Messed up!



Minun: Hello! And welcome back to Truth or Dare!!!
Iris: Hey you did it on the first time!
Minun: And... you ruined it 😞
Iris:  ¯\_ツ_/¯
Minun: I don't even know why I bother
Paul: Then why don't you just let as all go and you won't have to bother
Minun: Paul, I can't do that!
Paul: Why not?
Minun: Because my truth or dare machine has been going off like crazy! It is practically begging me to use the dares!
Paul: Great 😒
Dawn: Come on Paul it's not that bad
Paul: says you, all the dares you have got benefit you
Dawn: So true! 😊
Minun: Oh! That reminds me! Paul... say it!
Paul: 😫
Everyone but Paul and Dawn: SAY IT!!!!
Paul: Fine... Daw- I mean sweetheart, I love you
Dawn: 😊
Minun: See not that hard
Gary: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Misty: DAMIT GARY!!!
Brock: I don't know why you bother
Misty: Because someone has to teach him a lesson! *grabs her oversized hammer*
Everyone but Gary and Misty: RUN GARY, RUN!
*Misty chases Gary with her hammer*
Pikachu: *signs* humans are so silly
Sylveon: you ride on one of them ssooo...
Pikachu: Hey Ash's shoulder is way better than a pokeball!
Sylveon: And that's what I love about you, your unique
Pikachu: I love you too
Minun: I'm so glad that they were dared to get together
Misty: GET BACK HERE GARY!!!
Gary: Please let me live!
*DING!*
Everyone: *pauses* what was that?
Minun: That's the machine! Saying that there are now even MORE dares!
Bonnie: Will it over load and explode like how my brothers does?
Minun: Don't know... and I'm not going to find out!
Minun: So... let's do some DARES!
Everyone: Let's not!
Minun: 😑
*flicks lever and a white envelope comes out*
Minun: whoops my finger must have slipped
Everyone: sure... 😒
Minun: Anyways the first dare says...

Bonnie: NO! NO! NO! NNNNOOOOO!
Dawn: NOOOOOO PLEASE NOT AMOUR!!!!!
May: CALEM STAY AWAY!!!!!!
Gary: Ashy-boy is going to be pissed!
Pikachu: Calem ain't getting any where near Ash's girlfriend! *sparks fly from his cheeks*
Sylveon: I ain't letting my trainer anywhere near that creep!
Minun: Matayohplayz why? Just why?
Misty: and I thought I was evil
Minun: well... might as well get it over and done with. *clicks and Ash and Serena appear while still kissing*
Bonnie: hey lovebirds 😏
Ash: umm, hey, is our time up?
Minun: well it is at the end of today, but we need you two for this dare
Serena: Oooo what's the dare?
Dawn: your not going to like it
Serena: ?
Minun: You have been dared for Calem to make out with you while Ash watches
Ash: WWWHHHHHAAAATTTT!!!!!!!
Serena: NO WAY! Plus he is dead so...
Minun: yeah but unfortunately I can bring him back 😔
Bonnie: please don't, my OTP will be ruined!
Minun: I'm sorry Bonnie... *clicks and Calem returns*
And... *clicks and Ash gets chained to a wall*
Minun: sorry Ash...
Calem: guess who's back, back again
Everyone: NO ONE LIKES YOU!!
Serena: I'm not kissing him 😒
Calem: *grabs Serena and starts kissing her*
Everyone but Ash: 😱
Ash: 😡
Bonnie: NNNOOOO
Dawn: It's too painful to watch!
Serena thinks: I hate my life
Ash: GET AWAY FROM HER! *somehow breaks free and pushes Calem off Serena*
Everyone but Ash, Serena and Calem: AMOUR IS SAVED!
Serena: My hero 😍
Calem: Doesn't matter, I got my kiss 😌
Truth or Dare machine: Beep, beeep beeep beeeeep!!!!! *shoots out a white envelope*
Minun: That's new... *looks at envelope*
Minun: YES!!!! It's says:

Everyone but Calem: YAY!!!!
Serena: Thank you ZenonGreen !!!
Calem: That's not nice babe, I know you liked our kiss 😉
Serena: Ew, no! Firstly I didn't like it, and secondly... YOU KISSED ME!
Calem: still counts in my book
Bonnie: GET RIDE OF HIM!!!!!
Dawn: HE WILL DESTROY AMOUR!!!!
Minun: Don't have to tell me twice! Say bye bye Calem
Calem: Bye all! And Serena, call me 😉
Serena: I will give the your coffin a ring up for you if you come anywhere near me again!
May: You go girl!
Misty: Savage!
Boy but Calem: GET REKT!!!!
Calem: 😒
Minun: /ban Calem for kissing Serena
*Calem disappears FOREVER!!!*
Bonnie: Yay!
Iris: Finally! That guy was such a kid
Cilan: agreed, he left a bad taste in my mouth
Ash: Serena are you okay?
Serena: scared for life, but I will be fine as long as I'm with you 😘
Dawn and May: aaawwww!
Bonnie: SO KAWAII
Gary: My perv senses are tingling
Misty: What does that mean?
Gary: It means I can feel something coming ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Misty: You are weird
Minun: Okay then... *flicks lever and another white envelope comes out*
Gary: This Dare is going to be good I can feel it!
Everyone: O.o
Minun: It says...

Ash and Serena: 😳
Gary: I KNEW IT!!!!
Max: This is going to be weird
Brock: You can say that again
Misty: Gary, but how?
Gary: Never underestimated that power of being a perv ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Everyone: 😓
Ash: Well... this will be interesting
Serena: Why couldn't we swap before Calem kissed me?
Ash: Because then he would have kissed me!!!!
Minun: 😂 that would have been amazing!
Ash: Welp, bye body... it was nice knowing ya
Minun: *hands Ash and Serena a cookie*
Drew: Really, still with the cookies?!?
Minun: Yes, I find that cookies are quite reliable
Ash: YAY COOKIES! *eats the cookie*
Serena: *eats cookie*
*Ash and Serena body switch*
Ash (in Serena's body): Wow it worked!
Serena (in Ash's body): Cool! I'm Ash now! I feel so strong!
Ash: and I feel so pretty
Brock: What do you put in those cookies?
Minun: If I told you I would have to kill you 😈
Ash: Wow Serena, they are a lot bigger from this angle
Serena: ASH! Don't you dare do anything to my body!!!
Gary: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Gary: This is like a dream come true!
Misty: You have some very weird dreams 😓
Gary: But they all have you in them 😉
Misty: OH HELL NO!!!! *grabs hammer*
Serena: What is this feeling I'm feeling right now?
Ash: Oh that's just hunger, I was pretty hungry before we switched bodies
Serena: 😑 why am I not surprised?
Ash: So Serena... because I'm technically you, can I open your diary?
Serena: NO! Serena eyes only!
Ash: but I have your eyes...
Serena: 😓
Serena: still no
Bonnie: I have a question! What happens when you need to go to the bathroom or take a shower?
Ash and Serena: *look down there* 0////0
Dawn: Hehehehe, this is too good
Gary: Yes, turn to the dark side!
Dawn: 😐
Minun: To answer your question Bonnie, it's all part of the dare 😝
Ash: I don't mind
Serena: I MIND!!!! This is my body!
Ash: Your more than welcome to still dress your body how you wish 😉
Serena: 0////0
Minun: okay that's enough of that! Next dare! *flicks lever and the usual happens*
Minun: It says:

Gary: Oh shoot...
Misty: YES!!!!!!!!
Misty: Thank you Ricar13450
Paul: This will be fun
Dawn: Why do you find it fun when Gary gets beaten up?
Paul: It's just satisfying to watch
Gary: Thank man 😒
Misty: COME HERE YOU LITTLE PERV!!! *punches Gary for 2 minutes straight!*
Gary: *fainted 😵*
Minun: 😲
Everyone else: 😨
Misty: I have been waiting to do that for a long time now
Minun: Now that we are all mentally scared for life from what we just witnessed let's move on
Serena: This wasn't as mentally scaring as when Calem kissed me!!
Bonnie: True, that was horrifying to watch
Minun: *flicks lever and it's ANOTHER dare*
Cilan: gees, these people really like their dares
Iris: such little kids
Minun: you do know you are setting yourself up for a world of pain right?
Iris: meh, what is the worst that could happen?
Everyone: 😱 Your doomed now!
Iris: was it something I said?
Minun: okay so the envelope says:

Brock: 😍 My wildest dream will soon become reality!
Everyone: 😓
Brock: Dw guys I won't be in there for long, with my good looks not even the famous Officer Jenny or Nurse Joy can resist me!
Max: Wow, your ego is almost as big as Gary'
Ash: Only when it comes to Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy though 😅
Minun: Alright Brock have fun! *claps and Brock disappears*
With Brock:
Brock: *appears in a room filled with Nurse Joys and Officer Jenny's
Brock: Thank you Mewtwo1234537
Brock: 😍 *goes up to one of the Nurse Joys*
Brock: Excuse me beautiful, but the way your eyes sparkle I just could resist. Our love was destined to be! You and me! From the moment the dare took place I knew that our love would blossom and it is beautiful!
Nurse Joy: 😓
Nurse Joy: Uummm... no
Brock: 💔
1 hour later...
Brock: 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
Brock: this might be harder than I thought...
Brock: But I will never give up! My love will come through!!
*continues to do his love talk to every Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny*
Back with the others:
Ash: Serena? What is happening? *points down there*
Serena: Aahhh... puberty 😅
Ash: This never happened to me
May: Because it only happens to girls 😓
Ash: So how do I fix? Do I just plug it or something?
Everyone: *face palms*
Minun: I think it is time for you all to go...
Everyone but Ash and Serena: Yes please *leaves*
Minun: And you two... stay out of trouble
Serena: don't worry I'll sort Ash out 😉
Minun: at least someone knows what they are doing
Ash: Hey! Not my fault I'm not use to being in a girls body!
Serena: An I'm not use to being in a boys!
Ash: well... you did wear my cloths that one time...
Serena: That doesn't count!
Minun: 😓
Minun: Anyway I hope you all enjoyed this... *looks at the truth or dare machine and sees its empty*
Minun: guess we are empty... NEED DARES AND TRUTHS!!!!!

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