Minun: *says in nerdy voice* Evanesce. A mid 19th century Latin word that comes from ex or 'out of'. This word in modern day times by definition means: 'pass out of sight, memory or existence' 😁
Everyone: .....
Minun: wait for it... 😋
Everyone: ....WAIT WHAT!?!
Minun: there it is! *flys off again*
Darla: NO I WILL NO LET YOU BE FADED OUT OF EXISTENCE! *throws a potato because you know... potatoes*
Minun: *soul goes into the spud (potato. Yes they are the same thing)*
Everyone: O.o
Darla: aaahhh... that wasn't my intention
Plusle: THEN WHAT WAS!?!
Darla: ...... ¯\_ツ_/¯
Minun: *body is now a potato*
Everyone: ...... ah wat?!
Plusle: Minun?
Minun: NOPE! 😁 NO MINUNAMOUR ONLY SPUDAMOUR!!! 😄
Readers: *are forever face palming*
Everyone: 😓
Spud: WWWEEEELLLLCCCOOOOOMMMMEEEE! TO SPUD OR DARE! 😄
Misty: 😑 can I hit him please?
Plusle: No!
Misty: but-
Plusle: No!
Misty: it won't-
Plusle: No!
Misty: 😑
Plusle: No!
Misty: *goes to say something*
Plusle: NO!
Misty thinks: I think I might have a hammer for over protective girlfriends who keep repeating themselves 😏
Plusle: No!
Misty: OH COME ON REALLY!?!
Plusle: 😜
~Misty's name was changed to Roasted by SpudAmour~
Everyone: o.O
Roasted: What...!?
Spud: HAHAHAHA! 😂
Spud: Spuds gotta game to play 😄
Gary: why is he referring to himself in third person?
Spud: Because Spud can and Spud wants to 😁
Roasted: WELL CAN SPUD CHANGE MY NAME BACK!?! 😡
Spud: Spud can... But Spud won't 😜
Roasted: I HAVE A HAMMER FOR ANNOYING POTATOES!!!
Max: She does? 😓
Drew: Girl seems to have a hammer for everything and everyone 😓
Spud: Spud stay Spud not mashed potatoes 😄
Roasted: CHANGE MY NAME BACK YOU STUPID VEGETABLE!
~Roasted's Name was changed to Carrot head by SpudAmour~
Spud: Your one to talk Carrot Head 😜
Carrot Head: !!!!!!!!
Everyone except Carrot Head: HAHAHAHAHA! 😂
Carrot Head: I hate you all 😑
Gary: Cheery up Mis- I mean Carrot Head. It's not that bad!
Spud: Yet 😏
Carrot Head: WHAT MORE CAN YOU POSSIBLY DO!?
Darla: Let's find out!
Spud: WAIT! Spud has friend- wait that's not right... Minun has friend who is joining us 😄
Plulse: Minun! Are you there!?!
Minun: I'm here!
Spud: No you not 😜
Spud: Get out of my body!
Minun: No you get your body off my soul!
Everyone:
(And probably most of the readers 😂)
Carrot Head: NO MORE SPUD! *Hits SpudAmour with 'annoying fruits and vegetables hammer'*
Spud: .....ow
Minun: *soul escapes the potato and forms original body* THATS MUCH BETTER!
Plusle: WHY DIDNT U DO THAT THE FIRST TIME!?! *hugs Minun tightly* u stupid Baka
Side angel: 🎶 GUESS WHOS BACK!? 🎶
Side devil: 🎶 BACK AGAIN! 🎶
Minun: Not you guys 😓
Side angel: I'm hurt 😢
Side devil: meh 😒
Darla: What drove you so crazy!?!
Minun: sorry, wasn't thinking straight. The jar was so torturous!
Side devil: torture is fun! 😈
Carrot Head: BRING BACK SPUD SO HE CAN CHANGE MY NAME BACK! 👿
Plusle: No! 😑
Side angel: I agree! He is crazy!
Side devil: hmmm 🤔
Minun: No!
Side devil: awww
Plusle: and...
~Carrot Head's name has been changed to Misty by Plusle~
Misty: ...... wat
Plusle: What? Isn't that what you wanted?
Misty: WHY DIDNT YOU DO THAT TO START WITH!?!
Plusle: ¯\_ツ_/¯
Everyone: *multiple face palms*
Darla: .....anyways, Minun the thing remember
Minun: oh yeah!
May: Whats up?
Minun: We have a new guest today! 😊
Contestants: O.o
Contestants: Not another one!
Minun: Yep another friend 😄
Minun: So please welcome my friend Sylv! Or Sylveon_Akumu9
Sylvia: *appears* H-Huh where am I?
Plusle: Welcome to Truth or Dare! 😁
Sylvia: R-Really! *uses Sylveon ribbons to cover her face*
Minun: Yep! Welcome Sylv! 😊
Paul: Great another one 😒
Sylv: H-Hey!
Dawn: Pauly! Don't be rude!
Paul: 😒
Minun: That's not how you treat a guest!
~Paul's name has been changed the Pauly by MinunAmour~
Pauly: 😐
Dawn: YES!!! 😍
Sylvia: *giggles*
Minun: hehe, cute
Plusle: HEY!
Minun: Don't worry it was just a compliment!
Sylvia: *hides face*
Drew: Guess she's the shy type huh
Minun: At first, but she's cool 😁
Darla: So how about we get started?
Contestants: how about... no?
Hosts: LETS DO IT!!! 😄
Darla: I would say majority rules but.... Meh xD
Cilan: What happened to democracy? 😑
Minun: ¯\_ツ_/¯
Minun: Never started 😅
Cilan: #ContestantRights!!!!
Sylvia: aahhhh no
Contestants: 😭
Darla: *summons a white envelope*
Darla: Sylvia? Guests gets the first dare 😄
Sylvia: r-really?
Minun: Yep! My rules 😁
Aidan: Actually they are mine!
Minun: SAME THING!
Aidan: meh, fair enough
Everyone: 😓
Sylvia: *tries to open envelope*
Minun: aaahhh... Sylv, gotta remove the magic sticker first 😅
Sylvia: Oh! Hehe, thanks 😅
Sylvia: *opens envelope* o-ok, the first dare is:
Plusle and Misty: O.o
Minun: well that can only be good 😒
Gary: *whispers to self* Yes 😈
Sylvia: what was that Gary?
Gay: !!!!!! Nothing....
Plusle and Misty: *try to sneak out*
Sylvia: Where are you going? *pulls out scythe*
Plusle and Misty: *freeze*
Minun: 😅
Dawn: SHE HAS A SCYTHE!?!
Side devil: oooo I like this person!
Side angel: of course you do 😓
Minun: well she is a Sylveon hybrid 😊
Sylvia: Yep! *points scythe at Plusle and Misty*
Sylvia: Now stay put please 😊
Side devil: PLEASE!?! Na I'm done! *disappears*
Minun: Me when the chapter deleted 😒
Sylvia: RIP Chapter 😭
Everyone else: *really confused*
Minun: ANYWAYS!!! *hands Plusle and Misty a cookie each*
Misty: No I don't want to be a Gary 😭
Gary: huh????
Alain: Don't worry
Gary: oh okay
Sylvia: ooo cookie!
Minun: you want one Sylv?
Sylvia: Sure!
Minun: *gives Sylvia a regular cookie*
Sylvia, Plusle and Misty: *eat cookies*
Gary: *mumbles* yes... it grows 😈
Pauly: stupid cookies 😒
Dawn: is Pauly Jelly 😏
Pauly: NO!
Misty: Ooohhh Gary! 😏
Gary: aaahhh yeah?
Misty: Come here my Gary Bear
Gary: o.O
Plusle: 😐
May: Whats with Plusle?
Minun: Plusle?
Side angel: maybe the cookie didn't work...
Plusle: Hey Minun?
Minun: Yeah?
Plusle: I have some cookies for you if you wanna come find them 😉
Sylvia: wat?
Misty: speaking of food.. Hey Gary you know what us girls have in similar with spaghetti?
Gary: ..... what?
Misty: We both squirm when you eat them 😉
Everyone but Sylvia: 😨
Misty: how about we test that 😉
Sylvia: I don't get it...
Bonnie: NO! DON'T TELL ME YOUR LIKE ASH!?!
Sylvia: Like Ash?
Max: Yeah... dense 😓
Sylvia: oooohhhh!
Side devil: If I wasn't done before I am certainly now 😑
Side angel: your so dramatic 😒
Sylvia: Minun do those two ever agree?
Minun: nope 😅
Misty: *sits on Gary and wiggles* Just getting comfy 😉
Gary: 😶
Drew: What about Ash and Serena?
May: good point Drewy *leans head on Drew*
Plusle: 😏 *claps and they are both now pervs*
*moans can be heard coming from their room*
Gary: *mumbles* the perv army grows
Joy: oh my...
Plusle and Misty: That's what she said 😏
Sylvia: What's that weird sound???
*everyone fall anime style*
Mairin: The sound of us all hitting the ground 😵
Sylvia: oh okay 😊
Aidan: and that's the sound of every reader violently screaming at their devices 😅
Minun: AIDAN STOP BREAKING THE FORTH WALL!!!
Aidan: ¯\_ツ_/¯
Aidan: just another inter dimensional law I broke 😁
Brock: we are all going to get arrest soon 😓
Darla: Then let's do another dare
Pauly: I prefer jail 😒
Sylvia: That's sad... *eats more cookies*
Pauly: No what's sad is your still eating those cookies and I still have this name!
Dawn: but I like the name 😍
Plusle: *sits on Minun's lap* hey Miny, which part of your body is most comfy? Upper or lower? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Minun: aaahhhh
Darla: *roles eyes and summons another white envelope*
Sylvia: Minun you wanna open this one?
Minun: no you can, i have a Plusle on me at the moment 😅
Plusle: And Plusle likey *moves around*
Sylvia: okay then! Our next dare says:
Bonnie: I SHIP IT!!!
Misty: ooo I like the second one 😏
Dawn: WEDDING!!!!!
Sylvia: IM IN!
Amour fans: FINALLY!!!!
Minun: well let's do it! *claps and everything is set up*
Brock: Do you Serena Yvonne, take Ash Ketchum to be your lawful wedded Husband? To love him with every beat of your heart? And be there for him through thick and thin with your snowballs ready whenever he isn't paying being himself?
Misty: She will definitely play with his snowballs 😏
Serena: *giggles* I do!
Amour fans: *are holding In The fangirling/fanboying*
Brock: And do you Ash Ketchum, take Serena Yvonne to be your lawful webbed wife? To love and care for her in everything you do? To support her dreams and never let a curtain someone ruin the shipping *cough* Calem *cough cough*
Ash: I...
Cookies: So intense
Ash: I don't
Everyone: 💔
Ash: Because I will do so much more for my Serena Ketchum! 😉
Everyone: YOU GAVE US A HEART ATTACK!!!
Brock: Then it is with great pleasure that with the power invested in me that I now pronounce you... Husband and Wife! You many kiss the bride!
Ash and Serena: *smile at each other then kiss*
Amour fans: YYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rebal: HAHA! ITS CANNON B*TCHES!!! WWWOOOO!!!
Everyone: ????
Minun: *looks down at a Dare in hand*
(Ps: That's Rebal6678 )
Minun: well that one was easy 😅
Sylvia: But RIP PG 😭
Minun: PG died long ago 😅
Plusle: Then how about you and me take it to MA 15+ 😉
Minun: 😳
Sylvia: I still don't get it
Rebal: SUCK IT CAMEL! AMOUR WINS!!!
Everyone: 😅
Rebal: WWWOOOOOOO!!!!
Minun: Okay that's enough Rebs *claps and he disappears*
Rebal: *reappears* IM BACK!!!
Minun: 😓 *claps and he disappears*
Rebal: *reappears* IM BACK!!!
Minun: ...really?
Rebal: Yep! I'm staying for the rest of the chapter 😁
Minun: Aidan can you remove him please!
Aidan: Firstly... LOOK WHOS BREAKING THE FORTH WALL NOW!
Minun: 😅
Aidan: And secondly..... no. Because Rebs makes for great content 😄
Rebal: 😜
Minun: 😓
Aidan: Your welcome! Now back to the story!!!
Minun: *claps and everyone but Ash and Serena return to the T or D room*
Bonnie: well that was fun!
Dawn: Yeah! I SHIP IT SO MUCH! AND NOW ITS CANNON!!!! 😍😍😍😍
Misty: Hey Gary Bear 😏
Gary: Yeah???
Misty: *grabs Gary and drags him to their room*
Sylvia: where are they going???
Plusle: Where I want to go with Miny 😭
Sylvia: that doesn't help...
Rebal: They are going to the funky station 😂
Sylvia: oooo is it fun?
Everyone: *face palming*
Rebal: You could say that 😂
Sylvia: *keeps eating cookies* I wanna go!
Minun: One, can you stop eating my cookies 😭
Minun: And two, no... no you don't
Sylvia: *hand starts shaking* COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!!!
Alain: Great... now she has a sugar rush 😓
Pauly: Told you not to eat the cookies 😒
Sylvia: *starts running around like crazy*
Side angel: she worse then you Minun 😂
Minun: Hey!
Darla: well we got two more dares, should we wait for her to crash?
Minun: *looks at Sylvia destroy stuff with her Scythe* na!
Darla: *summons another white envelope*
Alain: Do we ever get truths?
Minun: meh, on occasions 😅
Plusle: 😂
Minun: anyways.. next dare says:
Minun: ..... Why Baka!? Why!?!
Sylvia: I HEARD DARES!!! *speeds back over* What I miss?
Rebal: Minun about to punch Arceus 😂
Minun: 😭
Contestants: RIP Minun
Sylvia: YA ARCEUS TIME!!!
Minun: Sylv you on a sugar rush?
Sylvia: nope nope nope nope nope nope
Sylvia: me no sugar rush
Rebal: Yep! She is
Dawn: definitely
May: awww I want a cookie sugar rush!
Drew: no you don't 😓
Plusle: Now Miny if he hurts you tell me where so I can kiss is better 😉
Minun: aahhh Okay...
Plusle: *claps and Arceus appears*
Arceus: WHO DARES DISTURB ME!?!
Everyone: *points to Minun*
Sylvia: Minun did!!! *runs off* CANNON BALL!!!!!
Iris: What a little kid!
Cilan: *kisses Iris*
Iris: ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!
Cilan: Yep!
Minun: aahhh Hey Arceus 😅
Arceus: DONT HEY ME MINUN! What do you want!
Minun: I need you for a dare 😅
Arceus: IF YOU KISS ME I WILL WIPE YOU FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!
Minun....
Readers: 🤔
Minun: No! Don't do it!
Readers: 😈
Minun: PUT THE COMMENT DOWN!!!
Readers: 😈
Minun: NNNNOOOOO!
Minun: now why would anyone give us a silly dare like that? 😅
Arceus: Because it them!
Minun: true... but here's the dare... *Punches Arceus*
Everyone: O.o
Arceus: *has a small mark and glares at Minun*
Minun:
Arceus: *uses judgment on Minun*
Minun: *KO*
Clemont: Minun is unable to continue! That means the winner is Arceus!
Bonnie: really big bro? 😓
Clemont: OH NO I DID IT AGAIN!
Sylvia: STRONG STRONG! He be strong! *looks at cookie jar*
Rebal: this girl is crazy 😂
Minun: .....ow
Side angel: I'm really glad we don't share the same pain Minun 😅
Sylvia: *eats more cookies* grybuniunyuvcxexvyunjinioj SUGAR!!!
Dawn: things are getting really crazy 😅
May: yeah... a little to crazy 😅
Arceus: Peace! ✌️ *disappears*
Plusle: Where does it hurt Miny!?!
Minun: everywhere....
Plusle: 😏
Minun: no
Plusle: 😔
Sylvia: nnfrinfnninvnvtiuktvio COOKIES!!!
Minun: NO PROTECT THE COOKIES!!! *runs away with cookie jar*
Sylvia: COOKIES!!!!! *runs after Minun*
Rebal: girl likes her cookies 😅
Glaceon: *appears out of no where* really sis!?!
Sylvia: ME WANT COOKIE!
Minun: MY PRECIOUS *eye twitches*
May: Yep, he's crazy too 😓
Glaceon: *usus blizzard on Sylvia*
Sylvia: *faints*
Glaceon: no more sugar! *drags Sylvia away*
Sylvia: *while fainted* cookies... 😵
Everyone: 😅
Minun: Yay! Cookies are safe!
Side devil: AMD AFTER TODAY WE GET TO BE INVISIBLE AGAIN!!!
Side angel: wow you just come and go as you please don't you 😓
Darla: Not quite... here is our last dare:
Side devil: ..............no *disappears*
Rebal: YES!!! SHOULDERSHIPPING!!!!!
Bonnie: I SHIP IT!
Max: You ship everything though...
Bonnie: That's true
Side angel: b-but... I don't wanna be a contestant! My purpose is Minun's good moral side!
Drew: and now it's a T or D contestant 😁
Side angel: we can't even leave his shoulder! We are bound to him!
Minun: you can still stay there
Rebal: *chants shouldershipping*
Side angel: fine... I guess we will stay 😓
Side devil: *forcefully appears* HEY! MY COFFEE!!!
Side angel: I thought we went over this devil, you can't make coffee down there 😓
Side devil: 😭
Pauly: Never thought I would see the devil cry 😒
Sylvia: COOKIE!!!!
Glaceon: COME BACK HERE SIS!!!
Everyone: 😅
Minun: well here is a good place to leave off! Thanks everyone for reading! I hope you enjoyed and we will see you next time!
Rebal: #AMOURWINS!!!!!!
Plusle: psst! Help me get with Minun 😊
Minun: I'm right here you know...
Plusle: !!! Aahh hey Miny 😇
Minun: your weird Plusle, but my weird 😊
Spud: I SHALL RETURN!
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